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C.Royce
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he is hilarious im watching the VMAs... you gotta watch where you seat people put can't put nas by 50 cent or ja rule by whoever..then we got the olsson twins here so we gotta put r kelly WAY over there
haha i love that guy
Aug 31 2003 6:38AM
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petek
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chris rock is the BEST black comedian. Fuck smith, cosby. And definately fuck martin lawrence, he's terrible.



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Aug 31 2003 6:40AM
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BrodyLeven
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yeah, like, all I've seen was his intro, but it was really pretty funny. during the JV game today at soccer, i was telling some people some of the jokes, they were laughing pretty good (varsity sits and watches JV)


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Aug 31 2003 6:40AM
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C.Royce
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'Our next presenter saves a lot of money on Mother's Day. Give it up for Eminem!'
Aug 31 2003 7:06AM
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C.Royce
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'Our next presenter is being sued by more people than the Catholic church. Give it up for P. Diddy!'
Aug 31 2003 7:06AM
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C.Royce
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'You gotta watch out for Ashton Kutcher, 'cause he'll take your girlfriend and your mother ... I don't think he's in love with Demi Moore. I just think he's trying to punk Bruce Willis!'
Aug 31 2003 7:07AM
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dpoiii
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ashton is a true motherfucker
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Aug 31 2003 7:09AM
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petek
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lol, its funny cuz its true...



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
Aug 31 2003 7:11AM
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P-JO
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haha, that was some good stuff, thats hilarious what he said about r kelly.




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Aug 31 2003 7:11AM
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freeze_pooter
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ssssssssssooooooooooooooo funny
Aug 31 2003 7:22AM
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dpoiii
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he was like 'good charlotte..eh...how about a mediocre green day' after they performed
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Aug 31 2003 7:32AM
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P-JO
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I wonder if he wrote that script/jokes for the VMA's. Probably not.




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Aug 31 2003 7:36AM
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PurpleSkier
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xtina and brit, and madonna kissed! whoop
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Aug 31 2003 7:55AM
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C.Royce
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i think he does...he's a comedian, thats his job ^^
Aug 31 2003 8:14AM
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jismontheslopes
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oh man i hope then rerun that sounds funny
Aug 31 2003 9:20AM
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cj
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50 cent - that guys taken more shots in the face than jenna jameison

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Aug 31 2003 9:26AM
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dpoiii
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chris has a writing partner and they come up with all his stuff together
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Aug 31 2003 2:58PM
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jksl
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they aint never try to punk and black rapper's, i mean i wanna see them try to punk DMX...
hye dmx, you been punk'd!
oh yea, well you been stabbed

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Aug 31 2003 3:00PM
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marlin_102
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i dunno cj, jenna's taken quite a few shots in the face in her time. i dont think 50's far back tho.


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Aug 31 2003 4:31PM
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Brittany gave Madonna tongue


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Aug 31 2003 4:46PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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chris rock is the best

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Aug 31 2003 4:47PM
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weazelzb
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haha olssen twins... r kelley hah

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Aug 31 2003 5:06PM
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rhcp
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i love his trenchcoat mafia/columbine skit. 'what the fuck is up with the trenchcoat mafia. trenchcoat mafia! they had 'no friends' everyone made fun of them. THEY WAS SIX OF THEM MOTHERFUCKERS! i didnt have six friends in high school! i dont have six friends now!'
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Aug 31 2003 6:49PM
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gretegirl
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I'm watching it right now.... rerun... so funny
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Aug 31 2003 6:52PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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he's so fucking funny. 'Black people vs niggers' is one of the funniest stand-up routines ever done. he does write his stuff with one other guy, but the two of them do all of his stuff. read Rock This by him, its fucking hilarious

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Aug 31 2003 7:42PM
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JFerg
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yea his standup is fukin hilarious... oo yea good shit

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Aug 31 2003 10:07PM
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tan
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black people and niggers is great. my favorite is Dennis Leary, no cure for cancer


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Aug 31 2003 10:23PM
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Nickskier
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Man that Chris Rock, you think he's the most racist man in the world, then you find out he's black!
Aug 31 2003 10:25PM
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Skibum420
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life sucks get a fucking helmit


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Sep 1 2003 2:14AM
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TheProfitSkier
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chris rock is the funniest guy
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Sep 1 2003 2:22AM
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mikehasahotmom
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ya hes better than dave chappell sucks chris's show got cancelled
Sep 1 2003 2:33AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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^^ another completely useless post. die bitch

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Sep 1 2003 2:56AM
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cj
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nigga please cerial.

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Sep 1 2003 2:56AM
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AJ_concepts
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if you like chris rock, d/l the song 'no sex, in the champaign (sp.) room' great song by him, so funny
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Sep 1 2003 4:47AM
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petek
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from the makers of cracker ass crackers, comes the cereal 'niggah please'



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
Sep 1 2003 6:18AM
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Ghost
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Bigger, Blacker Uncut.

was pretty funny.

He also does a song with Ice CUBE.. - 'you ain't gotta lie to kick it'

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Sep 1 2003 8:03AM
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doghoy
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great comedian

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Sep 1 2003 11:56PM
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rhcp
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born suspect is pretty good too

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