Replying to So today...

I live in a small town named Muscatine in Iowa. We are known for our unusually high teen pregnancy rate. Well in my Spanish 3 class i sit next to a black chick who is pregnant (no stereotype there?) She is 17 and was 9 months pregnant so conveniently in the middle of class her water breaks, the shit got on my leg and all over my foot and shoe, basically i had smelly piss water all over my freaking foot. Then she started like gulping for air taking huge breaths and was like saying she needed help... me being the only one sitting around her instantly shouted "O SHIT!" and started spazzing out. i had no clue what to do. Luckily my spanish teacher has popped a few out and got Marissa (pregnant chick) to clam down and took her to the hospital. All the while i still had smelly piss water that splurged out on to my leg... i didnt wanna touch it to clean it off so it kinda stayed there for a while until i came to my senses and grabbed a huge roll of paper towels and cleaned it off. Im just fucking glad she didnt go into labor... that would have made for an even more fucked up day