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Who would win in a fight battle royal between all the pro skiers

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Yauch
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i guess mad dog mfm wins this contest for snowboarders

but what about skiers

Nov 27 2007 12:44AM
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steezerampage
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So, I actually ran a computer simulation of this and heres is what happened.  It came down to Mike Wilson, Seth, Rory Bushfield, Abama, Eric H, and the Collins Brothers.  The C brothers ganged up on Eric when Rory jumped off a bridge and stomped on both of them.  Then Abama threw Eric in a sleeper hold, but Erik reversed head butted him, only to be knocked out by Rory.  Rory and Wilson then jumped off a bunch of stuff and wore each other out until wilson loss interest and decided to go jump off some more stuff, then rory went to do some skiing.  Seth wins. 
Nov 29 2007 10:52PM
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SHastatahoe
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. . . The Herminator.  Obviously.  You guys are dumb.
Nov 29 2007 11:22PM
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Nivrittam
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abma has huge arms...same with dumont and ive heard stories from a friend about dumonts fights. Jon mcmurray was pretty bad ass in his day, but i dunno bout him anymore...abma or dumont in the end
Nov 29 2007 11:25PM
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C-Burg
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tufflemire because we know he has big guns

Nov 29 2007 11:44PM
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Gharf
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laurent favre.
god he is huge nd strong.
Dec 1 2007 3:08AM
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ElliottP
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mike henitiuk
Dec 1 2007 3:13AM
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Shorton
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agreed
Dec 1 2007 8:10AM
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Yauch
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ok but who will win the battle royal if guns are allowed?
Dec 2 2007 5:13PM
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FUUUCK
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all of ninthward minus tosh peters
Dec 2 2007 5:25PM
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TannerCoulter.
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Sean Pettit.


Actually, I think Dumont would be very tough to handle, and so would Bode Miller.
Dec 2 2007 6:01PM
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Yauch
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what is all this simon dumont shit, no offense but he is like 5 4
Dec 2 2007 6:21PM
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chickenwang
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haha curtis?

^ and dumont is short but ripped

Dec 2 2007 6:43PM
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emopoppins
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it would come down to steve stepp and rory silva
Dec 2 2007 9:03PM
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scratchskier321
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The olenick brothers could do some pounding
Dec 2 2007 9:06PM
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Luc.
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becasue if they did....


dan mo'fucking tredway.




i could see pete olenick holdin his own. he is tall and lanky. same with liam downey.
Dec 2 2007 9:22PM
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fourhundred
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brad holmes is a gargantuan monster
Dec 2 2007 9:45PM
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Pklink04
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In an old issue of freeze, they talked about how, when they asked a bunch of skiers who the would not want to get in a fight with, they all said Philou, which i totally agree with
Dec 2 2007 9:49PM
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TannerCoulter.
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Haha dude shut up, Dumont could rip off your head and piss in your neck.
Dec 2 2007 10:17PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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SETH MORRISON





you can go ahead and close the entries now, hand the trophy to seth, and thank everyone else who came out and got thier butt handed to them...

Dec 2 2007 10:19PM
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EClay46
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ur right, because americans have lost every other conflict they have been in.
Dec 2 2007 10:26PM
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Yauch
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well my reach is about a foot longer than his and im tall so i could knee him in the face.
Dec 3 2007 6:45PM
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