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The one and only, the heavyweight GOLDEN WHEELCHAIR

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prophet
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We've been on hiatus. We're sorry... but it doesn't mean you all haven't gotten any dumber. The committee has still found time to collect a mellow stream of stupidity. This has essentially become the Golden Wheelchair, October Edition. So without further lily-gilding and fanfaring... I give you the winner... I'll leave the runner up posts for one of my associates.


Part One

Flarestrike
67 Posts
Wannabe

Oct 17 2007
12:39:02
Quote Reply Gravel with 87%....I'm not even American so why am I doing this???

By the way if Obama is a muslim black guy...then isn't he your enemy?
And if Jesus was born in the middle east, isn't he then a muslim, so therefore God is your enemy?

Just putting it out their...


Part Two
Quoting almostaskier$ from Oct 17 2007 1:39:19:
Oh.

My.

God.

Jesus was JEWISH you ignoramus. Next time you try to be clever, make sure you know what the heck you're talking about.

 Flarestrike
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Wannabe

Oct 17 2007
1:41:14
Quote Reply But was he or was he not born in the middle east???

And if he was Jewish he would not be Christian...
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Tom.
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hahaha

thats pretty damn funny.

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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,145
Runners up!

artfullydodged
2326 Posts
Addict

Oct 28 2007
6:52:22
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i actually do enjoy thinking, thats why im in the thinkers cult but i don't feel like reading for 10 minutes to provoke a discussion or opinion


jacqui-la-fripui
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Insane
Oct 15 2007
10:05:11
yeah no shit,, my brother used to work in dubai
everybody says like oh bill gates is the richest man in the world,, or donald trumph they have like what 100 billion dollars
thats nothing
some of the oil daddies in dubai own hundreds of trillions of dollars worth of oil. they build cities as a hobby


youvegotsmail
2199 Posts
Addict

Oct 12 2007
1:24:53
Quote Reply Well Yasser Arafat received the Nobel prize for his "effort to create peace in the Middle East" in 1994...so that kind of shows how much that prize is worth.


And lastly, a double dip of Breck-love, because we just couldn't decide which was worse...


breck-love
263 Posts
Loner
Oct 21 2007
11:51:51
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m sick of eating the corporate feast of bland existence. everywhere i go the heroes of capitalism shout at me with their tired images and exploited products. but i dont fear the greed because the great economists of the day predict the system is going to crash. americans can only live like consumption whores for so long. The honey moon is ending. When it crashes and society erupts into a warzone of confused conformists i will be there standing above the rubble to smile at the new america.

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Subject: Inventors are blind idiots!
breck-love
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Loner
Oct 22 2007
12:01:02
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what the hell where they thinking when they invented the machine gun, the atomic bomb, land mines, and agent orange? you would think the great minds would see the bigger picture. that shit makes me really fucking sick for sure. they werent smart they were fools blinded by greed. everyone of them should be lined up and shot. why the fuck didnt they say fuck you, im going to build something to actually help people? god damn i so pissed off right now. people suck!
ohh and another thing you know the bomb we dropped on japan? u know the one that killed thousands, and left generations of mutated souls? well yeah we didnt need to drop the bitch cause the war was over and the asians were beat to shit. the bomb was just a big show to scare the fucking commies. if i was the pilot i would drop the bitch in the sea, flip off my officers and tell everyone that america fucking blows a big dick. people fucking suck and politicians are dirty rats, and mormons suck and conformity sucks and capitalism sucks and skiing rules!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cmeriptahoe
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o man. that dubai thread was epic. haha. i cannot believe the kid who won though. really? is that how far our world has gown down the toilet? haha.
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Nicholas.
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wow the winner just redefined ignorance, jesus christ haha (no pun intended)
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sack
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hahaha, those runners up are pretty golden as well!
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HHB
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wow breck love needs to take a history class on WW2 and japanese culture. we dropped the bomb to save our troops lives because japan has a tendency to fight to the death.

some people on this site need to get in touch with reality
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peterriley2
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i think 'next time you try to be clever, make sure you know what the heck you're talking about.' was the really golden part.
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ax_murderer
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how was this the golden part???????
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artfullydodged
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hahaha yes

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artfullydodged
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i prbly should have read that over before i posted it haha
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Flarestrike killed it there. Just straight up won the award without even being touched by anyone.
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Von
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"Well Yasser Arafat received the Nobel prize for his "effort to create peace in the Middle East" in 1994...so that kind of shows how much that prize is worth."

That quote didn't seem all to idiotic, Yasser Arafat winning the nobel peace prize was kind of a joke.
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sherpasrock
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i thought for sure jacqui-la-fripui had it for the dubai thread, but wow, flarestrike has gone to a new level on that one...
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jimmychung
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hahah oh jeez those are baaaaad, i had a feeling some of those would be in it, but i never saw those winning ones where was that???  i can't believe that at all, no one knows that little. just putting it out there since i didn't see it mentioned, obama is not muslim, he is a christian.

i just have to say this to satisfy myself.
born in middle east = muslim
muslim = enemy
HAHAHAHAHA
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jimmychung
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i agree...? how was that golden?
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
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my goodness, i love seeing how ignorant some people can be.
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skogenjake
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breck-love
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Loner
Oct 21 2007
11:51:51
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m sick of eating the corporate feast of bland existence. everywhere i go the heroes of capitalism shout at me with their tired images and exploited products. but i dont fear the greed because the great economists of the day predict the system is going to crash. americans can only live like consumption whores for so long. The honey moon is ending. When it crashes and society erupts into a warzone of confused conformists i will be there standing above the rubble to smile at the new america.

this is my pick for life
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RudyGarmisch
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Hooray, we have one for next edition already!
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doublexl
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i can honestly say breck-love is the stupedist person on here
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RudyGarmisch
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Even in the face of flarestrike?
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comeatmebro
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hahaha holy shit this could qualify for the next?!?!?!
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Already putting in your nomination or what?
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freestyler540
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Yeah those post were really stupid...Both should be on the Hall of Fame


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almostaskier
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i couldn't believe it got worse after his initial post... i seriously was stunned for a bit after that...

good entries.
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Alexander_Keith
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Jesus was JEWISH you ignoramus. Next time you try to be clever, make sure you know what the heck you're talking about.

Im not seeing the idiocy of this one. Jesus was Jewish. Christianity followed from the teachings of Jesus which are depicted by the gospels in the Bible.
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almostaskier
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That was merely the context for his next response...
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J.D.
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It wasn't stupid, it was correct. But Flarestrike's 2nd moronic comment wouldn't have made any sense (as if it does anyway) if we hadn't put it in there.
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RudyGarmisch
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Yeah, that was actually three posts. The guy posted, then Patty replied in absolute disbelief at his stupidity, and then "flarestrike" quoted him and followed up with an even more unbelievable statement that left me speechless.
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spere
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hahaha wow, this should be a sticky and there should be new awards each month, maybe we could even vote on them
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RudyGarmisch
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Oh dear. Oh dear dear dear...
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TannerBalls
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i still keep my GOLDEN WHEEL CHAIR AWARD on the mantel above my fireplace
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CMF
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this thread makes me giggle then cry
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alaskakid
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Dude, jacqui-la-fripui is the stupidest, and all of NS unitedly owned his stupid ass. Quinny was the pimp finger though
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RudyGarmisch
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D-loc is still and will always be the biggest dipshit to grace NS.
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Von
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Do you seriously think that Arafat deserved the peace prize? I don't think its a stupid position to think that he didn't.
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spere
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:)
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RudyGarmisch
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Arafat deserved it, without him the Middle East would have been a bloodbath most of the 20th century. I'll save my full explanation and position for another thread, so if you want to go and make one, I'll contribute my 2 cents there, not in this most revered of NS tradition threads.
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J.D.
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It was more the implication that the Nobel Peace Prize isn't a meaningful award.
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jimmychung
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can someone direct me to the thread this is from, i need to see how the hell this came about.
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TannerBalls
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if you don't know you never will
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Download-My-Apps
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I disagree. It was to prove a point.

However, brecklove got a little carried away.
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currentwestman
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i'm gonna try not to sound stupid here so that i dont get nominated for next month, so i think i have my facts straight here:

Muslim is not a religion. Therefore u can be muslim and Christian.  Muslim refers to someone who was born in the middle eastern area (not sure of the specific location).  The typical religion is the M.E. is Islam.  So u can be a muslim christian or a muslim islamic person.......i think
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wrenegade
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too late
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jimmychung
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wrong.

a muslim is someone who practices the religion of islam. you cannot be a muslim christian, you can be a christian born in the middle east. you technically can be a muslim islamic person, but because muslim is define as 'islamic person', then that's redundant. someone born in the middle east is just middle eastern.
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TheButterHashira
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every single one of those responses own the shit out of the comment that won me this award. must be the monh long award
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RudyGarmisch
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Ha.

HAHAHAHHA.

You're nominated, well done.
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SkierX
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Thank you for submitting your nomination!
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almostaskier
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... not well enough.
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sack
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hahahaha. did this one actually win?
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RudyGarmisch
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Bump.
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