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What happened your First time toking

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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
what was your first experience toking like?



I personally hit a double filtered bong, and didnt know what the fuck was going on. Then went for a car ride listening to some pink floyd. After which I found some giant bean bag chairs to jump off couches onto.
Nov 18 2007 9:57AM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
thought I had mickey mouse ears, they felt real big.
Nov 18 2007 10:03AM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
mom and dad say drugs are bad, so I don't do them
Nov 18 2007 11:43AM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
nothing at all, i coughed i think
Nov 18 2007 11:45AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i turned into a deer 
Nov 18 2007 11:45AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i didnt get high till my second time but when i did i was freaking out it was amd scary casue i smoked a dub all by my self and i had only smoked once before
Nov 18 2007 12:14PM
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skinnylove
Posts: 6807 - Karma: 167
Nothing. Most people don't get high the first time.
Nov 18 2007 12:30PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
same exact thing, except it happened my first and only time. too afraid to try it again.
Nov 18 2007 12:44PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
very true, it took me like 4 to 5 times to actually feel it
Nov 18 2007 12:52PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192

me and my buddys rolled a joint out of lined paper and were smoking out of my bedroom window. My mom came in right after we finished and thought we were just burning things in my room. i didn't really get high my first time.

Nov 18 2007 1:05PM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
well the first time tonight i toked was outta my 33" pHx  tetra   with all sorta goodies attached to it... ash catchers, roor carbon filters... bomb. im rippin
Nov 18 2007 1:08PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
I dont remember much, but apparently i killed a few people, and hit a kindergarden teacher in a stolen car. Then I remembered I wasnt smoking weed at all, but drinking bleach.

weed..nothing really, i was drunk and i was just gettin rad the whole night. Thats about it.
Nov 18 2007 1:17PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
I blacked out and woke up naked in a field next to a dead deer with blood around my mouth
Nov 18 2007 1:22PM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
here here. i hit a baby j walking across the street on my tri-cycle the first time i smoked pat.... hes ok now though, we still good friends. you know what they say about smoking weed... never bring your tricycle.
Nov 18 2007 1:28PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
nothing.


the second time i smoked, though... HsOhLiYt!  that's how i felt right there- "HsOhLiYt!"  i got what i believe they call "high" and then i ate a bag of Doritos.
Nov 18 2007 1:28PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
i didnt get high till like my third time but i smoked mad shit and then just chilled and giggled. smoked almost everyday since then.
Nov 18 2007 1:44PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
i smoked out in the public and walked like almost 1 mile on a really popular and busy street called 23rd in portland, then went out to dinner and ate soo much
Nov 18 2007 2:13PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
haha i almost got hit there twice....sober

its hella busy

and for my the first time i didnt really feel much i kinda just talked about the decleration of breakfastpendence (The huge breakfast i was preparing to make at 3 in the monring) and the second time i smoked like 7 bowls at this friends house whos other friend was a dealer and i became utterly immobile and just sat and laughed as one of my friends was making dove noises at me.... then played mortal combat haha
Nov 18 2007 2:38PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
The first time I smoked marijuana I went insane and jumped out my 4th story window after I kicked some gremlins in the nuts. Needless to say I'm actually dead and that you can acess the internet from the spirit world.
Nov 18 2007 3:35PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i remember running around with one of those electric bug zapping tennis rackets and killing all sorts of flying insects. then we ate a lot of food.
Nov 18 2007 3:36PM
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Jamesl48
Posts: 547 - Karma: 10
I actually puked, but I'm pretty sure that was more from the nice cigar that I had been inhaling too much during the previous hour.

However, the following day I took several bong hits and eventually did get high.
Nov 18 2007 3:51PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
Drank bong water.  Everything was going good, I was sitting in this arm chair and drinking out of this bottle of iced green tea that I put down next to my chair when I finished it.   At one point, this bottle became the receptacle for all the bong water, but I, not remembering that I had finished the green tea earlier in the evening, picked up the bottle to take a swig, swallowed a mouthful of bong water, and almost threw up.  I didn't smoke again for 3 years.
Nov 18 2007 4:27PM
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xAtticusx
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
i nearly puked because i was coughing so hard. drank so much water...had to climb a fence after..
Nov 18 2007 4:28PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
nothing the fisrst time
Nov 18 2007 4:51PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
nothing happened i dont even like smoking weed, honestly i think the feeling i get wen im smoking it is way more physological then the actual physical "high"
Nov 18 2007 5:27PM
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pDails
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 75
i baked cookies cause i got mad muchies
Nov 18 2007 5:33PM
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squibble
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i got the highest i have ever been and went shopping. but it was more of a "wtf is going on" high than a "holy fuck im REALLY high", if that makes sense. smoked out a juice box. very classy
Nov 18 2007 5:36PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
i smoked out of a gravity bong in my friend's older brother's room, then i ate a lot of saltines.
Nov 18 2007 5:40PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
I didn't get high the first time I smoked, and it took me a good 5 times. On the 5th time I wanted to get high to experience it so bad, and I was skiing. I said, fuck it im gonna take as many hits as possible, so I end up taking like 15 hits, and I still couldn't feel it. 2 more minutes down the run and BOOM it hit me. I could barely feel my feet, yet i could control where I was going. My buddy and I went on the lift with some old gaper lady. We could not stop laughing at her terrible all pink suit. She kept asking us questions and shit about our how our day was going and my buddy wouldn't stop laughing, and neither would I. She kept giving us dirty looks, and then to make the situation more awkward my friend farted on the way up on the lift...then we went to the kiddie park, and straight airing the ten footers felt so amazing...haha what a great day.
Nov 18 2007 5:47PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
i was camping, and i didnt bring near enough food....it was interesting
Nov 18 2007 5:50PM
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396222687862
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went swimming. werd!
Nov 18 2007 5:57PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
my brother, my friend scott, and i ate an entire lasaunga. i don't smoke anymore though.
Nov 18 2007 6:19PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Me and my friend got a hold of some shitty weed (we didn't know..) and rolled it up in newspaper!  We didn't even have that much weed so we didn't get high.   The second time I smoked, it was out of this nice as bong and I got fucking ripped.  It was dope.
Nov 18 2007 6:50PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
haha such an epic experience, smoked 3 bowls with my nigga ian out of a ghetto bong behind my garage at like midnight, walked around my neighborhood for a while after and threw the gatorade bottle at my neighbors window, then came back to eat, watch a movie and then slept.
Nov 18 2007 7:13PM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
I sat on my friends porch with a shitty water bottle bong we made out of a huge 3 liter bottle.  We debated what to name it for about 20mins and finally choose "the uber mega bong". I remember laughing at like every idea we came up with but i wasnt actually that high. I just thought everything was funny.
Nov 18 2007 7:17PM
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golf
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 14
Me and my friends bought about 6 grams rolled the shittiest joints ever and smoked the rest from bowls made out of a mtn dew can. We had a bonfire, got really high, ate alot of food, then fell asleep so easily.
Nov 18 2007 7:35PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
first time i got high i ate a lot, laughed a lot, and had a great time
Nov 18 2007 9:15PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
Smiled a lot and laughed a lot but i didnt know what was going on.

i miss those good old days when i used to get high instead of stoned
Nov 18 2007 9:21PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
first time i was too drunk to notice if i was high or not but second time i smoked a few bowls out of a gravity bong and got straight fucked. then a few of us went to an all you can eat chinese place and gorged myself on chow mein. it was awesome.
Nov 18 2007 9:27PM
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no_steeze_in_NY
Posts: 225 - Karma: 13
my friend eric and i smoked about 6 joints and i got mildly ripped. i ate about 6 bagels and watched grandmas boy. fun times. but i dont fuck with joints, i got a bong now
Nov 18 2007 9:28PM
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phatmancislo
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
It was my third time when i was actually baked. I've never ate so much, ive still never had the munchies that bad. It was like: 4 hot dogs, bag of bugels, 2 yogurts, half bag of doritos, crackers and a plate of spaghetti. Got home and i started puking it all up and then i passed out.
Nov 18 2007 9:33PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
First time smoking I never choked.

But seriously I've never smoked.
Nov 18 2007 10:27PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
cool story hansel

my first time i didnt really get high i just got super hyper for a long time
Nov 18 2007 10:57PM
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anteloperunner
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
first time i spent more money at kfc than i did on the weed
Nov 18 2007 11:12PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
nothing
Nov 18 2007 11:25PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
choking alot....? i dont really remember
Nov 18 2007 11:59PM
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II_strapped_II
Posts: 527 - Karma: 97
i turned into a robot and just walked around the streets in my neighborhood for hours, doing robot shit
Nov 19 2007 12:07AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
fell down a flight of stairs and almost greened..never smoked again.
Nov 19 2007 12:14AM
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San-J
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First time...not much. Second time was good though - high on some proper strong stuff. Afterwards I promptly ate all the sausages in the house.
Nov 19 2007 12:14AM
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djty111
Posts: 1103 - Karma: 93
the first time I blazed was at 7 springs with my ski buddies freshman year of H.S. ...we only had a shitty metal pipe and some nug that that was nothing special.  I dident realy get hi till the next few times...anyone know why some people do not get high the first time or so....
Nov 19 2007 11:33PM
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TheWallaby
Posts: 297 - Karma: 16
the first time i smoked i smoked out of a 2 litre waterfall/gravity bong, hit that twice, and then smoked out of a little water bottle pipe for a minute and then couldn't stop laughing.  so i went inside, laughed at all my roommates a lot more, and then someone put radiohead on.  and then the shit started.  i felt like a thousand curved daggers were sliding under my skin from my left shoulder to my right hip pulling the skin off my back as they did so.  i started to cry, and as i cried my eyes were turning into slanted lines on either side of my face.  my friends took me into another room and calmed me down for a while, but i was still freaking out pretty seriously.  when i closed my eyes i saw a different house (one i used to live in) and i hallucinated that my friend's body was growing longer and longer, stretching out forever.  i finally got over myself and i went back out to where all my roommates were and hung out for the rest of the night. instead of seeing my friends, though, i just saw orbs of colour (mostly blue and purple, two were red/green).  and my world was made up on cinderblocks like in Mario when you're underground.

the end. it was scary and exciting.
Nov 20 2007 12:57AM
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