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How do you ask a girl/guy out? give some funny stories.

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.d.
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what are ur methods of asking a girl to be ur girlfriend or a guy ur boyfriend?
share some awkward/funny stories....

ill start off..."hey howd u like to be my girlfriend?" long silence............."oh shit, ahaha i was day dreaming say that again?"
Oct 31 2007 2:56PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
dude, i dont believe that.  what movie did you steal that from?
Nov 1 2007 10:33PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
and ide have to say that my best story was when i was climbing with this girl i liked, and intnetionally skipped a few clips and then shouted to her as i took a 60 foor lead fall.
Nov 1 2007 10:35PM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
Oh you got me, I did steal it from a movie.The movie is called "Fintendo!: The story of the man who pillage more vagoo than you ever will".
Nov 1 2007 10:53PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Wait so is it from a movie? Cause I don't wanna bust that out and have the chick call me out for it if it is...
Nov 1 2007 10:56PM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
It's not from a movie.
Nov 2 2007 12:45AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
So I went outside, and smoked a bag of meth, then a bag of crack. I went back inside, and that bitch was like, "You smell funny..." And I said, "Bitch thats just my B.O."!
Nov 2 2007 1:45AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
will smith did it in hitch kinda
Nov 2 2007 2:58AM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
He also did a movie with Micheal Bay, so no.
Nov 2 2007 10:45AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
i want to change my icon to a picture of richard simmons haha
Nov 2 2007 1:31PM
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Hairspray
Posts: 298 - Karma: 14
date me or ill shoot you
Nov 2 2007 5:07PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
the last girl that tried to give me her opinion "accidentally" fell down some stairs and then "accidentally" got peed on
Nov 2 2007 8:11PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
ahahahaha
"BITCH YOU PREGNAT???!?...(No) WANNA GET DAT WAY??"


Nov 2 2007 8:18PM
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Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236

My friend after kissing this girl after their first (and consequently last) date:                                

 "describe that in one word..."

The girl:

"shit" (walks off)

haha, he wasn't expecting that one the cheesy bastard! sucks for him that we were all listening nextdoor! he still hasn't heard the end of it!       
                                                                                                           

Nov 2 2007 8:30PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
if i had knocked her up don't you think i would have included that? i just did it for shits and giggles
Nov 2 2007 8:32PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
hahahaha this thread just went to epic status
Nov 2 2007 8:40PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
My life today consisted of a mid-term and lots of fucking work, which I didnt get payed for. You two made me smile.
Nov 2 2007 9:18PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
ahahaah you guys rock
definitely putting this in my threads list
Nov 2 2007 9:25PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
"Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

"No."
Nov 2 2007 9:26PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
hahaha....damn.
Nov 2 2007 9:58PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Are you retar... misguided? It's called sarcasm dumbass.
Nov 2 2007 10:05PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
wanna go get a burger and fuck?
Nov 2 2007 10:31PM
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*Michael*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 73
was that the day before yesterday, yesterday and today?
Nov 2 2007 10:40PM
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Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236
have some chicken, maybe some sex, y'know, see what happens...
Nov 2 2007 10:40PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
with a gun, hahahahahah
Nov 2 2007 10:44PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
it's always good to hear that's ones shenanigans are appreciated, now everyone get drunk and lose some respect for women
Nov 2 2007 11:53PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Next time put an E-Sarcasm meter on it.
Nov 3 2007 11:23AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I went to Cowgirls Inc last night. Its a bar that kinda has a western theme, girls dancing on the bar Coyote Ugly style... anyways, my friends and i have a few drinks, we go out dancing... and then sometime later I realize that not only have I drifted away from my friends, but I've somehow become encapsulated by fat chicks. I really dont throw 'fat' around when I'm talking about girls (I have respect issues), but these women were seriously, incredibly, obese. I backpedaled as fast as I could, but had to jump up onto the stage behind me to get away. Some dude followed me and started dancing with a girl up there, but the security guard literally pushed him off of the stage, and he nearly landed on me, instead crushing some chick (who was actually kinda hot, even though her boyfriend looked like he was about to commit murder). There was some shouting and shit from the dude, and out of nowhere, fully uniformed Seattle Police close in. The dude who fell off the stage points over at me, but I booked it and snagged my friends, one of whom was dancing on the bar, and got the fuck out of there. Fun night.
Nov 3 2007 12:31PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Dude, you seriously get bitten more than any other person I know. Whats with that, honestly.
Nov 3 2007 2:00PM
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SHampson
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i kissed this girl after a dance that i wanted to ask out at her door.  then i was like "soooo do you wanna go out"  then she was all "yeaaah"  and then there was a long silence.  then i was like "awesome" 
Nov 3 2007 2:45PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Haha, maybe a mouthgaurd? I'd be scared to get blowjobs with one of those types, yeesh.
Nov 3 2007 3:11PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
i still have some bite marks from last night, and my back is pretty scratched up, and i lost respect for yet another girl bahaha
Nov 3 2007 7:15PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
bahahaha
Nov 3 2007 7:31PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
women have self esteem?
Nov 3 2007 8:25PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
WORD
Nov 3 2007 8:50PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
yes but they no longer do, making their past irrelevant, however, i find it quite humorous while they lose the respect of their peers for having one night stands, i gain respect, haha gotta love double standards big pimpin son what what
Nov 3 2007 8:55PM
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Sheltron3030
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 110
Hi. You'll do.
Nov 3 2007 11:21PM
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ButteredToast.
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hahahahaha best ever
Nov 3 2007 11:31PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
chloroform is your best friend, remember kids rape isn't illegal if they cant say no.
Nov 4 2007 1:08AM
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pbandj
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this needs to be BUMPED
Nov 7 2007 7:12PM
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