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Urban Dictionary Your Last Name

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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
That's right, make a kickass definition for your last name and post it.

Ferranti
A theoretical human being that could not possibly exist, but has yet to be disproven. This being walks the earth among the normals, yet holds the answers to everything, unlimited talents, and unmatched handsomeness.
"Jee wiz! Do you see that person who seems perfect in every way? He must be a Ferranti!"

We've got super creative kids here, good ones are inevitable. And who knows? Maybe it'll start being used somewhere in the common lingo.

Nov 28 2007 11:19PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
i like what your saying... this is something i just get down on.. let me sleep on it
Nov 28 2007 11:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84

Dukes has a lot of definitions from fighting to The Dukes of Hazzard. LOL.

Nov 28 2007 11:23PM
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Theodizzle89
Posts: 36 - Karma: 10

Hahaha my name already kinda rocks lol!

HARDY:

Hardy is the skilled one. he will snap you if you make him angry.
he is a tough little shit who can get away with anything.
hardy terrorises the opposition in the game of rugby and is evil.
Satan himself fears this boy.
can't be knocked down, the last person to try still hasn't woken up.
hardy has the world's largest penis.

shit your as tough as Hardy

Q.will you fight hardy?
A.fuck no

Nov 28 2007 11:30PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
mines not defined yet.

ive always assumed the you r name was jimmy chung. that would make ur last name chung
Nov 28 2007 11:37PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
ha my last name is spelled a little different (Callaghan) but

 Callaghan
    Using ones left hand to flitter and twiddle the external genitalia , or snatch of a clueless female who is trying unsuccessfully to be humorous or witty.

   
    At the recent Texas vs. Nebraska college football game, a female Nebraska fan (Who thought she was being quite funny.) was seen wearing a shirt with the slogan: Callahan This. The shirt also had a large arrow pointing down to the minge.

   “She thought she was being hilarious, so I Callahaned her.”

“When my girlfriend tells a bad joke, I laugh sarcastically really loud and then Callahan her cooter.”
Nov 29 2007 12:16AM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34

mine was already in there, I laughed when this came up

cano

furious, ready to explode with anger.

"My boss went cano when I told her to suck my dick."


Nov 29 2007 12:52AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13082 - Karma: 18,719
I love mine:MacLean


-beautiful inside and out, of angelic nature
"wow, that is incrediably MacLean"

Nov 29 2007 12:58AM
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cab509
Posts: 806 - Karma: 34
Mine also was already defined apparently Billy is a slang term for a bong down under.

and yes, my LAST name is Billy
Nov 29 2007 12:58AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
apparently me last name is a famous Counter-Strike player sponsered by nike

weird
Nov 29 2007 1:02AM
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ronalddregan.
Posts: 1564 - Karma: 260
mines already in there.

to have sex with someone, to hit up, to fuck

Dude, I just got finished banging your mom

Nov 29 2007 1:12AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
1. McColl.

has a confused sexuallity may deny both attraction to an adele(see definition) and another "boy" a bit of a freak may run a business both legal or not. will over use many phrases beyond belief. may look childish but is actually not and may act childish but this is just a disguise to confuse and bewilder you

may be found on the trail of a more confident freak/ computer geek.

Nov 29 2007 1:24AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
Fuck...
Nov 29 2007 1:25AM
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funk.
Posts: 2679 - Karma: 33

Funk:

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.

1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.

Nov 29 2007 1:29AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
Not an urban dictionary thing but my name is kinda cool already since it means "slope" in finnish.
Dec 1 2007 1:04PM
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ummmmm53
Posts: 424 - Karma: 12
Wow, I never knew about this...
1.Ingram19 up, 1 down

An Exotic type of weed grown in overly rich soil and has 35-40 percent more THC then regular marijuana

That Ingram ripped me so bad i was high as shit

Dec 1 2007 1:07PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
hahah this is funny

first name:
. emmett 54 up, 28 down

emmett is a word meaning Pimp. If your an emmett ur a pimp. another meaning is a cool guy.

what an emmett with all thoes chicks. i wish i was an emmett!

last name:

1. davis 192 up, 45 down

good looking, nice hair, hopeless romantic, fresh to death, smart, funny, well dressed. usually a skater or surfer. likes emo music but is the total opposite or emo. faithful to his girlfriend and very very very rare

"Oh my gosh that guy is so davis!!!"


Dec 1 2007 1:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Slagle:  To slide a somewhat sticky object across a flat surface.


strange.
Dec 1 2007 1:54PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
Quinn:

a straight-up gangsta playa born and raised for life.

Homie, you get almost as much play as quinn! word.


Dec 1 2007 1:58PM
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Rocceral
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
Allen: 
1.  noun- When a person has been two-timing their girlfriend and is very impressed at their own ability, only to find out that she wasn't as innocent as he had assumed and had been using him for money and sex all along. Most of the time the woman has multiple "Allens" and is not generous in any sexual manner.

I thought I was such a player, but I found out I was just one of her Allens, she had been cheating on me the entire time.

2.  The suction sound an anus makes when you are having sex with it and you pull out your hog

Dude, your fart sounded like an Allen

Past Tense: Dude, her asshole totally allened when i was done with her last night.

Dec 1 2007 2:31PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
Quigley

An infamous dance made famous at the University of Michigan in the fall of 2006; a dance in which the male latches onto the female from behind and grips tightly around the hips while slowly thrusting his hips in a somewhat circular motion.


but the one about my nickname is really bad

Quigger

A queer wigger
Dec 1 2007 3:25PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
here is mine http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ems
Dec 1 2007 3:45PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7816 - Karma: 21,827
Baker- 1 One who bakes, as in food, esp. varieties of bread or pastry. 2  slang, derived from surname "Baker"- referring to wildness, intensity, verve, speed in action: " that 270 prtez 270 was so BAKER!" ; or to decidedly imbalanced behavior (in generally accepted social terms): "what was that guy doing out on skis at 2 this morning?"...."oh, he's just Baker."


Dec 1 2007 5:06PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Pardue has not been defined yet.
Dec 1 2007 6:05PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
I dont want to make one for greggain, but I found a "Rory" definition.

1. Rory 29 up, 5 down

In the sense 'to have a Rory', is to have an unwanted erection, at an inappropriate time, such as during an exam or whilst conducting a baptism.

When asked to stand in front of others, conducting a presentation, 'Fuck, I can't do that guys, I've got a Rory'.

Dec 1 2007 6:09PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
1. webster 18 up, 7 down

A person who acts like a dictionary and explains a joke or a reference when no explanaiton is necessary.

Joe: "you see, no one except the kid interacted with Bruce Willis, because he was actually a ghost"

Mark: "thank you, Webster"

Bob: "yes, thanks, we didn't 'get that' ourselves... ugh!"

Dec 1 2007 6:11PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
this has turned into look up your own last name but oh well...


1. FOX 624 up, 182 down

1. A television network that produces the most degrading, mind-retarding, digressive, low-budget reality programming on the planet. It has gained credibility as a major network by consistently feeding the masses with crap that fills them up. High points for the network include animated shows, especially Family Guy, which they eventually cancelled.

2. A news program that is the most sensationalist of all of the 24 hour news channels. Again, FOX NEWS has experienced high viewership due to its unparalleled ability to catch the eye of the imbecile with ridiculously exaggerated reporting and other tactics aimed at getting viewers first, and giving correct, unbiased, factual news second. Also a perfect example of how the media, in all actuality, is much more conservative than liberal. The common misconception that the media is liberal is based on surveys that asked anchors, reporters, and other people that are on the camera to give their political affiliation. The survey should have been done on the big businessmen that own everything, who are the people that get to decide what gets on the air and who gets to keep their jobs.

3. Any of various carnivorous mammals of the genus Vulpes and related genera, related to the dogs and wolves and characteristically having upright ears, a pointed snout, and a long bushy tail.
Dec 1 2007 7:39PM
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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
1. Conley 1 up, 4 down

When you're having sex with a girl for six years, and she asks if you're going to finish soon, and you tell her you can't finish because you haven't had an internship.

I was making love to this girl last night, and I wanted to ejaculate on her breasts, but I pulled a Conley and couldn't finish. I am going to get an internship tomorrow so I can ejaculate on her breasts.



Bahaha what the fuck
Dec 1 2007 7:44PM
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.Brink.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 188
brink20 up, 4 down

An alternate form of alcohol consumption which places alcohol directly into the blood stream, thus requiring only a minimal amount of alcohol consumption to become drunk. A common form of brinking is done using a device, preferably a water bottle, some lube and a brave third party. The third party simply places the lubed-up water bottle full of alcohol into the brinkers anus and squeezes, causing a plethora of alcohol to enter the bloodstream and allowing the brinker to become rather drunk in the process.

Yo Andrew, if your not doing anything tonight, do you wanna brink?

Dec 1 2007 8:43PM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
5. Jones 28 up, 23 down

To be junk sick, in need of drugs.

The junkies on the street jones for heroin.

Dec 1 2007 8:49PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
1. hall 8 up, 3 down

to fit a whole cock in to your mouth and gag

E.G. hey do u wanna hall me

Dec 1 2007 9:09PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
1. upton 17 up, 5 down

Uptons are lovely people.

You are lovely, you are such an Upton.

Dec 1 2007 9:13PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
Miraglia
a person who smokes an unusual amount of marijuana an still manages to live a normal life. Not all miraglia's go to college, but they have street smarts.
#1: Look at that kid, he's getting all the ladies and has a fat blunt in his mouth...
#2: yeah, he must be a Miraglia

Dec 1 2007 11:02PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
bahahaha someone already defined my last name

1. gaudet

shitty grammar, brah
"that gaudet kid has poopy grammar"
Dec 1 2007 11:22PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hahahahah holy shit i've got some fucking weird ones....

7. ROSS 62 up, 115 down

a hoe; someone who has been used by many, many times.

Keisha is a ross, she fucked bob, sal, reg and ronny.



4. ross 3 up, 18 down

To have spots around ur rectum, that are green of colour

You seem to have ross



3. ross 7 up, 14 down

a morbidly obese chipmunk that has really hott friends. Rosses are usually found hitting on Maddies who are hitting on Jacks. adj.: rosselicious. resembling a morbidly obese chipmunk.

ew, that kid over there is so ross. look at those multiple chins.


Dec 1 2007 11:32PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
riani

a small family/clan of several incredibly handsome italian men, athletically inclined and skilled in many trades. known to cheat on their girlfriends and have sexual intercourse with multiple women at a time. known for having penis sizes comparable to a killer whales.

i tried to keep it as honest as possble about us.
Dec 1 2007 11:39PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
noble move
Dec 1 2007 11:40PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
Capone~muther fucking gangster.
Dec 1 2007 11:45PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
macleod

got nothin.
Dec 1 2007 11:46PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Someone did mine already lol

Clarke-

To thwack, a blunt hit.

I clarked him in the face with a brick.

Dec 6 2007 9:53PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
haha
1. lesher 4 thumbs up

Lesher is a last name of German heritage commonly mistaken as "Lescher". It may have other contotions implimented in a short phrase. Also may be used to describe the citrus taste of a beverage

"That was so Lesher!"
"This drink is crisp Lesher"


Dec 6 2007 9:55PM
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burrows
Posts: 326 - Karma: 42
burrows - to be lazy, lame, or without purpose.
Dec 6 2007 9:56PM
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brennanmidwest
Posts: 925 - Karma: 13
my last name is black...
Dec 6 2007 11:00PM
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.jc.
Posts: 182 - Karma: 9
Jeremy COX
 
A steerer of a boat in a great canal or ocean

and a penis
Dec 6 2007 11:02PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
Harrison
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Harrison -
noun
Slang for marijuana, weed, skunk. Derrivies it's name from the old english 'There's no comparison to Johnny's Harrison' Can be used in conjunction with George (Harrison) indicating a spliff or Joint

Man, pass me that 'arrison, i need to make a george. I'm so arristoned
Dec 6 2007 11:04PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness


Dec 6 2007 11:33PM
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