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If you could be a robotic version of any animal

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Yauch
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What robot animal would you be?

i would be a robotic komodo dragon
Nov 13 2007 3:13AM
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sherpasrock
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either a polar bear or a monkey.

yes i know they're pretty much opposites but yeah....
Nov 13 2007 3:25AM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62

ok new rule  you can only choose one animal. So you have to pick your favorite. Sorry.

Nov 13 2007 3:33AM
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L.[Coast].NYer
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toucan
Nov 13 2007 3:41AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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YEA DUDE

Nov 13 2007 9:40AM
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jimmychung
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a rhino, like in ace ventura
Nov 13 2007 9:46AM
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.John.
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an eagle with laser cannons for eyes, and missiles under it's wings
Nov 13 2007 9:51AM
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skiminnesota
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plus 1

dang u beat me to it
Nov 13 2007 9:59AM
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Alexander_Keith
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He votes Republican
Nov 13 2007 1:43PM
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Hannah.
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A GENIE ROBOT SO I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL I WANTED TO!!!!
Nov 13 2007 2:07PM
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CabDoctor
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sloth
Nov 13 2007 2:14PM
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Tinga
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probably a squirrel those things are so much fun to watch run around in the trees. theyre amazing
Nov 13 2007 2:24PM
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sktrkdo7
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blue whale son i wonder what it feels like to be that big
Nov 13 2007 3:00PM
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pbandj
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three toed sloth so i could kill everyone in a diner cause some dude dropped a spoon

Nov 13 2007 3:06PM
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Shpadoinkle
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killer whale...ever since free willy.

Nov 13 2007 3:06PM
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Dalonte
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gorilla
Nov 13 2007 3:09PM
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.John.
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ask pussyfooter, he'll tell you
Nov 13 2007 3:11PM
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doritos
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Grizzly bear. Or a gorilla. Some kind of massive destructive animal.
Nov 13 2007 4:08PM
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CabDoctor
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Yeah, and then some boat will catch you and they'll stick you in a small water tank and make you do tricks for the rest of your life
Nov 13 2007 4:10PM
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word-sauce
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ahahahahahahahah owned
Nov 13 2007 4:10PM
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magic_steve
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pikachu?
Nov 13 2007 4:12PM
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Microcosm
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a shark so I would hop in the water and immediately stop working because robots can't go in the water. reason being I'd hate to be a robot. buuut, if that doesn't work then being a shark would be cool I guess.
Nov 13 2007 4:15PM
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Shpadoinkle
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you didn't have a pleasant childhood did you?

Nov 13 2007 8:29PM
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doublexl
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a dankasaurus.
Nov 13 2007 8:30PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61

id be a sugarglider

Nov 13 2007 9:07PM
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scientist
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a panda bear.
Nov 13 2007 9:09PM
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babujib
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an armadillo with lazers
Nov 13 2007 9:13PM
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IcePointa
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dragonfly
Nov 13 2007 9:26PM
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KravtZ
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a cheetah with lasers and missils and heat seeking shit...i could run so fast an no one cuold escape my wrath. then i would become the leader of al the animals.
Nov 13 2007 9:55PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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Depending on what you define has an animal, Id want to be a human, all the same knowledge and everything, except a fucking bionic dude.

Nov 13 2007 10:02PM
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IcePointa
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with tactical nukes so that I could destroy all these other robot animals with puny lasers and shit
Nov 13 2007 10:05PM
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Yauch
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what are you talking about?  Robot shark is totally reasonable.
 Havent you seen james and the giant peach or life aquatic?
Nov 13 2007 10:06PM
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breckfreeskier
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a Leprechaun
Nov 13 2007 10:09PM
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Yauch
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thats not even a real animal is it?

also another cool one would be a robot chicken with a mini turbine that dropped eggs made of napalm
Nov 13 2007 10:49PM
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BigJew
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Matt Damon.
Nov 13 2007 10:51PM
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CBROOKS
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PANTHER
Nov 13 2007 10:54PM
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anxju
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house dog
Nov 13 2007 11:45PM
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BillyMFBadass
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jaguar

Nov 13 2007 11:49PM
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james44
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velocoraptor so i can fuck shit up
Nov 14 2007 12:03AM
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FUUUCK
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great white shark
Nov 14 2007 12:03AM
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BrokenBones
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A tiger with wheels instead of legs and lasers instead of eyes.
Nov 14 2007 12:06AM
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Yauch
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you people are not being creative enough, so everybody has to smoke a bowl and then post again
Nov 14 2007 12:24AM
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BrokenBones
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Hey, I vaped a bowl before I posted mine... i though it was original.
Nov 14 2007 12:27AM
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Yauch
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yeah but lasers used before and wheels are no good because the robot version has too look like the real version
Nov 14 2007 12:43AM
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Microcosm
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mmmhmmm, good movies, anyways. then that's what I'd be.
Nov 14 2007 4:40PM
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N-John360
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I'd be a robot puppy. Nothing is better than a puppy. They are adorable, no one is ever made at them, and they get all the chicks.
Nov 14 2007 4:48PM
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Yauch
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is alf an animal?
nobody said robot alf

Nov 14 2007 9:33PM
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TheButterHashira
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A giant white owl with a laser beam eye and sharp talons
Nov 14 2007 9:38PM
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Yauch
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omg im sorry to bring this but

robotic jellyfish
Dec 12 2007 10:52PM
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Ryan.Street
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darth vader
Dec 12 2007 11:09PM
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