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Worst sex exsperiences thread!

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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
there is one of these on my other fav. forum and so i thought id bring it here the other one has lasted like 180 pages so lets hit it up!

mine = i was fucking my ex when my grandpa came over for dinner twas really akward.
Nov 4 2007 1:10AM
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J-mo44
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3
not having sex


hahaha i did cum in my pants dry humping a girl on a kitchen table
Jul 5 2008 3:49AM
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blingedout
Posts: 151 - Karma: 14
you loser. dry humping WITH PANTS ON? hah, how old are you, 12?
Jul 5 2008 5:14AM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
hahaha damn, superstar.
Jul 5 2008 5:19AM
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J-mo44
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3
13


hahaha SUPERSTAR
Jul 5 2008 5:20AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
wow, i lost it when i was 13 how the fuck are you that quick?
Jul 5 2008 6:22AM
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blingedout
Posts: 151 - Karma: 14
all i've ever see you do around this forum is brag about your hardcore life or bitch about your life and threaten to kill your counsellor cause you fel asleep in a math class or how you know so much more about drugs than people or ask NS whether you should run away from home

noone fucking cares about your life. SHUT THE PHUCK UP
Jul 5 2008 6:44AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
god i hate you
Jul 28 2008 4:05AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
hahahaah awsum!!!
Jul 28 2008 4:17AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
I'm calling bullshit on this one!  That story is straight off of TuckerMax.com  Here is the link to it:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
Jul 28 2008 10:23AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
damn - someone already beat me to it.  nice work on the call out.
Jul 28 2008 10:24AM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
I'm waiting for someone to say:
I GOT HER PREGNANT.
Jul 28 2008 7:41PM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
i was banging this chick doggy style and i was getting ready to shoot off inside of her so i punched her in the kidneys and she clinched up and squeegied my load outt. nvm that was my best experience
Jul 28 2008 9:50PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
I was fucking this girl standing up, and i lost my balance and backed into a wall with wet paint. I jumped off it and bumped into a table, and a stapler fell on my foot. As i hopped on one foot in pain, i hit my head on a fan. The fan blew some flour on the floor into my eye. Blinded, i crashed through the sliding glass door onto the hotel room balcony, and fell over the edge two stories onto a barrel of gasoline. a passing man dropped his cig on me and i lit on fire. I ran across the parking lot naked, on fire and with broken bones, and a truck hit me into a pile of dildoes and one went up my ass. A passing cop stopped and started to beat me with his nightstick. Than a black guy high fived me.
Jul 28 2008 10:25PM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
same exact thing happened to me....crazy?
Jul 28 2008 10:46PM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
hahahha this literally just happend. i was down at the lake about an hour ago, there were 4 cars there which is normal for a night. anywho i was with this chick. so somehow we end up in the back of my car goin at it and we just about to start and then we see this flashlight and like 10 kids come over and someones like, HOLY SHIT! ITS STEVE! (tahts me) so they all end up being kids who graduated last year and im friends with a few of them. after that tha bitch wanted out so now im chillin with those kids hahaha.
Jul 28 2008 11:22PM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
bitch stopped droppin bop right as i was bustin.. took her mouth off and busted all over my left nipple
Jul 28 2008 11:39PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
spitters are quitters
Jul 28 2008 11:57PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
hah this thread is classic keep them comiong
Jul 29 2008 7:49PM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
....Your mom.
Jul 29 2008 8:58PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
a girl spit my cum all over my dick.  i was like "fuck you bitch" and walked out of her house.
Jul 29 2008 9:00PM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
i would have to agree. that grosses me out a fucking shit ton. seems to me like it is girls that are like a little wide set or something, that have that the most. ew.
Aug 9 2008 5:52AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
hahahahaha
Aug 9 2008 12:31PM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
same man it sucked i couldnt do anyhting for a while , another one is my sister and her friends wanted to come play rockband in my room and she walked in on my gf giving me head , pretty alkward not gunna lie
Aug 9 2008 12:53PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
that's one of the better posts i've seen in a while. Just because a black guy gave you a high five with a dildo up your ass. That doesn't happen every day, unless you're from BC.
Aug 9 2008 1:29PM
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multi-illionaire
Posts: 99 - Karma: 15
so i hooked up with this one chick she was hella hot
so she gave me head...and she fuckin bit my dick HARD and that shit hurt so i was like okayyy enough of that so we fucked and she was a loud bitch like screaming stuff and clawing my back to the point of blood and the stuff she screamed wasnt hot basically worst sex ever
Aug 9 2008 1:41PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123

hahaha, kk i honestly don't care i've changed alot in the last few months that i haven't been on ns.. and obviously you're not on alot

Aug 9 2008 2:06PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
slipping out of my girl right as she's about to get the O.....damnnn
Aug 9 2008 2:11PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
It was completely dark, I got kneed in the nose while switching positions. Got a brutal nosebleed, it didn't stop for 10 minutes, talk about gay. Haha.
Aug 9 2008 2:16PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
hahaa  you should've claimed she was on the rag and didn't tell you
Aug 9 2008 2:40PM
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gkenworthy
Posts: 779 - Karma: 12,874
It confused me too.

Aug 9 2008 2:45PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
"Bitch swallow or its goin in your eye"
Aug 9 2008 5:36PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
why so serious
Aug 10 2008 8:57PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 717
does your mom know what your saying on the web...?.............
Aug 10 2008 9:11PM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
I was in the back of my truck with this girl. and we had been hanging out all day and night just like ffukcing around and shit. i had a boner like the whole time and then we smoked a cigarette. after that we started getting down to business. yadadamean. as she was trying to find the condom i lost my boner. and then i told her shit. i lost it bitch you took too long and i slapped her skanky ass, got a boner, and came on her face hella big yadadamean.
Aug 12 2008 8:33PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
I got bored and started watching the clock.
Aug 12 2008 9:48PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84

Grrrr. I hate that line.

Aug 12 2008 9:56PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
dude that might be the funniest thing i have read in my entire life.

Aug 12 2008 10:32PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
yadadamean


but seriously- peed in her butt
Aug 13 2008 12:15AM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
wait what? haha
what a great idea hhaha
Aug 13 2008 2:25AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
aah shit I might know the girl
Waldorf treating you well eh
Aug 13 2008 4:21AM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
ya me too...
Aug 13 2008 4:34AM
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Pwn.Mode
Posts: 1061 - Karma: 10

cigs cant light gas on fire, i saw that shit on myth busters.

Aug 13 2008 4:38AM
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kob_21
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
omg lol thats pretty rediculous
Aug 13 2008 5:44AM
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slashquatch
Posts: 874 - Karma: 17
hahahaha
Aug 18 2008 5:43PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I was going down on a girl and she queefed in my face. I stopped and left her there.
Aug 18 2008 5:55PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
EPIC!!!!11!!
Aug 18 2008 5:56PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
mines not bad its just awesome and funny,,

We were at the end of her driveway (which is in the middle of nowhere so i wasnt worried about it)  fuckin in my car and it wasnt working cause im like 6' 4 and its a little sedan. So we go out side and shes up against the side of the car when someone drives by, shes lik SHIT, (i laughed). But not only did they unroll the window and stare, but they actually stopped until they realised we were butt ass naked. Greatness
Aug 18 2008 6:07PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
pretty funny.....
ha so im at this kids grad party me and this chick both really drunk go off to this kids neighbors trampoline and start foolin around. so we start bumpin ugglies, then switch into doggystyle and were goin at it like chuck norris round house kicks suckers, and we start to catch a few inches of air. me being drunk and easily entertained say think wut the fuck ill fuck this chick and see how much air we can catch hah. we got bout 6 or 7 inches i would say i was pretty happy finished and went and told my friends about the ill hangtime
Aug 18 2008 8:59PM
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Boodje.
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i was outside by railroad tracks and was railing her with her back on the tree hahahha.  it was like 5 P.M. still light out. I was about to climax,-(no homo!) and a hobo walked buy and asked me if i had a cigarette. the most awkward moment in my life. yet pretty funny.
Aug 18 2008 9:03PM
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