Replying to Who fucking slashes 15 peoples tires for fun

I fucking go outside last night to go pick a pizza, minding my own business and I notice my explorer is rocking a fat gangster lean.  Upon closer inspection, my left front tire is sitting straight up on its rim.  The tire was completely flat.  I just bought new tires a week ago, so I was furious to notice that one of them was flat.  Thinking I just hit a nail or something I pull out a can of fix a flat and my air compressor.  I hooked up the fix a flat and heard a hissing noise when I tried to pump it.  Then I notice on the sidewall an inch long perfectly straight gash in my tire.  Fuckin A man, who seriously gets a kick out of slashing tires.  Later that night after some urban skiing, cuz it snowed about 4 or 5 inches here I come back and notice a car about  4 down from me that was also leaning super tough. I go over and find out he had been slashed too.  Then some guy walking by said the cops had been through at like 8 AM and he said someone slashed like 15 or 20 peoples tires in my apartment complex.  Such bullshit, who would ever do something like that.  Such a waste of a tire to have it slashed after driving less than 300 miles with it.  Now I am stuck in the snow with my spare that im going to put on soon, and tires that need to be special ordered.  Man, I am so pissed, that really fucked up my week.

Anyway, if you ever see someone strolling around slashing tires, I suggest you give them a little piece of your mind.