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Got a San Francisco stripper to pay for my cab faire. So thug.

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PacificRimJob
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Alright.. here is the story...

So my friend has these tickets to a show on November 4th. She calls me up. "DUDE I HAVE TICKETS FOR THIS SHOW TONIGHT! Wanna come with!?"

So I say sure... and after class we make way for the city. We take the Bart (The Bay Area's transit train) to the city and get off... we have to walk about 2 miles to the venue.. not so bad, but its windy and we both were dressed in tshirts... intending on going to a hot, indoor venue.

Anyways... so we finally get there.. they check out tickets. NOVEMBER 4TH. Yeah... I didnt know about this... my friend totally effed up haha.

So anyways... we are frozen, so we hail a cab. We get back down to the station, but we have no cash. (most cabs take visa cards.. this one didnt... weird) anyways... we drive down a ways and find a wells fargo ATM. Cool... only added 15 cents to the faire anyway.

So my friend goes to the ATM and gets a deposit right... and I hold the cab.

All of a sudden this HUUUGE black guy in a really nice suit comes up "you holding this cab for somebody?"

Uh, no.. just waiting for my friend to get cash to pay for the faire.

"alright.. well hold this cab for a minute alright"

sure...

all of a sudden this chick comes up in stupid tall ass heels, and is dressed head to toe in pink velour. Huge Gucci shades on too.

She hands me a five and says in a new jersey accent "thank you for being so courteous my good sir"

At this point I noticed where she had come from. The bank was convieniently placed right next to a wicked huge strip joint. So after this realization, I immediately became super stoked for just having inadvertently made 5 bucks off of a stripper... but THEN, it got better...

"My good sir, I'm in a really big hurry, would you please be so courteous  to let me pay for your cab faire?"

I was blown away at this moment and quickly gave her the goahead. She thanked me, called me "coyteyus" again, and the cab sped off. My friend comes back "wtf where did the cab go? how'd you pay him?" dude.. I didnt.. "wtf he just drove off? that was a 14 dollar faire..." Dude.. its cool. I got a stripper to pay for it... no worries.

Yeah.. my friend was as epicly awestruck as I was. Good times in San Francisco.

Oct 9 2007 6:59AM
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Changethattape
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Pictures or it diddnt happen
Oct 9 2007 7:02AM
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PacificRimJob
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Die.

Oct 9 2007 7:05AM
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*Fujative*
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last time i went to san fan some fucker jacked out car and stole $600 plus of camera gear... nice story thoguh
Oct 9 2007 8:09AM
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t-roy
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sweet dude, cool story.
Oct 9 2007 8:36AM
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SKISUS
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I wonder what the actual odds are of a stipper paying you, instead of the other way around. that's got to be some type of record or something.
Oct 9 2007 9:34AM
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PacificRimJob
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Thats what I'm saying... I was sooo stoked haha.
Oct 9 2007 9:37AM
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kepler.
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you should have started to take your clothes off
Oct 9 2007 9:41AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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nice
Oct 9 2007 9:50AM
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KRASHED
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banned
Oct 9 2007 9:56AM
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StevenSegal
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last time i chackes San Francisco isn't spelled "O-A-K-L-A-N-D"....
Oct 9 2007 10:14AM
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skiminnesota
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did u get her number????                                          



so you  can pay her back:)
Oct 9 2007 10:28AM
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+6I7+Beanz
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Not sayin it didn't happen, but honestly, what stripped says shit like good sir? This aint a tolkien book, it's the real world.

I honestly believed your story till I read that she said shit like that.
Oct 9 2007 10:33AM
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cmeriptahoe
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what show were you going to see? and where was it? or should i say where is it going to be since its on november 4th?
Oct 9 2007 12:33PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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haha typical san francisco fucked up story
Oct 9 2007 1:01PM
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fuzz.
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lol sweet story
Oct 9 2007 1:03PM
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J.D.
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No, what would be thug is if you got a stripper to pay your cab fare home. From her house.
Oct 9 2007 1:05PM
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da-bling
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why didnt u get her to pay for your faire then go home with her?!?!?!
Oct 9 2007 1:58PM
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danedegruyter
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ahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahah i lol'd
Oct 9 2007 2:02PM
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PacificRimJob
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For confirmation of this, we were to see Tiger Army, who plays at the Fillmore on November 4th.
Oct 9 2007 2:39PM
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jimmychung
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AWESOME STORY. that's one to tell the kids 20 years from now.
Oct 9 2007 2:43PM
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PacificRimJob
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Hey... It even sounds funny to me... but I'm simply quoting her. She was from Jersey according to her accent.

Apparently one stripper wants to be just that dignified as to address me as "good sir"
Oct 9 2007 2:49PM
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dave44
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I'm going to San Fran on Oct 18, for like 2 days though.
Oct 9 2007 3:17PM
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Hannah.
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hahaha u didnt tell me about the hooker part haha my good sir funny shit
Oct 9 2007 3:19PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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triple karm +3

Oct 9 2007 3:20PM
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Microcosm
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we have a Jersey accent? sweeet.
nice story though dude. still funny as hell you went on the wrong date.
Oct 9 2007 3:26PM
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PacificRimJob
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Haha. Whatever it was, it sounded a lot like that of a friend I had in high school who was from Hoboken.

and yeah, i wanted to kill my friend.. because I didnt even see the tickets. my friend whipped them out at the door and I didnt even get a chance to see SUNDAY NOVEMBER 4 on there.


so whack hah.
Oct 10 2007 12:59AM
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Alex_G
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no, just karma his ass.
Oct 10 2007 1:27AM
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Microcosm
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hey, it's possible we do, just saying. I'd be so pissed if a friend did that. I assume you gave em hell for that one?
Oct 10 2007 6:36PM
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TerminatorX
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what are you going to tell us next, she's a jew?

a jersey accent and sayings like good sir dont go together.
Oct 10 2007 6:50PM
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PacificRimJob
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Shes a stripper... She's obviously not exposed to the average audience...

Oct 11 2007 7:37PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Hahahahahaha
Oct 11 2007 7:51PM
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Peter.
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in the cab you shouldve just been like "well since you ARE a stripper, wanna give me a little sucky suck? i mean i did pay your fare!"
Oct 11 2007 8:34PM
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mothaeast
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yeah, whenever i ask girls for a sucky suck they usually cannot resist
Oct 11 2007 9:15PM
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PacificRimJob
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^shes a stripper.. not a whore.

there IS a difference most of the time lol.

Just because a chick is fine showing you her lady parts, doesnt mean she wants to use them on your parts, my friend..
Oct 11 2007 9:18PM
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sk8almost13x
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the kid i am quoting is an idiot wtf do u think hes gonna pull a camera out of his ass, and even
if he had one he wouldn't be able to take pics lol wow
and thats story is fucking awsum
Oct 11 2007 9:18PM
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fourhundred
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exactly as you said  "so thug"
Oct 11 2007 9:20PM
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TerminatorX
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hahaha. this kid knows what he is talking about
Oct 12 2007 2:48PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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so that big black guy in the nice suit is gunna hunt you down cause u let his cab go
Oct 12 2007 4:39PM
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Schoening
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only in san francisco...
Oct 12 2007 4:42PM
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derbski
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he was asking him to hold the cab for the stripper
Oct 12 2007 9:13PM
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ForestryIs8nice
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whats with this rain anyway.  i check mountain cams on tahoe though looks totally covered albeit in only  a foot or so
Oct 12 2007 10:48PM
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PacificRimJob
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Way to TOTALLY change the direction of the thread..
Oct 13 2007 2:47AM
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GatoGordo
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She was obviously going to another guys home.
Oct 13 2007 9:03AM
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CrazedSkier1080
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why didnt this story last much much longer???
Oct 13 2007 9:31AM
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2+2=5
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why would a stripped talk old english to you?
Oct 13 2007 9:42AM
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PacificRimJob
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Hmm.. seems long enough to me...

Oct 14 2007 9:26AM
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Hannah.
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hmmm was that your attempt to bump?
Oct 14 2007 4:17PM
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tequila
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Haha nice one. Me and my friends got cigs off a stripper once, but then decided to help her get commission since she was so nice, and went in and got dances. haha! the guys we were with that night couldn't believe their luck at being taken to a strip club!
Oct 14 2007 4:20PM
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freeski1620
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instead of letting her pay, you should have been like, give me a dance.
Oct 14 2007 5:42PM
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hendrik.
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definatel laughed out loud at that. my brother lives in oakland near jack london square, and i went to visit him and this happened:

We were driving up to an intersection where one corner was the off ramp from the freeway (one of the 80s...) we stop at a redlight behind one car.

The light turns green...we wait a second, the car in front of us doesn't move... I look at my brother as if to say lay on the horn, but then he explains to me that its 2am, oakland, and doesnt want to get shot...fair enough...

Light turns red. the car turns on its left turning signal pulls out from under the red light, and turns right speeding up the offramp. my brother and i were speechless.

oakland is a fun town!
Oct 14 2007 7:20PM
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