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I need some pussy pranks

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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Forks have been used twice now. Some people were gonna put his car on blocks, I want to get it with post its, are those harmless? I've been through the searchbar stuff but I can't find stuff I would consider doing to one of my teachers.


Oct 12 2007 12:29AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
say he molested you
Oct 12 2007 12:32AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
turn all of their stuff around

desk, chair, papers, file cabinets, anything

im serious, it will piss them off so much, i dont even know why
Oct 12 2007 12:32AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
my friend put icy hot cream on a kids toilet paper once. it was pretty epic
Oct 12 2007 12:33AM
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Skillz
Posts: 945 - Karma: 50
Great South Park episode - My parents molestered me!
Oct 12 2007 12:34AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
when in doubt, pee in her butt.
Oct 12 2007 12:54AM
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Ski311
Posts: 595 - Karma: 8
Wait until rain is in the forecast. Collect at least 40 cardboard boxes from your local grocer claiming you need them for moving or something (it doesn't matter what you say since they just crushem anyways). Proceed to construct a large pyramid blocking their drive way. There is nothing more annoying than having to move soaked cardboard. It goes from 1lb to 20lb and many times will rips to shreds. Plus its always fun/impressive to construct large architecture. Take pictures and you may get credit for drafting class.... or arrested.
Oct 12 2007 3:07AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
take the balence wieghts off his wheels, when he hits like 45mph, his car will vibrate like crazy!
Oct 12 2007 9:54AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36

cut his brake fluid line

Oct 12 2007 10:01AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the title of this thread is very misleading.
Oct 12 2007 10:10AM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
Put a pebble in all of his tire hoses, it makes them leak out slow so he has 4 flat tires but it wont do anthing to them.
Oct 12 2007 10:44AM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13
!!!
Oct 12 2007 11:08AM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
steal his headrest. its such an odd thing to steal, he wont ever notice.
Oct 12 2007 11:52AM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
hahah thoat would be awesome. but finding time to do that would be quite dificult
Oct 12 2007 12:23PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I have recently heard that you can stick dried spaghetti in door locks and break it off, making it nearly impossible for the key to function until you suck out the broken pieces by vacuum.
Oct 12 2007 2:47PM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
deflate her tires, just dont pop them... then the po gets involved
Oct 12 2007 2:51PM
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zzyzx
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
hide alarm clocks in the house all set to go at different times 
Oct 12 2007 3:42PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11

if she got tile floors super glue a ton of pennies to the floor

Oct 12 2007 3:44PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
couldnt agree more.
Oct 12 2007 3:57PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
that's a nice harmless one, but would be great
Oct 12 2007 4:10PM
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396222687862
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steal the headrest and put it in their trunk, like in the far back. you can't get into trouble for that, but lots of misery for the driver
Oct 12 2007 4:23PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
you my friend have life figured out
Oct 12 2007 4:54PM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
I would be like WTF, then just grab a chair, and never move anything back.
Oct 12 2007 4:57PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
take her school bag, take everything out of it, turn the bag inside out, put everything back in it and do the zipper back up the best you can.. its guaranteed to annoy + pretty funny for everyone
Oct 12 2007 5:05PM
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Flarestrike
Posts: 437 - Karma: 18
Anyone watch the My Name is Earl episode where all the kids were doing pranks on the teachers???

Try any of them ooooorrrr to be really bad try the ones the teachers used on the kids, like the car exploding.

Or you could set up like one of those novelty horns in the guys car, it would be a wtf moment.
Oct 12 2007 5:21PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
lock her backpack to her desk
Oct 12 2007 6:29PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21

yeah seriously, for some reason i thought it would be pranks on an actual pussy aka. axe wound aka. vageeen aka poon .etc. then you said 'forks have allready been used', and i immediatly believed you were a pretty fucked up person, involving forks and a pussy in any way. but it seems like you wanted to prank a 'pussy' or commit a prank that was a 'pussy' or week thing to do. so i have nothing to contribue on that matter, lol.

Oct 12 2007 7:08PM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
burn down his house...
Oct 12 2007 7:23PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
vasaline on the door handle/car handle
Oct 12 2007 7:30PM
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ColbyV
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 57
send him those free boxes from usps - they add up
Oct 12 2007 7:33PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
yea, the boxes are a good idea, or take the boxes and do what someone eslse said and build a big structure, and if it rains, thats just icing on the cake. also you could put shit (dog shit, any kind really) under his car door handle so he cant see it, then when he opens the door he's stuck his hand in some variety of shit. also you can order pay on delivery dvds (porno's, for the extra little touch) to him, i'm talkin like a ton of dvds that come like every day and stuff. then theres always the order pizza to his house, and watch as the pizza guy comes back again and again, but you have to be close to the guy's house, like be able to see it obviously.
Oct 12 2007 8:31PM
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punkrock32
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 21
Rub icy hot into his deodorant if possible.  We did it to a kid on our baseball team and he was nearly crying, make sure you get enough rubbed in.
Oct 12 2007 8:31PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
Zip tie all sorts of shit to her desk. That's great.
Oct 12 2007 11:16PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
shit in their desk. i did that once. its epic!
Oct 13 2007 12:39AM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
just order 50 pizza's to their house, that one is always good. they cant do shit either. ps order from a payphone
Oct 13 2007 1:21AM
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MOGULS...
Posts: 505 - Karma: 194
saran wrap the car then spary paint it
harmless freaks them out
then its a bitch to get off

its funny it happened to my freind once
Oct 13 2007 1:43AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
call his/her parents. Tell them their child has AIDS. Then tell them that you made a mistake and they only have one AID so its okay.
Oct 13 2007 3:18AM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128

OR you could call there her parents if its a girl and be like, we've got the test results in for _______ and shes pregnant.

Oct 13 2007 3:53AM
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zesty_buddy
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaxO_5JDm70

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RqRC7BvgYs&mode=related&search=

some good kiwi humor

hope it helps
Oct 13 2007 4:51AM
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gnarzard
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
haha thats great
Oct 13 2007 9:36AM
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