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Who would win in a fight battle royal between all the pro skiers

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Yauch
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i guess mad dog mfm wins this contest for snowboarders

but what about skiers

Nov 27 2007 12:44AM
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ljs
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simon dumont, he is a tank
Nov 27 2007 10:02PM
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HermioneGranger
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yeah i would put my money on grete tooooo because nobody would hit her. Mik D wouldnt even be able to put a bullet in such a sweet person.
Nov 27 2007 10:07PM
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General_Shredgnar
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I feel like tj schil schil packs heat. Hes the kind of guy who would double wield mac 10s while listening to immortal technique. And Im sure he curbstomps. My bets are on him. 
Nov 27 2007 10:20PM
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Caveman.
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not sure how good of a fighter hibbert is but he has a crazy pain tolerance
Nov 27 2007 11:20PM
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tjski
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if mike valleley skied, he would...
Nov 27 2007 11:35PM
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Sun_Ra
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VInnie Dorion, he's like 10 stories high(for this height, we definatly use stories instead of feet)
Nov 27 2007 11:52PM
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Jwalk
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 not thovex i read hes only like 5'7''

I would say Jon Olsson all the way
Nov 28 2007 12:33AM
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sneaky
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SAMMY!!!  high school diploma and a base ball bat!
Nov 28 2007 1:00AM
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Yauch
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what about zidane
Nov 28 2007 1:03AM
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bpalmer
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martin rubio hes a big drunk mexican from tahoe with an afro and 100% knockout rate
Nov 28 2007 8:41AM
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JIB_NISSE
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woops:  mik d....
Nov 28 2007 2:04PM
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J.D.
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Downey has reach.
Nov 28 2007 2:07PM
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MANDER
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dumont or sammy.
havent u seen the oakley ads with them wrestling!
Nov 28 2007 4:38PM
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asfffffffffdd
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haha i can see it now... mik d would shoot everyone and then out of nowhere hibbert would fall from the sky on top of him.... that would probably break hibberts legs, but it doesn't mater cuz he would stand up and walked away, and mik d would be knocked the fuck out hahaha
Nov 28 2007 5:02PM
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VikingFjord
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Is this even a serious question?


Ummmmmmm ALEX MARTINI

I don't know whether any of you have ever witnessed Alex Martini in a fight but it is simply the must disgustingly brutal event I have ever seen. Once I was at the park at Loon in NH and some kid cut off Alex to hit this box so Alex chased him down and as they were going off this little booter further down he pushed him. The kid kinda wiped out and Alex hit a 7 and stomped it right on the kids legs. Then he took of hes skis and started like BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE KID WITH HIS SKI. It was soooo savage. Other people tried to like get over and stop him but it was just too much. He kept hitting him, then like unbuckled this kids helmet and through it in the woods and kept hitting him in the head. The kid was like 8 but I'm pretty sure hes okay now.
Nov 28 2007 5:06PM
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evtic
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Abma, man strength. No way on Pete, love the guy, but he is hilarious and not a fighter.
Nov 28 2007 7:16PM
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finnafuckyobitch
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fuckin seth
Nov 28 2007 7:18PM
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RudyGarmisch
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The entire Ninthward team, I'm pretty sure you need a tec-9 to prove you're gangster enough to ski for them.
Nov 28 2007 7:27PM
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macvid
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abma deff

Nov 28 2007 7:31PM
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tSki
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ian macintosh is a big dude
Nov 28 2007 7:49PM
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josh.
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antony bornski that guy is like 6 4 and ripped
Nov 28 2007 7:52PM
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Static
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nicky adams
Nov 28 2007 8:14PM
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colby west
Nov 28 2007 10:00PM
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jibmastaaa
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pete o all the way
Nov 28 2007 10:11PM
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TWoods
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Dave Euler.
Nov 28 2007 10:20PM
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joly.sp
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Not Jon at all

I would put my money on

Peter O
Ant
SAMMY!!
Nov 28 2007 10:22PM
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AmbushClothing
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BUSHFIELD
Nov 28 2007 11:01PM
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Nicholas.
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mfm would not win for snowboarders, hes a wannabe thug straight up.
Nov 28 2007 11:06PM
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wrenegade
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you're not seriously are you? unless it was a battle royale involving painting, then Ant doesn't belong here.

Of the jibbers, Philou or Abma, plus Wilson is crazy.

Big mountain guys, Treadway, cause he's a crazy hunter. McIntosh, maybe Nobis

Nov 28 2007 11:23PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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kill yourself
Nov 29 2007 12:13AM
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KjellEllefson
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No way
Dane Treadway would easily win
that guy is suck a redneck he would just own everyone
or just shoot them with his shotgun
Nov 29 2007 12:17AM
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jason...
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C CREW!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 29 2007 12:28AM
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ineedarealname
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anthony
dumont
seth
ahmet
Nov 29 2007 1:32AM
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Therealbillus
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He would blow everyone away with his rapper skillz.  haha.  I dont do shit, I get shit done, I ski around the world, but the west coast is where I'm from. 
Nov 29 2007 8:14AM
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BMB
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brad holmes
I agree brad holmes, even though " a disgrace to the ski industry" is one badass.


"I dont do shit, i get shit done, I ski around the world, but the west coast is where im from."

Nov 29 2007 8:40AM
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cams
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Poirier hands down.

 

Nov 29 2007 8:43AM
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Twinjibber77
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RORY FUCKIN SILVA


u can't deny it...he scares the shit out of me even
Nov 29 2007 8:58AM
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RobotTom
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brad holmes is a bad ass
Nov 29 2007 11:13AM
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Alex_G
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I know that one. I still have scars today from his multiple point-blank shots to my chest, side, back, and neck. But we are talking about a fight, not a game of paintball. Pete is just tall he's skinny as hell.

I say Colby because hes strong as hell and he's one of the more competitive people I know.
Nov 29 2007 11:23AM
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Joemuench
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colby are you kidding me this guy looked like a lil bitch boy when i saw him at a ski premier besides his 5oclock shadow. I would go with pete O just because his a big jigg
Nov 29 2007 2:49PM
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powsurfer
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SETH MORRISON ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !



SETH MORRISON COME ON BIGGEST BAMF TO EVER PUT ON A PAIR OF SKIS

Nov 29 2007 3:05PM
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hype
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shane szocs (sp?)
Nov 29 2007 3:06PM
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Fintendo
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lol fanboy
Nov 29 2007 3:30PM
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Tbrody
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it must be fun to read about how tough kids think you are if you are one of these skiiers, just a thought
Nov 29 2007 3:48PM
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Beans13
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haha
they would kick ass
Nov 29 2007 3:51PM
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triebby
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I'd put my money on Simon, rumor has it that he took on a pro hockey player at last years JOI and whooped his ass
Nov 29 2007 7:27PM
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dom_uk
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YES i love how only viewers of ski movie now how fucking hard this guy is. basicaly dont mess.he doesnt even go to the x games, hes in the ghetto  busy downin jacks n gettin head.(he claims anyway)
Nov 29 2007 7:39PM
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snocompton
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The Olenick twins could out drink EVERYONE. 
Nov 29 2007 9:22PM
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Nico_G
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are you kidding me??? Shane is one of the most mellow people I know.
Nov 29 2007 9:30PM
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Phantom
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are you kidding me? WWII?

but probably seth, cuz he's crazy

Nov 29 2007 10:30PM
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