Replying to Got a San Francisco stripper to pay for my cab faire. So thug.

Alright.. here is the story...

So my friend has these tickets to a show on November 4th. She calls me up. "DUDE I HAVE TICKETS FOR THIS SHOW TONIGHT! Wanna come with!?"

So I say sure... and after class we make way for the city. We take the Bart (The Bay Area's transit train) to the city and get off... we have to walk about 2 miles to the venue.. not so bad, but its windy and we both were dressed in tshirts... intending on going to a hot, indoor venue.

Anyways... so we finally get there.. they check out tickets. NOVEMBER 4TH. Yeah... I didnt know about this... my friend totally effed up haha.

So anyways... we are frozen, so we hail a cab. We get back down to the station, but we have no cash. (most cabs take visa cards.. this one didnt... weird) anyways... we drive down a ways and find a wells fargo ATM. Cool... only added 15 cents to the faire anyway.

So my friend goes to the ATM and gets a deposit right... and I hold the cab.

All of a sudden this HUUUGE black guy in a really nice suit comes up "you holding this cab for somebody?"

Uh, no.. just waiting for my friend to get cash to pay for the faire.

"alright.. well hold this cab for a minute alright"

sure...

all of a sudden this chick comes up in stupid tall ass heels, and is dressed head to toe in pink velour. Huge Gucci shades on too.

She hands me a five and says in a new jersey accent "thank you for being so courteous my good sir"

At this point I noticed where she had come from. The bank was convieniently placed right next to a wicked huge strip joint. So after this realization, I immediately became super stoked for just having inadvertently made 5 bucks off of a stripper... but THEN, it got better...

"My good sir, I'm in a really big hurry, would you please be so courteous  to let me pay for your cab faire?"

I was blown away at this moment and quickly gave her the goahead. She thanked me, called me "coyteyus" again, and the cab sped off. My friend comes back "wtf where did the cab go? how'd you pay him?" dude.. I didnt.. "wtf he just drove off? that was a 14 dollar faire..." Dude.. its cool. I got a stripper to pay for it... no worries.

Yeah.. my friend was as epicly awestruck as I was. Good times in San Francisco.