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PurpleSkier
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i was all gettin this chinese soup bowl, so i could put stuff in it, and i had to carry other stuff in my hands. and so i start putting this bowl in my pocket, and shes all, you cant do that, you will break it. i just got done bitching out my sister, so i was like shut the hell up to my mom, and i was like i will show you, this shit wont break, so i cram it into my pocket, and go and im like ooooooooooh, lookee here its not broken, then i caried my shit where i was goin, and then i took the bowl out, and it was fine, shes so dumb. i showed that dumb ho
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Sep 8 2003 5:50AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
you should respect her, she gave you life and she'll take it back if you're not carefull you ungrateful son of a bitch,




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Sep 8 2003 5:59AM
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Phrosty
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volkl I know how u feel, my mom is fucking retarded too. She yells at me I yell at her, it's all good.



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Sep 8 2003 6:02AM
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Ghost
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she gave you life and she'll take it back if you're not carefull you ungrateful son of a bitch

Hahhahahaa. funniest thing I've heard in a while.

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Sep 8 2003 6:04AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
papa, i am respectful to her most of the time, she was just being gay. and shes in a wheelchair cuz she had surgery, so i help her out. and, since she is a gimp right now, she couldnt take my life, shes super weak, haha just kiddin


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Sep 8 2003 6:05AM
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Phrosty
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but u could take hers, just give her a little nudge toward the stairs. them boom!!! life insurance! I mean think about it, she's had a good run.



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Sep 8 2003 6:09AM
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PurpleSkier
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haha, her room is upstairs, but she uses crutches up there, i guess shes still not really balanced tho....man, she was so pissed tho. cuz before her surgery she had always been able to take me, (she has like 75lbs on me) anyways, the day before her foot surgery she tried to beat me up, and i kicked her ass, layed down the smackdown
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Sep 8 2003 6:11AM
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Phrosty
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haha your mom could beat u up.



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Sep 8 2003 6:13AM
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PurpleSkier
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so, im not that big, she outweighed me, but anywho, i did kick her ass, then she was pissed, so i threaten her now
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Sep 8 2003 6:14AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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great, way to suck balls...i hope you're kidding

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Sep 8 2003 6:49AM
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schlonginator
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wow way to act 12 you dip shit dick cheese




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Sep 8 2003 7:34AM
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PurpleSkier
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i act like im 12? whoops

basically i was just saying that you can put a porcline bowl in your pocket, and she was wrong, so shes an idiot
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Sep 8 2003 7:52AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Hahaha Jake... a lot of people have 75 pounds on you darlin'. You're as small as me... That's sad.

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Sep 8 2003 10:43AM
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mommy
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papa, that was money! HAHAHA!
Sep 8 2003 2:53PM
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Melvs
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I guess it's cool to hate your parents.. that's what all the cool kids around here do. I mean, why the hell do parents tell you no to do illegal stuff? IT'S FUN RIGHT? they're always making sure I'm safe adn it's so annoying.

fuck you all if those are teh reasons you 'hate' your parents. Granted, I know there are some who have better reasons, but for teh most part, it's though stupid trivial things that triiger the hate.
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you're all so worthless
Sep 8 2003 4:13PM
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PurpleSkier
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i never said that, my parents dont tell me not to do bad stuff, it was over a bowl. actually, when my parents asked me if i did drugs, i jokingly said yes, im about to go light up now, and they asked if they could have a few hits. so they could care less
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

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Sep 8 2003 8:04PM
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-madd_trixx-
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my mom's a bitch. she found my pipe in my car and took my keys for a weekend, AND my pipe


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Sep 8 2003 9:21PM
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PurpleSkier
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my mom would steal my pipe and smoke with it
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

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Sep 8 2003 10:16PM
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Melvs
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that's a great parent...
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Sep 9 2003 1:51AM
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PurpleSkier
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i think so, they are like if you get busted tho, you can stay a night, learn from your mistakes, the dont just let me run totally wild
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

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Sep 9 2003 1:57AM
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dilla_says_go
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my mom is so worthless. she doesnt do shit.

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Sep 9 2003 3:03AM
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Insomniac
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Werd Vokyl



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Sep 9 2003 3:16AM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
yeah dude, jsut hill on your parents, they do everything for you. wow, this is a waste of a thread, mod's, delete time
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Sep 9 2003 3:21AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I love my parents. Yes, we don't agree on everything, yes it's annoying to be hounded about things, btu they give me a house, food, and a lot more. so what if they get in the way, and don't let me do things I want all the time....
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Sep 9 2003 3:32AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
is your mom hot?


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Sep 13 2003 2:07AM
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NH_LiNe
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yeah is she hot

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