Replying to Tanner Hall to Switch 10 Chads!!!!

Actually,  Now that i got your attention, My roomate (steezepatrol) has agreed that if I can get a thread that gets to 3 pages long about how he should do the dishes, then he will clean our overflowing, discusting, pile of dirty dishes (which are mainly his and our other roomates).  Help me out guys! our sink is fucking discusting!! and I dont want to do it becuase I havent touched any of the dishes that are in our sink.