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Whats your funny comeback

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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
Comments on photo of a girl whose spreading her legs

Jerk girl: not the only time that night ali's legs were open ;)


Now the comeback is that the jerk girl barely ever "opens" her legs, so think of something whitty
Oct 8 2007 7:19PM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
haha what?
Oct 8 2007 7:42PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE SUCH EXCUISITE BREASTS!

Oct 8 2007 8:19PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE SUCH EXCUISITE BREASTS!

Oct 8 2007 8:19PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE SUCH EXCUISITE BREASTS! there not that good

Oct 8 2007 8:19PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
"at least she has good enough seafood to make it worth opening fulltime and make a profit" then her car explodes and u walk away in the night in slowmotion
Oct 8 2007 9:06PM
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Ski311
Posts: 595 - Karma: 8
"If I wanted a comeback I'd scrape the back of your throat."
Oct 8 2007 9:24PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
You ruined it^

but are you asking what a good comeback would be for the girl in the picture in response to the jerk girl who barley ever gets any?


Oct 8 2007 10:41PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,776
"man go fuck a dude"
Oct 8 2007 11:06PM
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Euphoric
Posts: 178 - Karma: 9
yea sorry bro its actually "if i wanted my cum back i'd scrape it off your moms teeth"
Oct 8 2007 11:22PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
the jerk store called, theyre running out of you
Oct 9 2007 12:13AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
haha thats a terrible comeback
but still funny for some reason
+++karmas
Oct 9 2007 2:10AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
say somthing like "atleast when she opens her legs people dont run away"
...sorry thats all ive got
Oct 9 2007 2:12AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
haha it's almost not really necessary to have a funny comeback.  i think i might just go with, "who invited you anyway?  go home."
Oct 9 2007 2:45AM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
"you're just jealous you weren't invited in"?
Oct 9 2007 4:59AM
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