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Bat vs. knife

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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
so i live across from people's park in btown and some fucking homeless people keep stealing shit from our complex- im thinking about arming myself with a bat but im sure those fucked up people (who deserve to die btw) people carry knives.  given similar statures, could i whoop some thieves ass or what
Oct 9 2007 4:19PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
well do they throw knives? cause if so youre fucked and it depends on how fast you can swing a bat. if they can dodge your blow and stab you youre fucked but if you get one or two good blows witht he bat they should be gone
Oct 9 2007 4:21PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Just leave something there that is shiny and metal so they steal it, but before they do run power cables to it from a car battery or something, get it wet too.
Oct 9 2007 4:21PM
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ForestryIs8nice
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ps- homeless people are not good knife throwers or are handy with tools pretty much at all
Oct 9 2007 4:22PM
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j3Di
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Oct 9 2007 5:09PM
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Microcosm
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I thought you meant a real bat. how badass would that be if they tried to steal your shit and were attacked by bats?
Oct 9 2007 5:10PM
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yojimbo
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Bats are relatively dangerous. if you hit someone in the head, it is really easy to kill them by mistake with a bat. I'd recommend a gun then you can just pick off there legs.
Oct 9 2007 5:25PM
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396222687862
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put duct tape and nails on the outside, that way, if theres blood, you can just take the tape off and throw it away, replace with new tape. RENT COLLECTOR
Oct 9 2007 5:27PM
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Ruski
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hahaha same, but i thought it was going to be the thread creator with a knife vs. a bat dunno why that came into my head, wonder who would win though...
Oct 9 2007 5:45PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
think about your logic here bro.

sure, it can kill someone if you hit them in the head with a bat.

so, you recommended a gun instead? that is much more fatal.

Oct 9 2007 5:52PM
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t-roy
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yep same here. hahaha
Oct 9 2007 5:59PM
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killabees
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dude... jokes jokes?
Oct 9 2007 6:03PM
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Geoff.
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my gang war weapon of choice.
Oct 9 2007 6:03PM
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doublexl
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that thingz gnarly.
Oct 9 2007 8:23PM
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BigJew
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Unless they carry fucking swords the Bat will win because of the longer range. And even if they try to stab you a good bat to the arm will break bones. And then you can steal all their shit.
Oct 9 2007 8:28PM
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Onlyexstasy
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What? An empty grocery cart....pop cans and a cardboard box?
Oct 9 2007 8:33PM
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