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Do you know where you were conceived?

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ryano
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so me and my friend were sitting eating dinner with his dad, and randomly, my friend asks, "dad, do you know where i was conceived?" his dads answer "i dont know, me and your mom were like rabbits back in the day."

...awkward.

but do you know where you were?
Nov 6 2007 5:55PM
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troutbum
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my parents fucked.
Nov 6 2007 5:56PM
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troutbum
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gota finish sentences before hitting enter.

My parents fucked. They have not discussed this with me, but I have to assume that's the case.
Nov 6 2007 5:57PM
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ThaLetterM.
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my parents have never had sex. i repeat. NEVER HAD SEX EVER
Nov 6 2007 6:03PM
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cmeriptahoe
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 12
i don't know and hopefully i never will.
Nov 6 2007 6:11PM
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J.C.
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yes. i was made in germany
Nov 6 2007 6:11PM
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cmeriptahoe
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that being said im going to tell my kids where they were conceived if they ever piss me off too much haha. that would shut em up for a while.
Nov 6 2007 6:11PM
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STREETS
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When i was in Hungary we drove by some fancy hotel in Budapest and my dad goes something like "thats were you were made" I say holy shit way to much info. lol
Nov 6 2007 6:12PM
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Hannah.
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i was an underage drinking mistake
Nov 6 2007 6:19PM
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zylstra
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probably at woodstock....damn hippies
Nov 6 2007 6:33PM
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josh.
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mt cain
Nov 6 2007 7:58PM
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TheButterHashira
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WEll my real name is jackson because I was conceived in the woods on a spring day at jackson hole.
Nov 6 2007 7:59PM
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doublexl
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im pretty sure somewhere in portland. i was an accident so my parents feel bad and now my life is baller as hell.
Nov 6 2007 8:09PM
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davar6
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in ted turners private airplane



no but really i have no clue
Nov 6 2007 8:10PM
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Yauch
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wouldnt it be funny if a girl astronaut was in the space station for like a year and then came back to earth and gave birth like 4 months later,, then everybody would make fun of the kid for being concieved in outer space

Nov 6 2007 8:33PM
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SHastatahoe
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make fun or treat him like a god as a space baby?
Nov 6 2007 8:44PM
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michelle
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in the general area of kennebunk maine


or thats my assumption..
Nov 6 2007 8:45PM
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Bodeau.
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haha i was with my friend and his dad says, "tim, you were made on the downstairs couch," i was like, whoa keep that to yoself
Nov 6 2007 8:48PM
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skithebert
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pretty sure its hawaii.  guess thats the only time ive ever been there.
Nov 6 2007 8:48PM
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anna*
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just think ivf and you'll be sweet.

i think i was a trip to hawaii.
not sure actually.
dont want to know really.
Nov 6 2007 10:45PM
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TechnoPotamus
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oh this is awkward to think about.....so i'll stop thinking about it right now.
Nov 6 2007 11:02PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
they were watching saturday night live



i wish i didnt know that
Nov 6 2007 11:10PM
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staffpro
Posts: 443 - Karma: 23
no i know this is so weird to think about, just take a moment relax and think about where your parents would fuck... hmmmmmmm
Nov 6 2007 11:20PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
somewhere near whiteface, gross.
Nov 6 2007 11:20PM
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samskisalot
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im assuming in their bed. i was apprntly somewhat of a surprise, because i came so soon after my sister. but really i have no idea where it happened, nor do i want to.
Nov 6 2007 11:26PM
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staffpro
Posts: 443 - Karma: 23
yeha u do
Nov 6 2007 11:39PM
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anton...
Posts: 119 - Karma: 10
dont know where or when exactly, but i do know that i was conceived under the watchful eye of russian communist leaders inside the arctic circle...

maybe my olds were trying to keep warm...


Nov 7 2007 9:58AM
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DrStrangelove
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my dad has this yearly tradition of getting a keg of unpasteurized german beer sent to our house for either the 4th of july or his birthday, at which point it sits out on the back porch in a barrell of ice until people kill it...usually means everyone is super drunk for like 3 straight days cause it's heavy stuff and there's only a few people working it

anyway, one day last summer when this was going on, we were sitting on the back porch doing business on the thing and my dad, being halfway drunk, told me i was concieve on the Paris-to-Munich leg of a train called the Orient Express that runs from western europe to, you guessed it, the Orient...after that, until i was about 5  or 6 years old, he would yell "AH, THE EXPRESS HAS ARRIVED" every time i walked into a room where he and his friends were hanging out and having drinks.

so yeah, i was an inside sex joke between my parents and their friends for over half a decade...at first when he told me this i was weirded out, but some of my friends call me The Express sometimes ever since i told them the story...funny i guess, i suppose i cant do anything but embrace it, it's better than "i knocked your mom up in the bathroom at hardees and we had to have a shotgun wedding"
Nov 7 2007 1:50PM
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Rippy087
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my friends parents were really drunk one night and his mom said that his little sister was conceived on the kitchen floor and that she was an accident. (he's 20 and she's 3).  I've never asked my parents and don't think i ever will
Nov 7 2007 2:27PM
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JaphyRyder
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i think i was a christmas baby, seing as my bday is essentially 9 months from christmas
Nov 7 2007 2:38PM
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skithebert
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haha, "The Express Has Arrived".  That's awesome.  Your dad seems like a cool dude.
Nov 7 2007 5:04PM
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DrStrangelove
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yah he's not a bad guy to have around
Nov 7 2007 5:06PM
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timmi
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my dad likes to joke and tell me i was conceived on his boat...its a small boat with no shelter.
Nov 7 2007 5:08PM
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skibum193
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my middle name is "cayman," after the cayman islands. yup, they told me
Nov 7 2007 6:53PM
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mackinnon
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i'm pretty sure it'd be a puke party for me if my parents ever told me.  but then again, we don't really talk about things like that and my dad pretends to not know what a tampon is (i don't remember how that ever came up). hahah
Nov 7 2007 9:54PM
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ryano
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dude, i never thought about that. were you born in september. i am...maybe i was too, it could be new years too. haha.
Nov 7 2007 10:29PM
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solitaryman
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i LOVE asking my mom if shes a virgin, it makes for a good conversation.
Nov 7 2007 10:36PM
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rudeboy_87
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wtf
Nov 7 2007 10:41PM
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ryano
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exactly
Nov 7 2007 10:51PM
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Rippy087
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unless you were adopted...
Nov 7 2007 11:31PM
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MADmidwest
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An Angel came down to my mom and told her that she was going to have a child.. Named Eric
Nov 7 2007 11:32PM
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potato_man
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have u ever thought of how many novemberb-days there are?


hint hint, mid november=9 months after valentines day

i thought of this during a boring science class

kinna creepy, if ur at ur house on valentines day thinking of all the people.....um...yeah
Nov 7 2007 11:58PM
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SkiMN
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Knowing my parents it wasn't very amusing. I was one of those kids that came after marriage, totally sober, premeditated, etc. Boring.
Nov 8 2007 12:10AM
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Schoening
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My parents didn't tell me thank god but i could take a pretty good guess....Skiing in the mountains..

Explains my name Kohl...it was cold out
my middle name solomon....skis my mom probably had on...

Nov 8 2007 12:12AM
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skibum193
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hahah, solomon couldn't have been that old school king?
Nov 8 2007 8:50PM
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grizz
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imagine ejaculating in outer space
Nov 8 2007 8:54PM
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