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Seagull OWNED!

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jimmychung
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My dad found this while looking around the internet for photography tips and tricks. It is a series of photos of a falcon that has taken down a seagull and is proceeding to pick it apart. After some time, for whatever reason, the falcon is spooked and flies away, leaving his prey chewed, but NOT DEAD. Check this out, the neck is gone except for is esophagus, this is unbelievable!

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Couldn't have been alive for much longer, but what could have been going through his head at that moment??


17 years ago
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jimmychung
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here is the link to the whole series
http://www.dof.dk/index.php?id=nyheder&s=nyheder&m=visning&nyhed_id=433
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almostaskier
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holy crap...
17 years ago
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friedcheese
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probably what was going through it's head was "i'm a dumb seagull, my neck hurts"
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
That would suck ass.
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steezyjibber
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damn
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FUUUCK
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what the fuck!
17 years ago
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freestyler540
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wow


17 years ago
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steevner
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how is it supporting it's head!?!?!?! all the muscles around his neck bone / vertabrae and esophagus are gone!

17 years ago
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860
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fake...?
17 years ago
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Yauch
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wow i guess birds feathers make them look alot bigger than their bodies actually are, he might have survived

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grams.
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a video would be pretty sick..otherwise i don't believe it
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Yauch
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I would have saved him and kept him as a pet.
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wev-skis
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on that site ( not really helpful cause its in some wierd language) the pics show like some falcon pwning the shit outta it, just easting the neck then leaving. 

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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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wow. how can it keep its head up without muscles or bones? plus dont you need your spinal cord to live?
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timmi
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golf anyone?
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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FOURRRR

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Nicholas.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
17 years ago
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jason...
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wow, bit of a bummer for that seagul there
17 years ago
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caucasian_chad
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Fucking seagulls.  Duluth is overrun with them.  Ever fed one Alka-Seltzer?
17 years ago
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TheButterHashira
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wow. I want one.
17 years ago
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breckfreeskier
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wow. just wow
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Yes! you beat me to it! seagulls don't have anyway of releasing gas from their stomachs (they can't burp) so if you feed them alka-seltzer their stomach will explode from all the pressure.
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solitaryman
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llooks like yo momma after i was done with her
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Bab.
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i want a bird like this one
17 years ago
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timmi
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asshole. there just animals.
17 years ago
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-Kieran-
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holy shit i want one rotflmao
17 years ago
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samwise
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i never said that i enjoy killing seagulls, i wouldn't actually do that.
17 years ago
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word-sauce
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haha on the site it says vandrefalk versus storm mage for the titles of the pics, are seagulls called storm mages in germany? Fucking storm mages 
17 years ago
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grams.
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I'm pretty sure this kid is a skilled photographer if I remember correctly so that tells you something...
17 years ago
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grams.
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^ah fuck it, it says his dad found it on the internet
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0ptions
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I heard on the radio that atleast 75% of all seagulls are gay. True story.

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jimmychung
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to anyone saying this is fake, it's not.
to anyone asking why, i remember hearing that a lot of a birds digestion actually occurs in its throat, so maybe there is enough tissue to actually be able to hold up its head alone?
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[tightpants]
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Come to think of it i heard something like that too.  I think that is a true story.
17 years ago
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A[yellow]Nation
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word, i say photoshopped

still pretty gnarly though
17 years ago
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I watched a demonstration on falconry(hunting with birds) once and this looks to be true to me. Back in the day falcons were only owned by nobility because of the way they feed, they down a bird and start eating the head, this allows the trainer to approach the prey and still be left with a full bird body for cooking.

Peasants were only allowed to use hawks because when they down a bird they start by eating the body, this causes the prey to be more mangled and often the bird would have to be cut up and used for stew. For this reason hawks were called POT hawks because their prey were only usable in soups and stews.

Also if peasants were caught with falcons the nobility would take their bird and their hand.
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soulskier
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ok, so it looks like all of the feathers have been plucked, i dont know if i believe it or not yet, but theres definetly a possibility
17 years ago
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elliekay999
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o man. this is reallly sad. but i had to laugh
17 years ago
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comeatmebro
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 years ago
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kozy
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what the hell

17 years ago
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Jwalk
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 thats crazy
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footcrunk
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AHAHAHAHHAHHA!
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M+M
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hahahahahahaha
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Stan_Darsh
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dude. shits fucked up
17 years ago
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steevner
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bahahahaha. that made me actually lol. I kind of want to quote a lol-person now. but i won't
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skidog10
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wtf sad but a little funny looking
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deezy.
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i look like that
17 years ago
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Bigwoods
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Thought it was fake but then I saw the series. That's fucked up
17 years ago
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mistaskia
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yeah u can get fucked hardcore if u do that too.  there like a protected animal or some shit like that.  u can get fined and i think go to prison.  not sure on the prison tho. 
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deezy.
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thats queer theres like 10000000 of them at the beach

yes 10 million
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doublexl
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thats gross.
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