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Got a Hamlet paper?

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j.bird
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So don't say any bullshit about just doing it myself, because I probably am going to. But I figured why not throw it up on here and see if anyone has one.

College level-ish

I'll throw you like 500000 karma points and if you live in my area I'll shoot some photos of you or something.

Nov 15 2007 4:56PM
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quixotic
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Dude, it's YOUR education, do it YOURself.
Nov 15 2007 4:57PM
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j.bird
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ok smartass did you not read the first sentence I wrote?
Nov 15 2007 4:58PM
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J.D.
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I did but it's gone now. What's the topic?
Nov 15 2007 5:06PM
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j.bird
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It's basically open to anything.

really if you make some sort of statement or observation and argue it with evidence, then its all good.

Nov 15 2007 5:40PM
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timmi
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dude your in college and you get to write open essays?
im in highschool and every essay ive written has to be proving a specific point. like what are the metephorical similarities between these two completely fucking different people
Nov 15 2007 5:44PM
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jbskier
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yo i got one from my senior year of highschool haha u can have it if u want, it prally sucks but u can take a look at it if u want
Nov 15 2007 5:46PM
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j.bird
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Thats way easier than writing an open paper. You read the book and come up with your own thesis.

Having your topic and thesis basically mapped out to you from the start is way easier homes.
Nov 15 2007 5:49PM
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Black-Bandanna
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What's the required length?
Nov 15 2007 5:50PM
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J.D.
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But only Hamlet?

I would make the topic "Following Your Own Advice: Irony and Hypocrisy in Hamlet" Touch on hypocrisy in the play (Polonius and others) Then go to the stuff about plays within the play: the metadramatic speech about art holding a mirror up to nature, and the examples of drama within the play in the speech by the player and the mousetrap scene, and look at how Shakespeare fails to take his own advice.
Nov 15 2007 5:51PM
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maclem
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why did i think 'paper helmet'? sorry though, i can't help you.
Nov 15 2007 5:52PM
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j.bird
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4 pages, but I can beef up a paper no promblem if I have something to work with.
Nov 15 2007 5:54PM
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J.D.
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That's super short.
Nov 15 2007 5:58PM
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j.bird
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yup. And you know a lot about hamlet. study it recently?
Nov 15 2007 6:01PM
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Black-Bandanna
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I've got a 2 1/2 page essay on how the Mousetrap scene was a turning point in the play. It's pretty much all bullshit and shitty writing (our teacher was a lazyass and didn't read anything), but if your just looking for a backbone I'll send it to ya.
Nov 15 2007 6:06PM
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J.D.
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Haha no, not for years... it's way overplayed. Probably the last Shakespeare play I'd want to write on.
Nov 15 2007 6:10PM
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quixotic
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Yeah, I didn't read it.... dumbasssss.

Nov 15 2007 6:27PM
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j.bird
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buuuuuuuuump.

Nov 15 2007 7:29PM
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cable
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I've got a pretty decent one about his insanity. But its only 2.5 pages.
Nov 15 2007 8:17PM
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j.bird
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bumnp
Nov 15 2007 10:34PM
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KootenayGuy
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I think it'd be cool to take a look at Nihilism in Hamlet. Nihilism is an extremely interesting concept, and Shakespeare beat Nietzsche to the topic as far as the west is concerned. Nihilism can be found positively in most of the death scenes, and in the ending regarding love and family, and even in the fact that ghost pappa didnt get to go to heaven, etc.

Good luck dude
Nov 17 2007 4:51PM
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timmi
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yeah dude. was anyone else super disapointed when the entire book was a build up to him killing his uncle, and what does he do? make him drink some poison. fuck that. i wanted him to chop his head off or something gnar. feed him to a bear.
Nov 17 2007 4:59PM
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