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bigwhite.steeze
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I win...
Oct 9 2007 10:29PM
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mattster
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you sloppy twat...
Oct 10 2007 1:30AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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how dare you call me sloppy!
Oct 10 2007 9:43PM
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mattster
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yeah no kidding eh?
Oct 14 2007 3:42AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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Quite frankly, I'm appauled.
Oct 14 2007 2:30PM
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mattster
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ohh for sure. just picture it...
sends shivers down your spine...
floppin around and what not...
yikes...
Oct 16 2007 12:45AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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uhggg its horrifying...
like being stuck in a barrel of fish...
squirming and squirming...
BAH!
Oct 16 2007 8:45PM
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mattster
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this is why you shouldnt put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling
Oct 23 2007 12:37AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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i swore it was going to work this time...
Oct 27 2007 11:01PM
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mattster
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no dice grandma...

and there's no way youre going to get the last post in this thread
Feb 29 2008 5:27PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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and how in the world of pickled trousers do you expect me to let YOU have the last post?
Mar 6 2008 11:45PM
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mattster
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imagine tasting the brine from the jar of pickled trousers?

well thats what its gonna taste like when i defeat you in getting the last post in here!
Mar 28 2008 6:58AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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well then YOU will be having quite a foul taste in your mouth!
better go find your listerine!
Apr 9 2008 11:19PM
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mattster
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ohh, ill bring the listerine... all the way to the bank!


Apr 16 2008 6:30AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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where i'll deposit cash money! ohhhh shiizzzzz
Apr 21 2008 9:16PM
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mattster
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well first you need an account at the bank of YOU LOSE!


Apr 25 2008 2:48AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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where YOU WORK!
Apr 28 2008 7:56PM
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mattster
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its just a temp job till my album sales take off... jeeze!
May 6 2008 12:16AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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HA! you call a collection of angry badger noises an album!
May 8 2008 10:57PM
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mattster
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No, but they're selling great as coasters.
May 11 2008 11:29PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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YOUR selling great as coasters!





damn that sucked.
May 28 2008 12:26AM
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mattster
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im pretty sure you could vacuum this room with that post...
May 29 2008 9:08PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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right after i vaccuum yours?
Jun 4 2008 8:09PM
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mattster
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of course... it's a dyson, you can move from room to room without losing suction
Jun 6 2008 10:11PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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that does sound intriguing...
Jun 16 2008 10:48PM
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mattster
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intriguing and affordable!
with only eleven easy payments of eleven ninety five, you too can experience the vacuuming power and erectile dysfunction that you never thought possible!
Jul 17 2008 7:33AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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well i'll be a monkeys uncle!
i might just have to steal yours..muahaha
Aug 4 2008 3:54PM
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mattster
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I can;t believe were still doing this...

man, i was flying to salmon arm and back while you posted that... shenanigans...
Aug 6 2008 1:50AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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i know, you should probly just cut it out one of these times.

shit dude, better not crash your plane.
Aug 10 2008 2:02AM
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mattster
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youre just saying that because you know im going to get the last post in the thread

Aug 14 2008 5:13AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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well ahhhviously but that doesnt have anything to do with tennis.
Aug 14 2008 6:45PM
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mattster
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hey, you with the black soled shoes... geeed auda herre!
Aug 20 2008 12:31AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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dont be hatin on my blue suede shoes!
Aug 29 2008 5:12PM
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mattster
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why does moisture ruin leather? cows are made of leather, they do fine... pooping, getting rained on, eating grass several inches away from their poop...
that's a sweet life
Sep 6 2008 6:03PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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not quite as sweet as a lemur...damn do i wish i was a lemur...
Sep 9 2008 11:40PM
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mattster
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my appartment is infested with koalas... its the cutest infestation ever...
hey guys! dont scatter when i turn the lights on, lemme hold one of you... and pat em on the head....
Sep 10 2008 12:09AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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then you'll get mauled in the face and have permanent koala injuries?
Sep 13 2008 3:55PM
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mattster
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Actually, those things are supposed to be pretty aggressive. Think raccoons, scary shit son...

Sep 15 2008 12:05AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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exactly my point good sir!

i would not be the fool to put my hand in a barrel of zebra`s either!
Sep 15 2008 8:02PM
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mattster
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A friend of mine, Stephen "stumpy" MacPhearson made the same mistake... five times!
Sep 16 2008 1:22AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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that must have been because of the zucchini sickness of 96, so many bad zucchinis...
Sep 22 2008 9:32PM
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mattster
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no way, my family owns a large cucumber stock. we made BILLIONS! BIIIIIILLLIONS!!!!!!!

then we lost it all because we forgot to sell our jackolantern stocks before october 31st 1997
Oct 2 2008 2:05AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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well when you spend all your time staring at frozen kool aid pops then your bound to get distracted!
Oct 5 2008 11:32PM
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mattster
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well why'd you hang them from your front porch, they're just so enticing.
Oct 7 2008 9:54PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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because they make it seem like i have stained glass windows!
Oct 8 2008 6:04PM
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mattster
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ohhhhh... im pickin up what youre puttin down....
Oct 9 2008 3:17AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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ohhh and im puttin back down what your pickin up...
Oct 9 2008 10:03PM
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mattster
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ohh, im catchin what you're throwin...
Oct 11 2008 3:52AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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and im kickin what your catchin...
Oct 11 2008 12:47PM
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mattster
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www.leekspin.com
Oct 17 2008 6:10PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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i made it 37 seconds.

and you better not bring it to a new page, dont you dare!
Oct 19 2008 11:42PM
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