Replying to Alcahol and assholes dont mix

on friday i went up to keystone for 36 hours where we got a house and a shit ton of booze.  i started drinking around around 5 and decided to go skiing later that night.  skiing wasnt that good of an idea when  we decided to go around 1 that night.  i decided after one run that i shouldnt ski and went back to the house where i jumped in the hot tub and started drinking more.  by this time i was pretty much blacked out and some kid at the place we were staying bet me i couldnt jump off the balcony.  so barefoot and in nothing but swim trunks i got a running start and hucked myself off the balcony that was about 15 feet off the ground.  i landed it on my feet, but my mouth landed on my knee and i split my tongue down the middle and fucked my mouth up good.  i went to the clinic and they decided i was too drunk to work on fixing me up so they pumped me full of saline and sedated me.  i woke up the next morning with 15 stitches in my tongue and a really sensitive face. and no pain killers. the doctors said i lost almost a quart of blood.
yesterday i went to the dentist and tehy discovered that i broke my front teeth and my gum bone and now i have to get fake teeth and surgery on my mouth later today, but i finally did get some oxycodon.

the kid that bet me never paid me either so he is an asshole.

i dont know how long it will be before i can go skiing again.