Replying to College In Utah = Shittiest Time Ever

I'm from the east and decided to come to Utah for the skiing not realizing how dull and shitty it was goning to be becasue of the mormons. There is no way I'm comming back but I really want to go to a school near really good mountains. Any suggestions? Any schools near Whistler? I need to go to a school where there is dope skiing and where people reserve thier Sundays for sleeping off hangovers instead of going to church. Boulder would be sick as hell but I heard out of state tutiton is really expensive.