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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
what do u do when you know ur going to eat it hard overshooting on a huge table? i usually swear a lot ('FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!') and then straighten my legs and try to absorb the impact as best i can. when i hit i absorb, then crumple and slide, still swearing ('AHH FUCKIN SHIT! MOTHA FUCKAH!!!').

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Sep 10 2003 4:23AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
Hey i know you, your that guy that swears when he eats shit!
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Sep 10 2003 4:24AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
ask soxripper when i under shot okemos hip/table haha





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Sep 10 2003 4:25AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i hope u dont lock our knees, i just usually kick and flail a little, land then somehow end up on my ass
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Sep 10 2003 4:25AM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
last time i overshot... i didnt have time to swear, just bam and pain...


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Sep 10 2003 4:26AM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
hahahahahah, ur the guy who swears when he eats shit, i know you! hahaha priceless
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Sep 10 2003 4:27AM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
yea, well dont fall and u wont have this problem, very simple
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Sep 10 2003 4:28AM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
ya, I do that too. I just stretch out one lonf FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Then somehow I land it or tumble.



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Sep 10 2003 4:30AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
gallant decks hard from like 18 ft. grabs his shit. starts hiking back up and we hear 'fuck that shit!' me on the other hand...usually an 'oh fuck' or 'ohhhhhh shit' in the air.

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Sep 10 2003 4:34AM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
The worst are the wrecks where you have time to think about it. You're high enough in the air, and everything goes in slow-mo, so you think to yourself 'Yep this is gonna hurt'.


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Sep 10 2003 4:46AM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
i usually just freeze up in the air, and just eat shit, i like to say oh dear alot too
Sep 10 2003 5:51AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
OH DEAR? are you serious?


Dont waste that shit
Sep 10 2003 5:53AM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
I usually spit out the token 'OH SHIT!', maybe roll down the windows a bit, throw in some flailing, and that eat shit hard and drag for a bit.
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Sep 10 2003 5:53AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
'another one bites the dust!' well I sing that song the whole way though, just ezpecting to fall.



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Sep 10 2003 6:01AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
i just think for a second and think, 'im screwed' and fall to a near death

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Sep 10 2003 6:10AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
i usually get whiteouts real bad like big white flashes if im decking superhard this one time my arms got really tingly after i overshot our bigair jump.


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Sep 10 2003 6:40AM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
I usually yell nice pretty words really loud then flail my arms and splat on the ground. heh its funny


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Sep 10 2003 6:42AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yeah, being able to think about the coming pain is never cool. i ussually just give out a quick fuck or shit... unless im really gonna die... then i just kind of silently accept it and within miliseconds im either unconcsious or bleeding or both.
Sep 10 2003 6:47AM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
Ive found that turning sideways, like landing ninety degrees, and hip checking on landing keeps your shins from snapping like dry twigs. Other than that, if the jump is big enough, yell profanities, and then hit hard.

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'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Sep 10 2003 5:43PM
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kuoppis
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 30
i usually shout something like 'voi vittu/paska (=oh fuck/shit)' or nothing. just a silent slam then pain in the ass.
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Sep 10 2003 5:59PM
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4real
Posts: 949 - Karma: 14
i usually roll down the windows, followed by slaming into the ground and saying 'that fucking sucked'
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Sep 10 2003 7:18PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
I usually have the token fuck or shit thrown in, and the infamous windows are typically getting rolled, then I just try to relax knowing what coming, and collapse the landing (kinda hip checking the landing). Usually there a damnit thrown in before I get up.
Sep 10 2003 8:06PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
I close my eyes and go to my 'happy' place







I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'

Sep 10 2003 8:12PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
ive got the 'ohhhh shhiiitt' or my 'NO WAY!!!' then i land hard. and yeah its jsut kinda 'this is gunna hurt' o well




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Sep 10 2003 9:18PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
the only time i sworte while i was in the air is when i was overshooting the big table at dave murray camp and i saw a focking snowbaorder lying right were i tough i was going to land....

i started to do the worm dance trying to land somewhere else yelling FUCK as hard as i could... somehow i landed too far and crashed big time but the snowboarder moved his ass before so it's an happy story


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Sep 10 2003 9:22PM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
i jsut wave my arms like a little bird
THE LOAF RULES OVER US ALL
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Sep 10 2003 9:27PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
UH OH!

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Sep 10 2003 10:22PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
the usual 'ugh'
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Sep 10 2003 11:11PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
i just try to bend my knees slightly to absorb the impact and take it like a man. cursing is usually used at great length towards rails, not jumps

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Sep 10 2003 11:16PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
you all fucking suck...dont try and crumple...thats the worst thing you can do...I try and stomp it, if you think you can you will. If you dont stomp it then you fall
work to live...not live to work.
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Sep 10 2003 11:24PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
wellif youdont fall then u wouldnt have to yell,simple solution
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Sep 10 2003 11:26PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i swear a shit load, i try to keep it down cause its a family place but it never happens
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Sep 10 2003 11:28PM
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Romo86
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
Yea man i overshot okemos tables with the huge launch and pop but no landing its like complete step down. Once time i overshot like 20ft and fractured my heel from the impact hehe
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Sep 10 2003 11:36PM
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//d-lite//
Posts: 1784 - Karma: 9
onet time i was hittn the coc table and the coc cochs wer havn n interview right on the big table. n they wood just hv the interview as ppl jumped ovr them, anyway i go to hit the jump and as im in the middle of my trik im like bich shyt vcok mu fuka, i didnt no they wer interviewing. then as i was hiking up they wer like u cood of been on tv, and i was liek oh srry yo. they had to like re do the zshyt/ thats no biggy/

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Sep 10 2003 11:49PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
I ususally swear a bunch, then I lean back and try to land on my tails first then roll my weight up to my feet then towards the tips, kinda like a rocking chair. If you are good with your tails, it works well, I can do it fine even with the super-soft tails of the blue 1260s. D-lite, good story, but you need spelling lessons
'Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded'
Sep 11 2003 12:01AM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
nah that d-lites trademark
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'Ah ha hush that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus, do u wanna bump or slump wit us, we the type of people make the club get krunk.' - Outkast, Rose Parks
Sep 11 2003 12:04AM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
ced, do you swear in french or english

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Sep 11 2003 12:21AM
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starky
Posts: 582 - Karma: 10
my cuz over shot a 60 footer and when he landed he fell on fis face and got a concussion
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Sep 11 2003 12:40AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i was doing a mute 3 over a 60fter, and i pulled off my ski, i was like whoashit, one big word, then i landed on one ski, and tried to ride out, but my toe on my skiless foot hit and i ate major shit
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Sep 11 2003 12:44AM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
thats the worst feeling, having your ski come of is the scariest shit, some how i pulled mine off in a 3 blnt. i got scared about 270 and landed sideways
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Sep 11 2003 1:14AM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
ive never cleared a table cuz i usually go slower instead of faster but one time someone said my name and i wasnt paying attention and i ended up going off the side of the jump and landing on the nornmal trail, i just closedmy eyes and thought 'fuck', all thought if i fuck up some how on a shark fin or a booter, i bite my tounge really hard. i mean to the point of bleeding.





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Sep 11 2003 1:25AM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
Hey manus i love how you basically said what i said..like almost in exact words. Good stuff.
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Sep 11 2003 1:56AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
wow, bighting the toungue would be a bad idea, youre gonna lose it sometime... i bit through my lip and now i cant really feel most of my upper lip so....
Sep 11 2003 1:58AM
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D-40
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ddamn
Sep 11 2003 2:37AM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
yeh i bit through my tongue. i was riding away from a 180 and yelling back up the hill to my friends at the top. and i wasn't looking where i was going, and i hit a bump in the snow with my mouth open, and i bit through my tongue. i couldn't eat spicy foods for a while.


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Sep 11 2003 2:40AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i crash all the time. its no big deal... im fine with it

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Sep 11 2003 2:52AM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Me and my friend probably get the record for the most swear words possible if we know we're about to fall. But, turning so that you land sideways is a pretty good idea. I was about to drop into the Super Duper Pipe, the 22-foot one, and I didn't use my edges and I wasn't thinking, so I just flew over the whole wall and landed smack on the flatbottom. When I was in the air, I was silent, but I was so freaked cause I know so many people who have broken their legs by just jumping into pipes and stuff.


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Sep 11 2003 2:58AM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
If I hit hard enough it's wierd because I hear someone swearing, and bitching about the park designers, then I realize it's me, and I feel silly.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Sep 11 2003 5:08AM
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Balmdogg
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 309
the ones that are not happening from the take off arent half as bad as the ones when you think you are ok. like spining around and seeing the landing flyby and flattening. or a random edge catch on a rail, i hate those ones the most. but that few secoinds(probably only 1) that you have to think about the pain about to be inflicted on your body are so bad. the word fuck often springs to mind.






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Sep 11 2003 9:08AM
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rodeo7
Posts: 891 - Karma: 12
i was in a comp once, it was like a big air into a big mountain kinda thing.
My judges gave me a can of coke for loudest FUCK they've ever heard.. i saw that i was going to land just on the bomb hole edge so i was like oh FUCK!!and they said it echoed around the Cardrona Valley about 6 times! i was happy ..

'If you've got neon light's your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend
Sep 11 2003 10:10AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
just freak out, and think wicked here comes some pain.
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
Sep 11 2003 11:01AM
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