Replying to My funny night at work

I work at a rink and tonight was public skate. Funny events that took place:

1. Shithead kid who thought he was the man took a digger while showing off and busted his 4 front teeth. The ice now needs to be melted a bit so they can remove his 4 teeth from the ice.

2. 11 year old kid and girlfriend are hanging around outside. another 11 year old comes up, asks the girl for a blowjob, boyfriend cracks him in the face, kid falls down, cries, and calls cops.

Just thought I'd share.