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cj: the official roast

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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Let this be the official ns celebrity roast.
Today's roast is on everybody's favorite thread whore:

CJ.

Let the games begin.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 5 2003 5:55AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I'm thinkin' I have to agree with Chris Jones

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 5 2003 5:57AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
that kid is such a fag. whats the deal with those gay ass tits he has as a icon. i mean come on, couldnt he have included the face? also i hate how he is always adding such useful and thoughtful comments to threads as well as starting interesting and provoctaive topics. the other thing i hate about him is his exuberent ability to spell goodly. fuck that kid. and whats the deal with that hot girl thread. fuck that shit. wheres the hot guy thread...oh wait --j()nes-- his ex-alter ego created that...man that kid sucks. not as much as cypress1080 did. i mean come on member #881. what a fag he was....kinda weird tho that he disappeared and then --j()nes-- came along and when --j()nes-- went, cj came. i fuckin hate that kid. and whats with his dangerous good looks and cunning wit? i cant deal with it...oh well gotta keep up with the jones's.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 5 2003 6:24AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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DAMN HE BURNT YOU CJ YOUR DONE!


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 5 2003 6:45AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
he just said exuberent.
I am in awe.

but back to the roast..
All I know is, I go to his profile, right?
And I want to know what kind of pictures he's posted on here. So I see one called 'Me riding Mike' (take or give a few words)

that's all I gotta say.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 5 2003 6:51AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
that was a fun time. mike was soooo happy.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 5 2003 6:54AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
cj likes boobs, and in the land of mormonism, hes the devil
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Sep 5 2003 7:32AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
land of mormonism, is he from utah?




Seize the carp
Sep 5 2003 7:34AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahaha 'Me Riding Mike'. So great.

Chris is not from Utah, but Jake is from Montana I think...

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 5 2003 7:37AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i remember the good ole days of j()nes vs. gateskate


BAn mufafukn/ d-lite yo//
Sep 5 2003 9:30AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
he's insucure enough about himself he's had to change names 3 times. I asked him the other day to explain the breat icon to me, and this was his response. 'my mom gave them to me'. NOW WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
-Pat
WBP|films

you're all so worthless
Sep 5 2003 4:13PM
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hucksterjibber15
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well, when u ask stupid questions, you get stupid answers
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Sep 5 2003 5:39PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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cgay sucks, hes entirley too vain. He secretly wants to fuck that sam caylor character. he spends too much time on ns.com and he tries to brag just a little too much


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 5 2003 6:35PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Ice-Is-Scary-Gay wishes he could pleasure sam like i do.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 5 2003 7:15PM
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DrPepper
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uhhhhhhhh............

Your mom!


-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
Sep 5 2003 7:55PM
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DrPepper
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BAH!

700



-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
Sep 5 2003 8:12PM
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DrPepper
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BAH!

700



-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
Sep 5 2003 8:12PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
cj thinks his farp drawing was really awesome but really it sucks butt.

FARP Trailer
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FARP Forum
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Sep 5 2003 10:41PM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
i love cj cause of his addiction to hot women
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Sep 5 2003 10:56PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 60
cj is soooo fat.. that when he goes to the movie theater, he sits in his chair, and the children in the back snicker at him for his obesity.
Sep 5 2003 11:00PM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
^i like the scratch bitch better..but funny icon
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Sep 5 2003 11:05PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
my farp drawing owns.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 5 2003 11:21PM
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PurpleSkier
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no, im a montana kid, and im not mormon, but i know alot of mormons, and they'd damn him to hell

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Sep 5 2003 11:26PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
well this backfired eh?


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Sep 6 2003 7:15AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Guys you cant make fun of cj, you have to revel in his wonder. Once I reveled so much, I actually got a special spot in his signature for a while, I was happy. Also, hes a damn good skier (apparently) so give him some respect.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Sep 6 2003 7:18AM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
cj is on every damn post i read on this site.... however i'm going to go against the roast tradition and compliment on him on his witty comments, they always give me a good laugh

Five-9 Productions

'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'
-andy woods on the DNA add in Freeze



-Mike
Sep 6 2003 2:40PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I had a dream about cj once. It was wild and Sam was there and yeah...


On my way to goddom
Sep 6 2003 2:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
of course your farp drawing owns CJ. But this is a roast.

FARP Trailer
'Simply put, the greatest trailer ever'- Resnick13
FARP Forum
www.FARP.tk
Sep 6 2003 4:55PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
holy shit that farp drawing by cj was the best thing since the first farp movie. Otherwise I heard cj's a mexican, what a fag.





I got nothin.
Sep 6 2003 5:51PM
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mommy
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i made it in a couple profiles in my prime..
Sep 6 2003 6:09PM
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hucksterjibber15
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haha, when you call cj a thread whore, it makes me wonder how much time u spend on this site, where most would refer to him as a post whore. also, he doesnt post whore, he usually has something to say
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Sep 6 2003 6:12PM
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TheProfitSkier
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cj i love you for the start of the hot girl thread
THE LOAF RULES OVER US ALL
Listens to Gun's n' Roses
Sep 7 2003 1:09AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
its 4:32pm and im realy fuckin hungover....the things i do for pussy...

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 7 2003 1:20AM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
he never ceases to amuse me. the hot girl thread is one of the NS classics, and he can shittalk like few others. my theory though: Chris Jones actually is Sam Caylor and he's just trying to fool us all. that or, if they are one and the same, he has schizophrenia and actually wants to do himself

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

KPP represent

i just bought the PEs and im stoked
Sep 7 2003 2:42AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
Just so everyone knows this is a roast.
If you've seen a roast (comedy central, MTV) then you know how this works.

If not, basically anything goes. It's all in good fun and nothing should be taken seriously.

Talk trash. You owe it to cj. It's in honor of him.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 7 2003 9:55AM
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NoTeefa
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CJ? man tell that kid to stay the hell out of my yard, he's always over in the middle of the night diggin through my trash, and sodomizing my dog spike. Fuckin little punk, GODDDAMN DOG FUCKER!


BAn mufafukn/ d-lite yo//
Sep 7 2003 10:20AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Dude, what's wrong with fucking dogs??!!


On my way to goddom
Sep 7 2003 5:02PM
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rossignol_rider
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i think he wants to fuck sams titties
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im off the steezy fo sheezy

'dude you're like a giant brain, except you have legs, so you're not in a jar'

Founding member of the 'i dont know bryan gallant, but i respect him' club

BFSC member.... we do it froggy style
Sep 7 2003 7:54PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
im drinking a Dunkin Donuts Strawberry Coolata with whip cream

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'
Sep 7 2003 8:14PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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mmmm duncan donuts

up in arms apperal represent

representin the east
Sep 7 2003 8:22PM
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jtski
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^ secretly wants to have sex with skodeo7

STRATTON MOUNTAIN 2004
Sep 7 2003 9:19PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Right, so let's get back to the subject of making fun of Chris. I mean Chris? what the hell kind of sissy little faggot punk bitch name is that anyways? I mean if i were named some gay ass name like that first id slap my momma for giving it to me, and then id run up in the hills and hang myself.


BAn mufafukn/ d-lite yo//
Sep 8 2003 8:58AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
id fist myself.

****

fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 8 2003 9:05AM
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