Replying to Funny prank

Reading that Cypher thread reminded me of a prank some buddies/coworkers pulled on me a month back. If your wondering why I'm on here so late I'm taking a break from studying for finals. Anyways

So a saturday about a month ago me and 3 buddies go downtown to meet up with some girls, I'm the designated driver but still drrinking in moderation. Around midnight we lose one of our buddies, but were like no big deal he must have run off with a chick. When the bars close at 2 I start calling him, can't leave a man behind you know, call him 5 times he doesnt pickup.

So we decide to go back to his place since his roomate is having an afterparty, for all we know hes already home. We show up no one's heard from him. F### it he must be getting laid is what were thinking. So I start taking shots and what not, and at 4 I'm still wondering where my buddy is, so I decide to eliminate one possible outcome by calling the jail to ask if hes been picked up. Well in the middle of my phone call he calls so I tell the officer nevermind I found him thanks though and hang up.

Ends up he walked out of the bar into a parking lot to puke and passed out, so he was passed out in a parking lot for 4 hours, were all laughing our a##es off at this. But since I drove him downtown I feel like it's my responsibility to go get him it's only a 5 min. drive but I'm drunk. So on the way to getting him I hit another car luckyli it was real slow so theres just a scratch and the other driver was drunk too so hes like whatever.

So I pick him up, and on the drive back I get an anonymous call, she says shes from the jail and that when I called earlier she heard talk of underage drinking, drugs and I sound intoxicated. She says shes going to send an officer to check out the situation so she asks where I am, so I said I'm sorry what, she repeats herself and says she'll track my call if I don't tell her where I am. I'm driving so I'm like where is she going to track this, so I hang up take my battery and my SIM card out of my phone freaking out(I'm drunk so I don't realize how dumb I am to believe this). So we go back to my buddies and keep partying.

Next day I go to work and I'm just hanging out behind the counter when 2 cops walk up, they verify my name and I start freaking out thinking no point in saying it's not me they already know where I work. So they start asking me questions it goes on for about 10min and I am freaking out sweating like no other. Then all of a sudden another one of my buddies/coworkers who was at the afterparty runs up and goes I got you motherfucker.

Ends up his girlfriend was the one who called me, and two cops just happened to come in the store and he convinced them to prank me. Needless to say I almost died of a heart attack between all the red-bull and the shock, but I just laughed because I was freaking out and everyone was watching including my boss. Good Times