Replying to Post-a-joke

Well you get the idea, post jokes for others to enjoy.. share the love!

A kiwi bloke walks into a tearoom (oldschool cafe type thing, common in rural NZ) and asks the owner what the menu is.
He replys "we've got cheese rolls for $3 pies for $5 burgers for $8 and handjobs for $10".

The kiwi bloke goes up to the counter, where a hot blonde girl is serving. He asks "are you the girl that does the handjobs?" She nods and smiles. The kiwi bloke says "Ok, well wash your hands and make me a burger"