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There's a skunk chillen in my driveway...
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What the fuck. I have to leave the house right now to pick up pizza with my sister. I'm hungry...what shall I do?
So tempting to go out there and shoot it with my pellet gun...
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create a works bomb and throw it near it. be humane. is your sister hot.
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chances are if you walk out it will run away. and dont shoot it.... you will regret it about 15 minutes after you do.
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this isn't about my sister...this is about satisfying my hunger
i've eaten all the string cheese in the house already..
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hahahahahahah so random, yet so appropriate for this situation.
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try to scare it away from a distance, chances are it is going to spray. your driveway will stink for awhile but you will get your pizza. My dog ripped a skunk in half once and our yard smelled like a skunk for weeks. my wife got sprayed by a skunk in our yard while on my bike and my bike also smelled for awhile. it all depends on how bad you want your pizza?
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seriously man hot sister or not throw a works bomb at it!
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haha at my house they are everywhere throw a rock at it
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wtf! the link diddn't work. just throw a rock at it, like everyone else said.
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kill it grill it and through it on your pizza
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haha my friend and I were driving on some kids land that is just a feild, and we had to get to the corner of the land and this skunk just hopped out of the tall grass and started running if front of the car, so we went really slow behind it so it wouldnt spray, that thing walked in front of us for like 25 yards. but it didnt spray, and that is good becuase it could have stunk up that whole feild
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ive eaten skunk before.....
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