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Lawnmower DUI

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mtsteeze406
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http://www.marcryan.com/ziddio/index.html

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Nov 19 2007 11:10PM
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fuzz.
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haha saw that before pretty funny
Nov 19 2007 11:20PM
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Tinga
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you know you cant get a dui on a golf cart?
Nov 19 2007 11:41PM
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doublexl
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haha bummer.
Nov 19 2007 11:47PM
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lushlaxstr
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hahaahaa
Nov 20 2007 12:00AM
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Nico_G
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haha that was good, rednecks are hella funny and dumb.
Nov 20 2007 12:16AM
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solitaryman
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link it im too lazy, hahaha but on pbnation one of the guys got a dui on the way back from a party because he was riding the girls little brothers heelys and the cop considered them "rollerskates"... he had a court date
Nov 20 2007 12:39AM
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Alex_G
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I just woke up my grandpa laughing at that one...hahahaha damnt that was funny.
Nov 20 2007 12:44AM
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Bangor
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hold on i gotta pee


baahahahahahahahahahaahhah
Nov 20 2007 12:49AM
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landonn
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. that was so funny. ahahahahahahaha
Nov 20 2007 1:04AM
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friedcheese
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that seems too funny to be real
Nov 20 2007 1:11AM
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Tucks
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pretty funny
Nov 20 2007 9:44AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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hahahhahahahahah
Nov 20 2007 9:46AM
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midwestfreeski3
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I knew I guy that got some charge similar to a DUI not sure exactly what it was called for riding his bike intoxicated down on OSU's campus
Nov 20 2007 10:13AM
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R-Bertsch
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OVI i believe (operating a vehicle while intoxicated?) or somethign like that, but yeah you can get one if you're drunk and on anything with wheels pretty much, i wonder if you can get one if you're on a skateboard or skates. and didnt andy dick just get one on a bike?
Nov 20 2007 10:18AM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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my grandma got a CUI...canoeing under the influence..the cop didnt actually cite her but he pulled her over on a lake in new york that doesnt even allow motors on the lake
Nov 20 2007 12:37PM
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DANETRON
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You can get a dwi on antything that has the ability to go over 5 mph
Nov 20 2007 12:49PM
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Pawelko
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haha "my momma gunna kick our ass"
Nov 20 2007 4:27PM
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720skiguy
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"i gotta get my wife another beer she said she'll stab me in the face"
Nov 20 2007 4:49PM
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Owen.
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hahaha, he thought the cop wanted to pass him
Nov 20 2007 4:52PM
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Caveman.
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you serious?
Nov 20 2007 7:24PM
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freestyler540
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
what a fucking cop man, he actually sprayed the guy


Nov 20 2007 8:12PM
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steevner
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I KNOW MY RIGHTS!

bahahahah
Nov 20 2007 8:20PM
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mike_e
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nov 20 2007 8:31PM
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mistaskia
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when u gotta go.... you gotta go. 
Nov 20 2007 8:33PM
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sHrEdAgE
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man im robo tripin hella bad right now and when he was sitting on that tractor and says iv been drinkin all day then stands up and the cops says what r u doing and he replies i gotta pee !                                                                                   i almost died , hahahahhahahahahaha

Nov 20 2007 8:58PM
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Journey
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that was so funny when he was telling the cop to wait for him to pee off his tractor
Nov 20 2007 9:30PM
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newschooler7
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thats funny as hell. fuck that cop though for spraying him over that, thats just a dick move.
Nov 21 2007 12:30AM
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derbski
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I am not to sure about the realness of this, because even the most inbred dumbass redneck would know better than to piss in front of a cop, and say the things he did.
Nov 21 2007 1:40AM
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