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kissing burns 26 calories per minute

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3ski6guy0
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i read on a snapple cap that kissing burns 26 calories per minute. thats pretty crazy. so if u want to lose weight, go make out with someone everyday for like 1 hour.
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ThisAngelicRage
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What about tapping your leg? I do that all the time. Takes more energy and is more enjoyable than making out.




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dilla_says_go
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what about tapping your ass? now thats what i call exercise haha (kidding)

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HaHaHa!


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Sep 3 2003 2:46AM
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Naturalbornskier
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more enjoyable? wtf?
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Sep 3 2003 2:50AM
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caylorswift
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havin sex burns 150 calories an hour


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Sep 3 2003 3:00AM
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petek
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there's no way thats true sam, maybe for old ppl or somethin, but holy shit that takes a lot out of some1, you can dehydrate doin that as well.



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Sep 3 2003 3:23AM
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caylorswift
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well, think about it. when your in your target heart rate zone, and when your jogging, your only burning about 10 calories per minute. so 150 sounds right to me.


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Sep 3 2003 3:27AM
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petek
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but if you think about it, its not only humping, kissing is involved, oh yeah, u may be right, because there is no man alive that can go one hour, pbly even 15 minutes, without it coming(hehehe) to an abrupt end.



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Sep 3 2003 3:29AM
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Vtsnowski
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nice to know




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Sep 3 2003 3:31AM
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lagwagon
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im one big calorie.
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Sep 3 2003 3:40AM
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petek
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sometimes lagwagon makes me laugh



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Sep 3 2003 3:45AM
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fidottio
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caylor sex burns 150calories per minute cause its slow and..uh...slow?


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Sep 3 2003 3:46AM
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petek
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u totally confused me fidito



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
Sep 3 2003 3:49AM
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fidottio
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lol sorry...i do that sometimes..i just thought people were saying that sam's 150/hour estimation was way underestimated so i said its just cause he's slow..i'm dissing sam caylor lol but not really cause he's a great guy :)


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Sep 3 2003 3:50AM
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petek
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the words caylor, and sex shouldnt be in the same sentence without no or not.j/k sammy boy



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Sep 3 2003 3:54AM
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petek
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does it burn 26 calories extra, or 26 calories are lost when u kiss. I mean, its not an arguos task, unless ure drooling all over each other porn style.



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Sep 3 2003 3:58AM
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Tiffy
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You mean you don't normally drool all over each other when you make out? Damn... you're wierd... And forget what I said Pete, we're never gonna hook up if your not into the drooling thing....
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Sep 3 2003 4:25AM
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h3ofilms
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if kissing burns that, then sex must be quite a workout...except im always hungry after sex...so it cancels out
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Sep 3 2003 4:27AM
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pocket-rocket
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1st, im all about thedrolling thing

2nd, kiss=26 calories a minute
sexe= 150 an hour..somethng must be wrong..

3rd...what the fuck are you saying no men alive can do it for anhour..only 15mins...
must be cuz you are 15 years old...just wait man..
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Sep 3 2003 4:28AM
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*Neil
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if kissing is 26 cals a minut eating out a chick must be like 300 a min
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Sep 3 2003 4:29AM
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lineskier10
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26 a minute is a lot and what kind of kissing is this, cause there are a lot of variables
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Sep 3 2003 4:34AM
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dilla_says_go
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haha 15 mins? damn son talk about a quickie. its waaaaaay better if you take your time and work it.

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Sep 3 2003 4:35AM
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teresak2
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i know this is kinda off the subject, but the aaverage male's semen contains 12-15 calories.


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Sep 3 2003 4:49AM
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gsqueen
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best pick up line ever huh reestra
can i try your 15 calories?


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Sep 3 2003 5:55AM
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Tiffy
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I love it!! That's a great pick up line, but I don't think I could ever use that other than jokingly on a guy friend...
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teresak2
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dude Mar, try that on PJ... ha ha ha, hed luv then, youd get the smile... ;)


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Sep 4 2003 2:54AM
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3ski6guy0
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No, its 'Want to burn some calories together?' or something like that.
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Sep 4 2003 3:57AM
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petek
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my god pocket-rocket, when i lost it it was only 5 minutes, but gimme a break it was my first time(and i'm bein totally honest, unlike many a ppl on this site). Not to mention the average jerk off time for guys is less than 5 minutes, and talking to countless chiks average time before the most experienced guy goes off before 15 mins is up. And sloppy kisses are really disgusting, i have never met a single chik that likes em. I'm not tryin to brag, unlike some ppl on this site, because ITS A FUCKING WEBSITE, NOBODY CARES, and if they do, then they pbly have no sex life.



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Sep 4 2003 4:03AM
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mommy
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sex with sam caylor is a work out. it takes at least 20 pushups just to pry yourself from his fat, sticky skin when your done plugging his anal cavity.
Sep 4 2003 4:07AM
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caylorswift
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^shhhhh


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petek doesnt care what ppl thinks... he just likes to waist time writting big post clarrifing any stupid things he says so ppl dont think his an ideot
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Sep 4 2003 4:32AM
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SNOWMAN17
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who the fuck cares how many calories u burn having sex.......ur having sex its awsome alone, shit id do it even if i gained 10 lbs everytime
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Sep 4 2003 4:32AM
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petek
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one of these days when u learn how to read and spell neil, u will realize that i said nobody cares, not that i dont care. Mauron



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Sep 4 2003 4:39AM
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gsqueen
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ok yes this is way delayed but yes teresa i should use that on pj




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the trick is to think about baseball its not polite to get off before she does. or if your that quick just eat the shit out of it before u fuck her


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Sep 4 2003 7:40AM
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five0
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someone come and kiss my ass and see if they lose the calories
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Sep 4 2003 12:07PM
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that's 26 calories I'll never burn.
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Sep 4 2003 3:36PM
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ahahahaahhahahhahaha, that's good melvs.........
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modest mouse song all-nite diner...'when i have sex im always thinking about the apvement to prevent pre-mature ejaculation...'
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Sep 4 2003 10:57PM
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**pavement

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Sep 4 2003 10:57PM
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that's for the tip wookie.. or something..


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Sep 5 2003 12:40AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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has anybody here ever wondered about what would happen if you overdoesed on those like anti-pre-mautre ejacuilation pills???????

like how can it work without taking away pleasure???

haha, damn that was random!


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Sep 5 2003 12:41AM
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What_A_Wookie
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which brings me to my next question...how many calories does chewing beef jerky burn
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Sep 5 2003 2:11AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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idk, but one once of natural style beef jerky has 80 calories... you probably burn that off while chewing it so it's all good


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Sep 5 2003 2:47AM
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3ski6guy0
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hahahahahhaam i say 100 per piece because that stuff takes like 5 minutes to eat
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