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My girlfriend needs help!!!!

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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

she's starting to snowboard this year, rental and everything through the school.
she needs $25 every week to do it, and doesn't have time for a regular job.
please give me some good ideas how she could earn money to do this.

Dec 7 2007 7:10PM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
Sell your plasma (blood). It's easy, relatively easy, and you'll make AT LEAST $25/week.

Or get a job at the mountain. Then you can ski/board for free....you'd just have to buy a board, which would be more cost-efficient than renting every time.
Dec 8 2007 6:46PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
the first idea i came up with ahah
Dec 8 2007 8:04PM
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Bardolph
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
you said that your parents pay for every thing else but your everything elses dont really cost money exept sports. Do stuff for like grandparents of other old people. Uasally they pay well.
Dec 8 2007 8:50PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
i hear they make tv's from it
Dec 8 2007 9:20PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
prostitution.
Dec 8 2007 10:44PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
donate some eggs and make like 5g's and that will set you off for a while
Dec 8 2007 10:47PM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
Dear useless girlfriend,

Like most women in this world, you would like to have your cake and eat it too.  Not that I do not empathize with your insatiable demands for personal benefits, but I hope to appeal to the sense of logic which is underdeveloped in most women (or they just ignore it when convenient).

The situation appears that you are a busy person between school, basketball, and fornicating your equally useless boyfriend.  Apparently you have no job and would like to add snowboarding to your allegedly rigorous schedule.  You would like to find a non-commital employment which can achieve $25 a week or about $100 a month.  Unfortunately, like money, time is a scare resource.  You need to prioritze.  Basketball, school, snowboard, boyfriend's cock; which cums first in your sense of priorities?

$25 a week really is not that much money, most girls spend that a week on their cell phones.  There's an expense you can cut right there.  How badly do you want to snowboard?  To earn that in a job should only take you 2-6 hours.  I am assuming you are relatively unskilled labour in a low minimum wage locale, else you would not be in this quandary, so you are probably near the upper end of the range.

Judging by your myspace pic, which I perved briefly, I would say you are attractive enough to prostitute your time at some restaurant and make decent tips if you wear the right clothing.  I recommend this option, it puts something semi-meaningful on your resume, it's legal, more stable cash flows than babysitting, reasonable returns, and hopefully brings a creepy but affluent customer who can supplant your incumbent boyfriend and conveniently provide you the financing needed to snowboard.  He might even be a nice guy considerate of your needs as a confused teenage female and may not be fixated on hooching your pre-adolescent cooch.

In conclusion, hook yourself out at a restaurant to get a start, then upgrade to a richer pimp/boyfriend. 

I apologize for any insults, but it is a pleasure to burn naive newbs, I suggest you try it sometime.
Dec 9 2007 5:29AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
you're a freaking retard.
her mom won't let me pay for her, so everyone can forget that option and stop calling me a jackass, i've tried.
Dec 9 2007 9:27AM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
suck dick
Dec 9 2007 9:42AM
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missedtheexit
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10

ok first off brahh,

i am NOT useless. actually, i would categorize myself as hard-working, independent, and an EFFECTIVE person. i come from a family who is never home and brother and who can give two shiit's about what is going on. all the jobs in the house are left up to my ma' and ME. so encase you don't understand, that means i do MOST OF maybe ALL the chores in my house. i DO NOT pay for my cellphone. i only use it when the minutes are free cause i hate the phone and loose it all the time. i am not one of those freaks that need a phone 24/7. i LIVE with what i have. i do not have time for a job, yet trying to figure out how i'm going to afford a car.

basketballl IS important to me. and so is school, and piano, and snowboarding. my ma' is not in favor of 'boarding, though, because she's afraid i'll have another accident. in conclusion, she won't pay for all the times i go up the mountain with my school. so my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to see what i can do to get money.

...which brings up my next topic. MY BOYFRIEND. he's kind, sweet, and very caring about me. i will not let him pay for me cause he does ENOUGH for me. we also live 50 minutes apart from each other so i don't even get to see him that much. but you have NO RIGHT to spread your shiit about him. you don't even know him. there is no one in the world that can replace him. and i rather have a boyfriend who is concerned, than one who wouldn't give a damn. and in your words, he's "pimp" enough for me, thanks.

so why don't you go back and sit your fat ass the couch and spoke weeed all day.
then look in the mirror and ask yourself who is the USELESS one now, biitch.


Dec 9 2007 1:03PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Ya...I totally didn't read your whole post but you took it WAY too seriously.

It's newschoolers..honestly, I mean I guess you are new so you might not realize it, but everyone is a jackass and an asshole no matter what the circumstances.

In addition, no one gives a shit about your 'overly busy' life, or your 'family that is never home and doesn't care'. Believe me when I say this, we all have our own trials and tribulations without adding yours into the cesspool of teenage anguish that is newschoolers.
Dec 9 2007 1:09PM
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missedtheexit
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
no shit i think i figured that out on my own.
and i was not asking for sympathy...
but that kids talkin shiit about a person he doesn't even know.

that all i was trying to come across here.
Dec 9 2007 1:39PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
return some bottles. sling some bags. spread yo legs.
Dec 9 2007 1:56PM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
just put money in random places so she finds it...she will never know
Dec 9 2007 2:12PM
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FUUUCK
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$25 a week???

dude thats nothing, her parents will probably give her that for vaccuming the house and cleaning the bathroom.
Dec 9 2007 2:31PM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
Yawn....  yknow I did apoligize and imply that all I wanted to do was marginalize your plight by creating some laughs at your expense.  Dont take it so personally you crazy estrogen junkie.

Perhaps I have no right to attack you and your dude, but it certainly is better for the mirth of the community to disparage you two in whatever figurative language I can conjure.

And for the record, I would prefer to smoke weed all day, but unfortunately my nose is between books all day rather then between doobies and turns on the mountain.  But wasn't it fun to personally attack me?  I hope that quick outlash helped you empathize to my objectives.

In conclusion, get a grip, grow a sense of humor, and don't cry about your problems on the internet unless you are emotionally secure enough to withstand comedic personal attacks.
Dec 9 2007 5:45PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
try and save $25 a month by getting a cheaper internet/phone connection
Dec 9 2007 5:47PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
are you retarded?
Dec 9 2007 7:25PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
What happened to your gear from 3 years ago in your accident? And what was your accident?
Dec 9 2007 7:34PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
damn i was gonna say that, do it once and your set for a damn long while probally the best idea on here
Dec 9 2007 7:51PM
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FerrattiPGA
Posts: 701 - Karma: 14
cor, just look around for some stuff u can sell. thats what i had to do to buy all my shit this year. i havent worked since september and all my money is in the bank for a car.
Dec 9 2007 8:19PM
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missedtheexit
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well my ma' sold it one ebay cause she didn't want me going again.

and i didn't land a jump and i broke a couple bones around my knee and
my leg. and it took like a month and half to finally get better. then after a couple
weeks i tore my ACL cause the bones didn't heal properly. it was a wreck.
Dec 9 2007 8:22PM
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FerrattiPGA
Posts: 701 - Karma: 14
that should get u started
Dec 9 2007 8:22PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
well it couldd work....but she doesnt want my money. haha.
but maybe she could do that ; )
Dec 9 2007 8:33PM
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TheQuailman
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If you went to a populated area (ski resort) and said, "If you pay me five bucks, I'll show you my tata's" you could make 25 dollars doing that just 5 times.
Dec 9 2007 8:33PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
If you went to a populated area everyone would make fun of you because you are a flaming homosexual. stop posting retarded things like this, that you know arent going to happen.
Dec 9 2007 8:38PM
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missedtheexit
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you got that right. but that's a good idea.
i could sell my bikes which i've been meaning to do.
and all my soccer stuff.
and whatever else i find in this house.
Dec 9 2007 8:40PM
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Half-Blood
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shit I wish we had a place around here that payed that much.
Dec 9 2007 8:46PM
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49566738265
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Sell plasma.  They pay about $50 each time, you can do it twice a week, and its for a really good cause.  Only takes about 2 hours.
Dec 9 2007 8:51PM
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artfullydodged
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well duh sell drugs. u gotta see where the nescesities lie, if ur people like drugs, get the drugs!
Dec 9 2007 9:03PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
'broke a couple bones around my knee'


a month and a half doesn't seem like ample time for a couple broken bones to heal properly...
Dec 9 2007 9:04PM
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Swan_Solo
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

park cars at a ski resort?
Dec 9 2007 9:38PM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
try being semi-okay in school instead of smarty and you will have time to get a job and go snowboarding.  Stripping is like $150 an hour, or failing that prostitution
Dec 10 2007 1:10AM
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pbandj
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you need a bachelor's degree to be a sperm donor
Dec 10 2007 1:16AM
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derbski
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Like prostitution
Dec 10 2007 2:09AM
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Merozoite
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I was thinking the same thing. That seems fast...to say the least.

I don't know if this was already suggested, but get a job on the mountain. Work a couple hours on the weekend, get a free pass, problem solved.

Dec 10 2007 2:29AM
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raddar
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drop piano and ask your mom for the money from that

or pick a sport.  its hard to do two winter sports.  which do you love more, snowboarding or basketball?
Dec 10 2007 3:27AM
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soulskier
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get a job on campus in a library or cafeteria or convenience store
Dec 10 2007 1:58PM
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missedtheexit
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yeah i know ! my ma' and i tried teling the doctors that
but they said i could walk on it.
so i did and i ended it up making it worse.
Dec 10 2007 3:00PM
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ax_murderer
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joke time! cant figure out a way to make 25 bills?
Dec 10 2007 3:20PM
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Ryan.Street
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kidneys... you only need one



or i kind of like the flashing for five dollars idea, that should work
Dec 10 2007 3:53PM
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Casey
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this is the stupidest thread i've ever seen. 25 dollars? are you fucking kidding me? Get a job for one day. Stop talking  about your Ma... move the fuck out of your trailer, tell your mom to fuck off, don't have any more kids with your inbred boyfriend/brother, and stop bitching on the internet!
Dec 10 2007 4:07PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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You're one of the smartest in your grade and yet use this kind of grammar.  I fear for the American education system. 
Dec 10 2007 4:18PM
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shibby
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Word!

I have a feeling this thread is a joke, maybe an alias?
Dec 12 2007 1:26PM
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GrassCutter86
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This whole thread cracks me up, when will people learn it's rare to find help on here
Dec 12 2007 2:06PM
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McTwist83
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No kidding man. 25 dollairs? your one of the smartest people at your school? jeez man, just go around asking for money or something everything I have a trig problem I dont bring it up on NS, and i dont bring my British Liturature up on NS. Honestly Independancy never hurt anyone, instead of being spoon fed information become creative. My two cents.

Dec 12 2007 7:10PM
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wev-skis
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seriously, i can go around my house and find that much in nickels and dimes, under couches and in the laundry.
Dec 12 2007 7:15PM
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