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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
soo today my mom found all my weed, my pipe, my empty cans of chew, cigar boxes and cigarete boxes..shes so fucking pissed..im 15 by the way ...any advice or anything?
Nov 26 2007 7:37PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
yeeeup, you're screwed.


how'd she find them?
Nov 26 2007 7:38PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19

Tell her you will get her some blow to make up for it. Don't tell her you had to suck cock to get it.

Nov 26 2007 7:38PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
dont keep everything you dont want your parents to find in one spot. and dont chew or smoke cigs, its nasty.
Nov 26 2007 7:40PM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
she was moving my dresser and all my shit is under my dresser and she found all of it...FUCK!!!
Nov 26 2007 7:40PM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
Haha your icon is somewhat ironic...seems like weed is the cause of all your problems...
Nov 26 2007 7:41PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36

^haha.
spread it out, hide everything in different places, keep little stashes hidden for yourself, it's sweet when you find them after a while

Nov 26 2007 7:45PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
bummer yo. you shouldnt be smokin cigz anywayz. shitll kill ya.
Nov 26 2007 7:45PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13084 - Karma: 18,731
hahahahahahaahahaha your parents dont have confidence in you anymore


Nov 26 2007 7:46PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
apologize. then find a better hiding spot
Nov 26 2007 7:47PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
At least she didn't find your meth lab...seriously though you shouldn't be doing that shit when you're 15. I'm assuming since your doing so much that you've been doing all of this for a while, have fun having your growth stunted and being addicted to substances for life.
Nov 26 2007 7:49PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
its akward when they find out at first, then it kinda grows on them, mine dont relaly care anymore
Nov 26 2007 7:54PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
your wicked cool for doing chew and ciggs. are you trying to impress anyone? shits gross man
Nov 26 2007 7:54PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Meh, give em' the old "I'll stop i swear" deal, or the "It's not that bad"
And next time hide them in seperate places, and throw away old boxes, who wants to remember how many cigs you smoked, its alot you dont need to remind yourself. 
Nov 26 2007 7:59PM
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VikingFjord
Posts: 58 - Karma: 12
In the immortal words of Will Smith "parents just don't understand"

I recommend you sit your parents down and have a talk with them. Let them understand why you have turned to drugs. Clearly, you have deep psychological issues but it is most likely your moms fault so you can blame it on her and get your stuff back from here.

Or seduce her

Noo Serrrrrriously though, you should just go steal it back and run away and smoke it all and chew it all and then come home with nothing they can take from you.
Nov 26 2007 8:04PM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
well wat happend with it??? have u got GROUNDED yet?
Nov 26 2007 8:22PM
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SpankyAnalWhore
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
well, what are your parents like? are they strict or somewhat understanding? that will help us help you
Nov 26 2007 8:25PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
wha happen to you?
Nov 26 2007 8:26PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
put all your shit in a airtight wood box and just bury it out in the woods

OR just be more careful wit where you hide stuff


and not to rain on your parade but smokin cigars, cigs, and weed is gonna seriuosly cause you some health problems one day
Nov 26 2007 8:26PM
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2girls1cup
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10

smack teh bitch and tell her she belongs in the kitchen.

Nov 26 2007 8:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
why is your user name 2girls1cup?   that's not even funny
Nov 26 2007 8:36PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
bc shes a n00b
Nov 26 2007 8:37PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Yes it is.
Nov 26 2007 8:39PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
haha she's a gross dumb n00b.  hey n00b here's a picture for you

Click for larger image
Nov 26 2007 8:40PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
 
Nov 26 2007 8:42PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
alias perhaps?

what girl in there right mind would choose 2girls1cup as thier username

it has to be some perverted 7th grade guy posin as a chick
Nov 26 2007 8:42PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
if your parents are normal, they wont trust for a very long time, so dont expect favors anytime soon
Nov 26 2007 8:45PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
I laughed at this. That such a stereotypical burnout thing to do, to hide all your shit in these careful little stashes and then not remember where any of them are because you're baked all the time.
Nov 26 2007 8:50PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
smack the bitch in ther face take her gucci bag and her north face of her back, jack her if she acts
Nov 26 2007 8:55PM
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ijibgoremtn
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 13
you're not fucked, if you want to hear fucked try being my friend who's facing 3 years for robbery and didnt even rob anyone
Nov 26 2007 9:18PM
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BrokenBones
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 703
Honestly, don't worry about it.  Your life will go on, just be more careful in the future.  This is the kind of thing that you will laugh about a few years in the future.  I think everyone goes through a simmilar experience at some point, don't get caught up on it.

Nov 26 2007 9:20PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

is fucked, now watch me YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

is fucked
Nov 26 2007 9:22PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
lol i'm not even a burnout, i do that with money but i thought it could be applied to this situation
Nov 26 2007 10:22PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
run with it man say "I smoke weed there is nothing you can do about that i will try to quit the tabacoo but the weed is not going anywhere love me or hate me" she will love you im pretty sure and if she is mad the more u get caught the les and less they care until you can do wat u want
Nov 26 2007 10:25PM
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*Michael*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 73
yeah but the kids 15.
smoking cigs at 15? that's ridiculous
Nov 26 2007 10:26PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
are you like 10? your parents can do a lot with that response, there are a lot of things that you need them for, and until you are 18 they can make you stay in and what not
Nov 26 2007 10:29PM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
stop smoking cigarettes. shit is fertilized with radioactive stuff. thats where 90% of cancer cases come from that are from cigarettes.
Nov 26 2007 10:34PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
wat r u like 10?! if ur mom says "your not going out tonight" and you walk out the door wat is she gunna do there is gunna be some time where you parents hate you for what you do but then they will jsut get used to it
Nov 26 2007 10:35PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
Smoke weed all day every day  idont give a FUCK
Nov 26 2007 10:35PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
kill them
Nov 26 2007 10:37PM
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*Michael*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 73
great, great contribution. +karma.
Nov 26 2007 10:37PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
you obviously haven't seen a certain internet movie.

but honestly yea, that blows. basically evreyhting that anybody has said on here is right. Good luck. ANd fuck cigarettes.
Nov 26 2007 10:39PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
yeah that blows but seriously cigs are not a good idea. I smoke and it sucks after a while.
Nov 26 2007 10:40PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
haha that's what i was thinking.  *applause*
Nov 26 2007 10:42PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
enjoy cancer
seriously

its a good fucking thing you got caught. thats so much fucking shit for a 15 year old. pathetic.
Nov 26 2007 10:42PM
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*Michael*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 73
i've heard it before.
guess it was kinda hard to tell i was being sarcastic. my baad.
Nov 26 2007 10:43PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
stop doing that shit you're only 15?
Nov 26 2007 10:44PM
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eheath
Posts: 61604 - Karma: 123,113
Wow 15? It's probably good you got caught.
Nov 26 2007 10:55PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
15 is like grade 10 maybe even 11 its not really a big deal
Nov 26 2007 10:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
you are wrong.  that's like being a freshman if you actually think about it.
Nov 26 2007 11:03PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
ya 15 is not that big of a deal, my brother is 14 and he dips like a tin a day.  Eventually your parents are going to have to realize that you aren't their precious little ball of fluff anymore.
Nov 26 2007 11:04PM
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