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Maximumsushi
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Owen Wilson.
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Sep 11 2003 4:18PM
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Gegetzi
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sex
Sep 11 2003 4:25PM
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huckasaurus
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Jenna Jammison, and Britney kissing Madona again
Sep 11 2003 4:45PM
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Maximumsushi
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All you 14 year old boob fiends would ruin ski movies if given the chance. Keep sex in porn and skiing in ski movies. Except add Owen Wilson.
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Sep 11 2003 4:49PM
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jibberkid69
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^^^agreed



mmmmmmmmmmm crack
Sep 11 2003 5:01PM
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joker
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what if jenna jameson could ski?

i think chris rock might make a good addition as well


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Sep 11 2003 6:01PM
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Ghost
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then the world would be a happy place.

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Sep 11 2003 8:55PM
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kneesuck
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How come no one has made a skiing porn? And if so where can i get a copy?
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Sep 11 2003 8:56PM
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GT
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haha! Ive got one, its from the seventies and set in sweden, swedish girls are hot!
Sep 11 2003 9:07PM
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hot dogg

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Sep 11 2003 9:45PM
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huckasaurus
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Owen Wilson, YEAH RIGHT!
Sep 11 2003 9:48PM
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RideBLUNT
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yeah, there are a few ski porns. Go on kazaa and type 'ski porn' and ull get some.


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Sep 11 2003 10:04PM
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cams
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yeah dude! owen wilson is so fuckin sick in yeah right!.. he's hot right now.. but in ski movies i think that exact science will be sick as fuck
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Sep 11 2003 10:09PM
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Krongos
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owen wilson is like one of my favorite actors, shanghai noon and knights kick ass, as does zoolander
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Sep 12 2003 12:29AM
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EastCoastPride
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Luuke Wilson is cool too... yes... Luke AND Owen Wilson...


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Sep 12 2003 12:31AM
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EastCoastPride
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P.S. I've heard from some VERY reliable sources that the brothers Wilson are going to be in the next FARP... but let's try to keep that on the DL...


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Sep 12 2003 12:32AM
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GT
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incest steeze?
Sep 12 2003 12:34AM
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John_Hoeplinger
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Owen Wilson used to ski, he was a fuckin style king and actually won a few comps too, but then he fell out of the gondola one day and face planted, now his nose is fucked up forever . . . he hasn't hit the slopes since
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Sep 12 2003 12:36AM
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weazelzb
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^sad story...

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Sep 12 2003 1:42AM
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Maximumsushi
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Really? That would be cool. He's the coolest fucking guy in hollywood. Stoner of the Year, gnarly skater (front blunt, bluntside). Too bad people are always biting his shit... YEAH RIGHT!
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Sep 12 2003 2:53AM
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bakerskia180
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WHen i was in park city i saw Mariah Carey and Carmen Electra i know that Mariah skis but im not to sure about carmen electra she was just waling around the village with her Playboy Beanie on i was like wow.
Sep 12 2003 3:09AM
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Freeskifro
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If Bottle Rocket was skiing related it would rule all.


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Sep 12 2003 3:35AM
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Girays_Brother
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rib barbecues

Crazy midget productions

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Sep 12 2003 3:44AM
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westcoaststyle
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hahaha. that part in yeah right is so good
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Sep 12 2003 4:38AM
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Maximumsushi
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Yeah Right! is the sickest shit ever, Spike Jonze is the man. He did lots of great stuff like the Praise You and Sabotage videos. Not to mention start girl skateboards.
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Sep 12 2003 4:44AM
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yeah riGht.

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Sep 12 2003 6:16AM
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freelowda
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everyone's always biting my shit, you know how that goes. i got 2 minutes of footage but i'm not gonna show any of it cause its all been done in 411 issue number 52.
Sep 12 2003 6:49AM
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westcoaststyle
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man all i know is canalli better watch his ass when this video comes out. if he says shit about yeah right, im gonna punk his ass
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Sep 16 2003 2:59AM
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rodeo7
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i was thinking have a ski movie on one side of the screen and porn on the other, so you could watch skiing then wtach porn on the pther side.

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Sep 16 2003 9:30AM
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