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Carlos Mencia: World's Biggest Douche?

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hart62
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There is no end to Carlos Mencia's sucking. Now he has resorted to stealing jokes from BILL FUCKING COSBY. Who will he plagiarize next, Gallagher? Here's the video so you can see for yourself:http://www.break.com/index/carlos_mencia_stealing_jokes_from_cosby.html
Oct 10 2007 2:58PM
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bigdaddytmac
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 14
Even if he didn't steal jokes he'd still be a huge douche for taking advantage of the apparently sizeable percentage of our population that thinks the shit that comes from his mouth is somehow comically insightful. De de dee shut the fuck up.
Oct 10 2007 3:02PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
I hate him because he thinks he can say beaner and make it a joke, everytime.
Oct 10 2007 3:06PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
God I hate that man... Boy... Piece of shit

MAKE UP YOUR OWN DAMN JOKES!

Carlos mencia makes Dane Cook look funny...
Oct 10 2007 3:10PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
I hate Ned.
Oct 10 2007 3:13PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
Yah he's been doing that shit for a while, there's stuff all over the internet from different comedians about how he's a thief. 

Either way he's still just about the least funny, least entertaining, and most annoying person on television.

Also, I've begun evaluating new friends I meet by asking them if they like Carlos Mencia...it's actually a REALLY good way to identify who's a dipshit and who isn't.
Oct 10 2007 3:15PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I hate mencia.
Oct 10 2007 3:20PM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
That show has to be most annoying show on Comedy Central, and one of the most stupid and annoying shows on all of TV. I know a kid who actually likes it, and thinks he is funny. I would rather watch horrible shows all day than watch 30 minutes of that fucker.
Oct 10 2007 3:31PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Stealing jokes is poor form for a professional comedian and demonstrates a certain lack of talent.

But I think its funny that people hate on him because of the whole Mexican/Latino thing.  What about all those black comedians that say "nigger" every third word (interlaced with "fuck" and whathaveyou)? So what the hell are guys like Dave Chapelle and Richard Prior all about?
Oct 10 2007 3:33PM
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proZach
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someone told me dane cook steals his jokes too, but i didn't look into it.

joe rogan is my hero.
Oct 10 2007 3:36PM
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eheath
Posts: 61637 - Karma: 123,418
I remember the first time i saw him, i thought he was kind of funny. But now I see that he is just horrible. So annoying.
Oct 10 2007 3:40PM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
why does he have to act out all his jokes? because hes the worlds biggest douche
Oct 10 2007 4:03PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
can we on NS petition to get him off tv
Oct 10 2007 4:05PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
sarah silverman... fucking annoying cunt i dont know how shes still on tv  everyone hates her  
Oct 10 2007 4:20PM
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hurrisun
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ya man i fucking hate her but even worse is that one with the lisp i pretty much think all comedians are douchebags besides chapell seinfeld and bill cosby my family used to have like hours of bill cosby stand up on tape but we lost it it was so funny
Oct 10 2007 4:43PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
comedy central really just has gone downhill since chappelles show stopped.
Oct 10 2007 4:45PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
yah apparently a lot of people in the industry think she's a whore, and my girlfriend can't stand the sound of her voice, but i think she can be kinda funny...in a horrible, deviant kinda way...at least she's pretty original
Oct 10 2007 4:45PM
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Aclique_Clothing
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 19
yea carlos mencia is the biggest piece of shit ever, i wanna kick his ass so bad
Oct 10 2007 4:48PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 152
so much hate on this thread
Oct 10 2007 6:51PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
I hate Carlos too, but why do you guys hate Dane Cook?
Oct 10 2007 7:04PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
his "jokes" arent funny. he just screams alot. that and every 13 year old girl running around quoting him sent me over the edge.
Oct 10 2007 7:13PM
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Monkyboy
Posts: 213 - Karma: 10

All this time I thought I was the only one...how refreashing :)

Oct 10 2007 7:15PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
yup
Oct 10 2007 8:11PM
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Scolson
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I didn't care for his act before Mind of Mencia, but his show is just horrible.  It is the worst show on comedy central by far.  He had a shitty ghalleger sketch on his show where he was crushing obsolete electronics: (holds up cassette tape)  "If you even know what this is you need to kill yourself"  wtf are you retarded Ned?  And the fact that everyone think he is the comic to end all comics doesn't help either.

Dane Cook: kinda funny, but he's really popular and everyone endlessly quoting him makes it gay.


These guys are seriously legit::
Mike Birbiglia - saw him live at a smallish venue and it is the funniest thing I have seen in my life
George Carlin - Simply Genius
Stephen Lynch

Oct 10 2007 8:27PM
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miroz
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i dont like either carlos mencia or dane cook.  I dont find either of them very funny, and i think their jokes are quite crude...thats just my opinion though, like 20 zillion other people at my school love dane cook, but as far as i know, not many people like sr. carlos
Oct 10 2007 8:29PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Honduran would constitute as Latino.
Oct 10 2007 10:13PM
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TheButterHashira
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I'm pretty sure this is the worlds biggest douche
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Oct 10 2007 10:16PM
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Nicholas.
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no dude he changed the joke so much...

cosby said "but you dont care, you know who taught him"

mencia said "AHHHHHHYYYYYYHAYYYYHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHJDBGLJHABDGJAHG:KJANH"H:ADH"BNHdahb;hlkhandlndaslhanngdasngdasng:dagndagkndaglnagdaG:NDAGEAGJKAEGNKJDAGKJ:ADGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

totally different.
Oct 10 2007 10:21PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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you sir, are correct.
Oct 10 2007 10:28PM
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jimmychung
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i hated him even before he was very famous. i remember seeing his comedy central presents special and it was so mild, and he ended with this really weird talk that sounded like it was supposed to be emotional, but it was just stupid. he got old even before he got huge. how is his show still on tv? i don't know a single person who find him even remotely funny. and they're still putting him in movies (the heartbreak kid...which already looked awful to begin with)

is there a petition to get him off the air?
Oct 11 2007 12:56AM
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HOMME
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
mencia is such a piece of shit, he does the same fucking shit over and over, steals other peoples jokes and just bags on the mexican race the whole fuckin time...what a giant tool!
Oct 11 2007 1:51AM
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kgirvan
Posts: 442 - Karma: 53
^^^
Oct 11 2007 6:20AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
na man she's hilarious. its just a different kind of humor. its almost elementary how she gets her jokes across on her shows. its so immature its hilarious. she's a very original comic. the show last night of her licking her dogs ass was hilarious
Oct 11 2007 9:23AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
you sir have no sense of humor. she's hilarious, and her show rocks.
Oct 11 2007 10:18AM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
Goddamnit I forgot to watch
Oct 11 2007 12:21PM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
Carlos is a huge fail, along with anyone who some how finds his stuff funny or over look how he's not mexican, or original. With Dane cook, I don't like him not because he's popular but because his jokes just aren't really funny, he just exaggerates for 20 on describing how he opens a door or get's ready to take a shit.
refer to this http://danecookgenius.ytmnd.com/
Oct 11 2007 12:47PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
it was great. her gay friends got in a fight because they were playing the game of life and one gay guy wouldn't take a man as his wife because he said it was against the law. this is all while they were hiding their bong under a lampshade
Oct 11 2007 1:49PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
The first time I heard his shit, I laughed. The second time, the novelty had worn off and it wasn't all that entertaining anymore.

As for the originality aspect, there's so much overlapping and reusing of ideas overall in comedy that it doesn't bother me if he reuses ideas.

The humor is in the delivery, not the idea.
Oct 11 2007 2:04PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
... Unless the idea is stolen verbatim.
Oct 11 2007 2:27PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
The best was when he got a TAB by mistake and the other guy told him to try it.

It was doubly funny because TAB is awful.
Oct 11 2007 4:38PM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
I had TAB once when I was working in a convenience store. I figured it was just as retarded as RedBull Monster and Rockstar for actual energy so I just went for it. Turns out I was right on so many levels.
Oct 11 2007 8:46PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
actually no, your sense of humor is just childish, crude and immature.

shes not funny, she just says terrible things to get a rise out a people.

her act is completly offensive and stupid.



Oct 14 2007 4:30PM
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sconniestyle
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no.  John Edwards is the worlds biggest douche.  that is the "giant douche" from the great south park mascot vote of giant douche vs. turd sandwich.


Oct 14 2007 4:46PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
You sir, are correct
Oct 14 2007 5:00PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
fuck carlos
Oct 14 2007 6:15PM
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.makuma.
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holy shit. i thought i was the only one that hated carlos mencias guts. he thinks he hilarious, but hes just overly racist, sexist, homophobic, etc...he tries to go along the lines of dave chappelle, but he crosses the line by a long shot. hes not funny whatsoever, and he shouldnt be on tv
Oct 14 2007 6:36PM
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Fintendo
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Actually you're wrong. John Edwards is the biggest douche in The Universe, not in the world. However they never made a note of whether or not the douche mascot was the biggest one on earth; John Edwards probably owns that title through his universal title.
Oct 14 2007 8:05PM
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Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
thats because he is
Oct 14 2007 8:14PM
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sconniestyle
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fair point. 
Oct 16 2007 12:36AM
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tjski
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i agree w/ ya on this one....i dont think he is gouge your eyes out anoying like hillary clinton but he is anoying
Oct 16 2007 1:22AM
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nathanielstyza
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i thought i would bump this because his show is on right now and it is terrible.
Feb 24 2009 10:21PM
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