Replying to What happens when youre hungry and theres no food...

so my mom had been gone all weekend. so obviously, there are no groceries.
my dad took me out to breakfast, which is sweet, but then i was hungry again. I figure a PB&J would hit the spot juuuuuuuust fine, so i go to the kitchen to make one.
unfortunately we have no peanut butter. or bread. which are two pretty important ingredients in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. so i brain storm. we do have delicious passion fruit jelly. and tortillas! but still no peanut butter. then i see our trader joes chunky soy bean butter. oh God. it had to be done. so basically i just had a soy bean and passion fruit jelly tortilla. any stories of your hunger driven experimentations?