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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
I would realy like a beard and being 18, I find it weird that theres kids younger then me with full beards, I know most of it is in your genes but has anyone found any ways of getting it to grow in faster? I heard shave every other day for a while then grow it out to check progress, and I heard an electric shaver works better to do it every day? any input?
Dec 4 2007 8:55PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
doodoo butter
Dec 4 2007 8:58PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
hmm interesting theory, I may choose to skip that one though...
Dec 4 2007 8:59PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
there's nothing to do man that will make a real difference.  just be patient.
Dec 4 2007 9:03PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
haha, patience isnt one of my strong points for this...
Dec 4 2007 9:08PM
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skiwoj
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 52
apply rogain generously to where you want facial hair to grow
Dec 4 2007 9:10PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36

uhm, who gives a fuck?

Dec 4 2007 9:11PM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
haha this is a funny thread
Dec 4 2007 9:11PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
Will rogain realy work? isnt that to stop certain like hormones that cause hair to stop growing?
Dec 4 2007 9:13PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I'm 16 and I need to shave daily. I could grow a beard. just though I'd make you happier with that.
Dec 4 2007 9:13PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
At 16 i would gladly give over my ability to grow a beard to you. it blows to shave every day
Dec 4 2007 9:18PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I agree with that too. I just wish it would grow less so I don't have to every morning and then again if I'm going out for the night. but it does look pretty beastly (ie manly) after a few days. hahaha.
Dec 4 2007 9:38PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
no watch mythbusters.....thats bogus..just grow up, then grow it out
Dec 4 2007 9:42PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
maybe you should rub old spice on your face, like in the commercial where he puts it on and hair grows immediately in that spot.  

Dec 4 2007 10:06PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
shaving is fucked.

watch beavis & butthead if you wanna know how to get at a beard
Dec 4 2007 10:23PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,029
DryFlyKarma: 4058455 PostsRidiculous Quote ReplyThere has not been a beard thread in a while and I have two questions since I have recently ruined the charger for my norelco trimmer:1. Does anyone have an old charger laying around they can mail to a man in need... arrangements can me made via PayPal or2. What buzzers do you guys prefer? I have been trimming my beard down to a three/four for awhile and since it is getting warmer may go down to a two.. The norelco is cheaply made; however, it does a solid job. I want to try a higher quality trimmer, but, I don't want to waste money on a buzzer that doesn't leave ya feeling fresh.. Any ideas?
May 24 2013 1:32PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
smear mustard on your face and sit in a dark and humid cellar for 3 days and i guarantee you'll have more hair on your face than you could've hoped for !
May 24 2013 1:35PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
just do manly activites and eventually your face will fall in line:

ex:
chop wood with an axe
dont wear deodorant
stop showering
wrestle bears / other woodland creatures
stop eating vegetables

youll be good
May 24 2013 1:56PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I have the same thing im 18 and I have only shaved my chin twice ever. I shave above my lip like once a month. I have no problem with it
May 24 2013 2:04PM
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thaloot
Posts: 237 - Karma: 17
(quoting for emphasis)
May 24 2013 2:25PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
i bet this is what you look like after letting it grow for a few days:


May 24 2013 4:31PM
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^^.Doug.^^
Posts: 136 - Karma: 113
buy one of these, its like an instent beard but you can keep your head warm Click for larger image
May 24 2013 6:05PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,029
All of the post above show why you have to ignore 95% of NS post... I searchbarred beard cause I had a legit question about beard trimmers, then, get bashed by 14 yr olds trying to be funny. Not one them read shit before acting immature
May 24 2013 6:11PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
what kind of charger does your norelco (sp?) take? i've got a few old chargers from some old trimmers that I don't use anymore. if one of them will work, I'll send it to ya fo' free....
May 24 2013 8:26PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
16 and full beard capabilities reporting in, be lucky of your lack of facial hair, daily shaving is a bitch
May 24 2013 8:48PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
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May 24 2013 9:51PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
the only person who can pull off a beard

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May 24 2013 10:10PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
If you don't have a job or go to a prep school keep the beard. Having a beard makes you look much older instead of some kid.
May 24 2013 10:18PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
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but actually do this
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May 24 2013 10:26PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
Just grew my shit out until it got all whispy and pubeish, then shave and let it grow again. I use a Conair to keep my shit clean. No douchebag thin beards though, just shave your neck beards, keep it thick and bitches with be flockin.

Women love real men.
May 25 2013 12:13AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,029
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Good looks
May 25 2013 1:10PM
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