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Climaxing.... (for lack of a better word) *Note: not for the younger NS crowd*

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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
Yeah, so.. I have been dating this one girl for a few months now, and we've had sex a few times.
But, every time we have had sex, she's climaxed, but she can never "finish me off", so to speak.
Last night, she was determined to get me to climax, and she fucked my brains out for 2 hours in different positions. It was great and all, but I never came close to finishing, and she was exhausted, so she eventually gave up.
She's also given me multiple blowjobs, but she cant get me to "pop" that way either.

Dont get me wrong.. the sex is amazing, and the head is too. She's only had sex once before dating me, so she's nice and tight.
But, for some reason I haven't been close to finishing every time that we've had sex, or when she gives me head.
Now she feels bad about it like it's her fault, and she doesn't know what she can do to get me to climax.. I still enjoy every second of it, but I'd also like to get off at some point. Haha.
In her words, she feels "sexually worthless", which is not how I feel about her, because the sex and head is amazing.. I just cant finish, but I can get her to hit the "big O".

This is not a claim at all, and I honestly cant believe that I am making a thread about such a personal issue... I just was hoping that some of you could share some tips or advice to give to my girlfriend.
The thing is, I've had sex before, and it wasn't even as good as it is with my current girlfriend, but I could still finish. I have yet to do that with the girl I am currently dating.

Any advice? I dont want her to feel "sexually worthless" anymore. Haha.

Thanks.
Dec 9 2007 2:40PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
99.9% effective! shit works daaawwwgg
Dec 9 2007 11:43PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
no i dont do heroin anymore i moved to pcp its a whole new world now.
Dec 9 2007 11:56PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
im surprised no one has said any thing about peeing in her butt yet
Dec 10 2007 12:00AM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
good news!

my girlfriend and i had sex for about 45 minutes earlier tonight, i felt like i was about to cum, so i pulled out, took the condom off, and she proceeded to suck me off for about 5 minutes until i finally blew a load in her mouth, which she then swallowed. (that was pretty sexy)

she felt so good about herself, and no longer proclaims herself as being "sexually worthless".

definitely a good night for the both of us, because i hit her G spot again, and she finally finished me off.

it had to have been the stress i was going through that caused the previous problems.
i felt way better today, and my cock rewarded not only me, but my girlfriend as well.

let this be a lesson to all of us (myself included)...
don't have sex when you're stressing out hardcore, or when you have anything negative on your mind... because you may not climax.

i feel so much better now.
good times.
Dec 10 2007 12:11AM
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GUZ
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 255
well i think everyone figured that that was just a given
Dec 10 2007 12:12AM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
hahaha, sorry man.. but i'm not like that. that's just creepy, and quite fucked up.
but i will admit, i got a good laugh out of that recommendation.

you can keep the whole finger-in-the-butt strategy for yourself. have fun with that man...




i'm going to sleep now.

thanks NS, for hearing me out in my time of desperation. haha.

peace.




Dec 10 2007 12:33AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
wow.
Dec 10 2007 12:46AM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
took the word right out of my mouth...
Dec 10 2007 1:22AM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
GAYLORD
Dec 10 2007 1:31AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62

HOORAAAAAAY BEER

Dec 10 2007 1:43AM
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footcrunk
Posts: 385 - Karma: 75
holy this shit is FUCKED.......what is going on, iv seen so many sex threads its just stupid

fucking keep it to yourself man.
Dec 10 2007 1:46AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
hahaha in her mouth which she swallowed lol
Dec 10 2007 1:50AM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
you're probably too nervous.  chill out.

 if that's too hard, watch porn, or get a mirror and watch your own porn.  also reverse cowgirl is a good view-  where she's on top but facing away from you.

bust that nut bro
Dec 10 2007 2:34AM
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raddar
Posts: 681 - Karma: 65
this is epic.  this is a victory for ns.  good job everyone.
Dec 10 2007 3:09AM
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powder_weasel
Posts: 382 - Karma: 9
i call total BS
It's all made up or he is gay.
Dec 10 2007 3:14AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
It's all in your head bro.




If all else fails do anal.
Dec 10 2007 12:11PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
best condoms you can get

Click for larger image
Dec 10 2007 1:44PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
im really surprised no girls have posted on here yet.  maybe they can give you some advice for your girlfriend
Dec 10 2007 1:49PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84

I think a chick already has posted, but I got two words for you...birth control.

Dec 10 2007 3:23PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Wait, so, who was right on page 1? I think someone said something about keep doing it and it'll happen cuz that's normal, but I don't remember who it was....
Dec 10 2007 4:12PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
glad to hear the problem has been resolved.
just don't ever try taking the condom off and pulling out, giz tends to creep out without you knowing it.
Dec 10 2007 4:18PM
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deezy.
Posts: 2538 - Karma: 26
- maddd karma your a fucking asshole man
Dec 10 2007 4:22PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
the sex might be good, but it just might be that shes not mentaly satisfying you. like shes not turning you on enough, so its pretty much you fucking any girl with no emotion. oh and stop trying so hard
Dec 10 2007 4:30PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
Why did i just read this... it had nothing to do with constipation, anal, or shellfish.  What a fuckin dissappointment. 
Dec 10 2007 5:39PM
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kickerlicker
Posts: 820 - Karma: 11
Why do you share this with us?
Dec 10 2007 6:11PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
dude, if i wanted to read a goddamned porno i would have sat down by the fire and read "Pirate's Triumph in Pleasure Cove" or some shit.  there is no way that i needed to read about your girlfriend's ability to swallow your gorilla juice.  damn.
Dec 10 2007 6:27PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
ahaha owned.
Dec 10 2007 6:48PM
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slashquatch
Posts: 874 - Karma: 17
haha best answer
Dec 10 2007 6:48PM
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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
END THREAD.





Haha.
Dec 10 2007 7:45PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
i thought so myself, but i dont see why people kept replying.
no but seriously why did you make this thread, half of the kids are making fun of you and noone wants to read about you having trouble getting off. well thats just what i thought
Dec 10 2007 7:49PM
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Pamela.
Posts: 68 - Karma: 11

birth control, and try top?

Dec 17 2007 8:05PM
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JNix.
Posts: 645 - Karma: 12
exactly
Dec 17 2007 8:27PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
thats your problem right there, trojan enz SUCK. the spermicidal lubricant is horrible, and they are way way too small. In fact trojans suck in general, switch to durex or something. i just dont wear condoms anymore because i used to have the same prblem, now i get the added pleasure of nutting on my womans face... best compromise around
Dec 17 2007 9:01PM
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Joan
Posts: 2944 - Karma: 1,305
Whats climaxing? 
Dec 17 2007 9:57PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
just listen to love line.  or you could even call in.  In seattle the station is 107.7 the end sunday-friday 10-12 pm

but im guessing you have delayed ejactulation. i their is medicine you can get for it i believe.
Dec 17 2007 10:08PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
its in your head too much and you are worrying about it and its not letting you finish, dont jerk off for a week or so and then fuck her, keep doing tha and you will start to worry less about it and you will be fine. trust me.
Dec 17 2007 10:16PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
oh, i thought he was serious, i was gonna try it.........................







jkjk man, that would be funny as hell if you took it seriously though :D
Dec 17 2007 10:17PM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
seriously dude, get ur girl on the pill and go no condom sooooooooooo much better!
Dec 17 2007 10:22PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
props dude, nail that poon
Dec 17 2007 10:25PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
excatly my thoughts. Go into some unchartered territory
Dec 17 2007 11:04PM
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A_T_K
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
couldnt have said it better
Dec 17 2007 11:34PM
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
finger in the butt.  how bout dick in the butt.
Dec 18 2007 1:45AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
pictures, or else it didn't happen.
Dec 18 2007 2:08AM
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Pamela.
Posts: 68 - Karma: 11
funny that a girl is asking for pictures..
Dec 18 2007 12:36PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
hahaha yes! go ns!
Dec 18 2007 5:35PM
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Ghost82nd
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 10
haha we helped this kid nut.....wow kinda feel gay for saying that but hilarious thread
Dec 18 2007 5:54PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
dude shut up!!!!

your like 12 years old...
Dec 18 2007 6:29PM
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Scoszko
Posts: 508 - Karma: 11
expected response, but not from a girl. haha
Dec 18 2007 6:37PM
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crazyfuck
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the funniest part is that you're missing out on some crazy shit... if a girl knows what to do, let her find your prostate and THEN try telling us it's "creepy and quite fucked up".  it's actually "amazing and quite insane" when a girl can get you off like that... but i guess you just live and learn.

so here's my recommendation to you- when a girl decides to stop playing with your balls and starts to make a bee-line for your starfish, take a moment to catch your breath, and then get ready to cum really fucking hard if she's actually worth the $12 dinner and $8 movie earlier than evening.  remember, there's a little ball of nerves back there that will open your eyes to worlds of pleasure you didn't even know possible.  that being said, i'm not personally going to recommend she uses anything besides her finger... if you choose to up the ante, knock yourself out, but don't blame it on me when you get her glow-in-the-dark buttplug wrapped up in her rainbow analbeads all crammed up your ass.  i'm not recommending she puts anything UP your ass, but rather that she learns to do more than just stroke your dick and play with your balls by exploring the possibilities the prostate offers.

seriously, do you think God would put a sewer in the middle of a playground without making it at least a LITTLE fun?
Dec 18 2007 7:36PM
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crazyfuck
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earlier *that evening... basically, i was sayin that a $20 ho ought to know about the finger up the butt during a bj.
Dec 18 2007 7:37PM
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