Replying to Just woke up to roommate fingering girl in front of my face

Okay, so I’m not great at telling stories, but I am going togive this a good try. My roommate, this girl and I are all watching season 2 ofthe Office and having a good old time (best show ever). I am lying in my bed;my roommate and this girl are lying in his bed.

It is important to note that in on way was I trying to cockblock my roommate. This girl always comes over to watch the Office and alwayslies in either his or my bed. It is also important to notice that they had beendrinking earlier in the night.

Back to the story… Being terribly sleep deprived these lastfew days, my eyes began to become heavy. I know what you are going to say “howcould you possibly fall asleep during the office?” I know; I’m ashamed. So, asI start to drift off, I hear a sound. 

Extremely confused and still dazed, I open my eyes and seewhat appears to be my roommate figuring this girl (under covers). I hear thesound again… moaning. I am a deer in the headlights. What the fuck do I do?

Amazed that I hadn’t yelled or reacted in any physical way,I started to wonder how I should act. I didn’t want to be a cock block/ I wanted to get the fuck out of thereas fast as humanly fucking possible. I decided that the best course of actionwould be to pretend to wake up (loudly as to get noticed) and be like “I’mgoing to go to the common room to get some work done.” It may have not thesmoothest thing I could have done, but I’m fucking tired. I leave, making surenot to look in their direction, grabbing various random items that could bework. Which brings me to now.

Why bother to post this? I’m sexialed, thought its kindafunny, nothing better to do, wanted to improve my writing skills, wanted to getother thoughts on the subject, and after being so rudely waken up I am notlonger tired.

Moral of the story: Don’t fall asleep when watching theOffice or God will punish you.