Replying to Inuendoes for skiing

ok so the big thing in our high school is mad dawg shirts that say things related to related to sports and drinking or sex. Some examples are our drinking team has a basketball problem and we get more action when we're blitzed mad dawg football. me and a couple of friends have this kinda mess around ski team  and we are going to make shirts for it. currently our saying is "I'll nose press your fun box if you lip slide my rail"     we think its pretty good but girls might not want to buy it because it doenst work for them. idk they have bought similar shirts in the past. But does anyone have any other really good ideas? can be related to sex or drinking