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Sneaking Weed on airplanes

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JeffersonDavis
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good or bad idea? How easy is it for this to be done. I need answers quickly
18 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
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or if you wont to be relay legit you just make brownies and eat them on the plan.
17 years ago
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powder_weasel
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Worked for me many times.  And double bag that shit in ziplocks and also helps to wrap it in medical tape or something to compress and help contain it.  Rarely do they have drug sniffing dogs just walking around airports, those are explosives dogs, they can't do both.  Drug sniffing dogs are mainly kept at borders, looking for large shipments.  That being said, they do have the "poofer" machines now at security checkpoints in airports.  My only experience in the poofer was while I was not carrying anything but I was wearing pot-smoke saturated clothes. They didn't pull me aside for a search.  More information is needed on the subject.

17 years ago
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saucybiscuits
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put it ur carry on luggage......?
17 years ago
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Dr.Dank
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My cousin brought six glass pieces back to Connecticut from Florida. He just wore cargo shorts under sweat pants and was fine. They found a one hitter in his back pack and they still didn't search him. If he could do six glass bowls, a gram wouldn't be that difficult.
17 years ago
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potatofarmer
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having a piece isn't illegal, people use it for tobbacie!
17 years ago
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jib-unit00
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it is when you have resin in it
17 years ago
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potatofarmer
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well yes, I assumed he had just bought them
17 years ago
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huckaberry
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dont smoke weed in the first place
17 years ago
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aja_kiki
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i know a few people that have gotten away with it easily, but i would rather not risk it. ...anyways ive heard
"put it in your deoderant stick", weird but whatever works haha...

anyways just to let you know they put security checks on random tickets...like completely at random because they have to pat down a few people at least a day yaknow? so my friend that was carrying it back from utah to vermont got checked...but again...the deoderant saved him. somehow.
17 years ago
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doritos
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That is actually a hella dope idea. Take the stick out, cut off all but the very top, put all your shit around the screw, and then screw in the top part over your shit. Anyone who opens it will see and smell nothing but underarm odor eliminator. Thanks for the tiiiipppses.
17 years ago
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grahamhowe
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if your only bringing acouple g's then just put it in your pocket. if they catch you youll get in a lot more trouble if your trying to hide it.
17 years ago
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comeatmebro
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why would you get in more trouble if you are trying to hide it?
17 years ago
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doritos
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Explain your position using at least eight quotes and three different sources, only one of which can be an online source.
17 years ago
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Boodje.
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this thread is epic.
17 years ago
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.SteezusChrist.
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FTW
17 years ago
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Dr.Dank
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He was not 18 at the time. thus making it illegal.
17 years ago
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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i am going to pc should i do it? ahhhhhhhh
17 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
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pussy
17 years ago
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wev-skis
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haha i laughed

17 years ago
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doritos
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If I see a dog, I am booking it as inconspicuously as possible in the opposite direction. I rarely see them, but I wouldn't even take the risk if I was going through a major airport like JFK.
17 years ago
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Reptar.
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only if you bring me some.
17 years ago
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SolMi
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possession is possession whether it's up your ass or in you pocket

i would just say put it in your pocket i have never seen a dog in a airport in the states or if you are super paranoid the deodorant thing sounds pretty legit
17 years ago
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vzdz
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just get a vaccum sealer, and make the plastic sheet fit into your wallet like a card... my friend fit an 8th in his wallet in sealed plastic about the size of a credit card and traveled overseas.
17 years ago
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BxB
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I just make sure my chron is airsealed.....then hide it inside of compression shorts, works everytime.
Cracks a whole new game though boys

17 years ago
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aja_kiki
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no problem :) u could even keep your shit in a little ziplock bag underneath some deoderant. like dont fully empty the deodorant out. have it so its used enough to ahve like an inch left of deoderant left on the stick. twist it all the way off. put your weed in, and then put the deoderant back on the stick and reel it down.


insta-invisibility-cloak-weed




oooo and i just completely repeated what you said...haha oops
17 years ago
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Crossmainst22
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Just do like everyone is saying, be calm relaxed and smart...


Wrap it up make sure it dont smell and tape it to your taint area, right behind your balls...


Even if they search you they aren't going to go in that area and if they do thats borderline molestation charges lol...


Also be smart in most airports you can see the security check point from a point far enough that you will see if they have search dogs and/or that air blower...

If your extra sketched about getting caught at that point because you see something, just go to the bathroom and cut your losses cuz its not worth going to jail cuz your stupid...

Or if you don't want to flush it and are crazy enough about needing weed I suppose you could go to the bathroom and shove it up your ass you most likely wouldn't get caught by anyone that way...
17 years ago
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anthony_B
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Smoke it before you get on the plane and do work. Anyone...

"PANIC"
17 years ago
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doritos
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... Air blowers? Uh oh.
17 years ago
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freshpowder41
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I would say the best ideas ive heard from this thread is up your ass or the can of chew idea. because even if they screen that its just going to look like chew and it will help with the smell if there are dogs. and the whole idea on them just being bomb dogs seems weird to me. couldnt they be both? just a thought i really have no idea. the size of the airport is also a huge factor. i have seen dogs in big airports but if your just flying out of some dinky ass airport in a smaller town i wouldn't even worry about there being dogs blowers or any of that. what do the blowers do anyway?
17 years ago
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powder_weasel
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The dogs can't be both.

They have these "poofer" machines at airports that you stand in and they blow a puff of air over you then they do some kind of analysis of the chemicals that come off of you.  Like I said in an earlier post, I went through one once, I was not carrying weed but my clothes were saturated with pot smoke and I was not pulled aside.  So I'm hoping someone else has more information on what they do.

17 years ago
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Crossmainst22
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Its easy homie, I just did it yesterday granted I flew out of Reno but whatever lol...

I wore some compression shorts took the weed double ceran wrapped it, then put it in a condom (dont ask me why) and then put it in another bag so no smell, then tucked it behind my sack then put on another pair of boxers over the compression shorts. Then I just finished out the outfit with some pants and a polo walked right through security no problem, now I got that fresh cali kush wit me out in the FLA....
17 years ago
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DDrem.
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done it.

1. put it in regular ziplock back. tied it and lit the tie so the plastic melted to a seal
2. repeat step 1, but with a hefty meat/freezer bag. light it shut after tieing
3. wrap it in saran rap.
4. spray it with axe
5. put it in another hefty meat bag, full of axe spray, light and seal
6. cover all surface with electrical tape
7. wear compression shorts with a cup holder and let it chill on your gooch

i dont know if you need all these steps, but i flew from dulles, va to minnesota to utah like this. no matter what happens, do not take it out until your away from the airport. and dont stress about seeing a dog. they are trained to smell bombs, not weed, because if you think about it, there may be a person who rolled a blunt before flying and is covered with keefe or residue or whatever and smell like smoke and they never get caught.

good luck
17 years ago
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smokingmonkey
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this is a terrible terrible idea, I know a guy who brought a little bit back with him from mexico, they caught him in michigan and charged him with Federal Crimes including crossing a state and federal border with a controlled substance, charged him once for every state border and once for the mexico border. three years for the mexican, 6 months for each state border, plus possesion charges and charges for intent to distribute...3 years + 6 months * 7 borders + 5 years intent to sell + 3 months possesion, totaled to almost 12 years...in the end they were lenient and parolled him after a year and a half...still, friggin A
17 years ago
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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dam that is hardcore........................what about putting weed under the sold of ur ski boots
17 years ago
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49566738265
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YOU ARE AN IDIOT

Don't even consider that shit.
17 years ago
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hucksplat
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my buddy from utah came to BC and bought a few grams of pretty stinky dope to bring home.  he jus tput it in plactic baggies and taped it to his nuts.  really
17 years ago
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ktollefson_1080
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get a new pill bottle.

put the chronic in the pill bottle last second b4 you leave to the airport.

cause its supposed to take like an hour b4 the smell gets out that dogs can smell.

keep it on you at all times.




17 years ago
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eastAR5
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I am proud to say that I am the only one i have ever talked to who has smoked in an airplane bathroom. 2 hits of a J when i was 16 on a flight to Las Vegas, covered the smoke alarm with wet paper towels, blew the smoke into the toilet let the suction take it down
17 years ago
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TheButterHashira
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How about they just make the shit legal so they can sell it inside the airport gates?
17 years ago
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purpleflurple
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Bad idea. Just buy some where ever u go.
17 years ago
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ragadytrees
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It is completely legit, i went on a plane with a couple grams in my pocket and didn't even realize that i had it with me till the plane was in the air.  it might be different in the states but in Canada i have never seen a drug sniffing dog just chillen in the airport
17 years ago
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powder_weasel
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Never do that! Always keep it on you if you are going to carry.
17 years ago
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powder_weasel
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Bad idea.

 Double bag that shit, cover it in medical or electrical tape and crotch it with your preferred method.

17 years ago
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DayMan
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My friend once snuck a joint onto a plane by hiding it under his nuts
13 years ago
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Sleepercell
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My friends dad took a quarter once through security duct taped to his stomach. If you are walking through one of those body scanners abort the mission because they will see it. If you get a regular metal detector it should be chill. There are sometimes lines that feed to only a metal detector so look for that line and you are clear.

I've taken edibles onto the plane no problem. By far the safest route.
13 years ago
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t.dough
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Going to CO last year I had a little panic attack waiting to go through security because I thought I left some weed in my bag, I went to the bathroom and tore apart my bag looking for it but never found any. Got back in to line, went through security without any problems, arrived in Colorado, first day skiing I found a quarter in my jacket pocket. Not a really big deal and nothing came of it but thinking about what might have happened freaks me out.
13 years ago
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skifoo
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If they pick you up to get special checked, you will get caught. They check your items and xray you.
13 years ago
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Sleepercell
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Hahaha. I was too stoned in the security line and I ended up tripping thinking I had a big thing of tooth paste and took everything out of my bag on the conveyer belt. I held up the line for a good 2 minutes and people were getting heated. Ended up finding nothing over 3 ounces and I got super paranoid.

One of my friends got his bag searched because he forgot about a piece in his backpack. They ended up taking the piece that was chalked  full of resin. He was lucky that he had his medical marijuana ID with him or he would have been fucked.
13 years ago
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theabortionator
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It's retarded.


I understand that kids think you can't buy weed everywhere in america any time, but still. Why risk it. TSA blows enough when you aren't doing anything illegal.


I know people that would intentionally bring a little bit of nug with them, it was like sweet jesus you're dumb. Half the time you can find somebody right in the airport that's trying to get rid of theirs before they fly.


If you're going to bring something on a plane at least make it worth while. But seriously if you need something that bad just fucking overnight ship that shit.
13 years ago
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