This is 2 weeks in a row we've been late! The problem is I always drink after school on fridays and never get around to this. So we're going to reschedule it to a "whenever we feel like it" basis. Yep. Okay, this week's winner:
Subject: I think I just fucked up my dorm
The_Oakley_Kid
1746 Posts
Insane
Oct 2 2007
1:19:39
"okay, long story short(pun) I was kinda drunk, high, and tired so I thought it would be a good idea to spray paint my wall in my dorm, now it smell like shit, I have a headache, and there is some fucked up shit on my wall. i'm kinda thinking it was a bad idea now."
Wow. I think I'll let this one speak for itself.
Honourable mentions:
From ladies men, in a thread about sucking your own dick:
thefilmerguy
1863 Posts
Insane
Oct 2 2007
10:53:07
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"a while ago i was able to reach but i was too scared to actually do it"
From "the most ghettoest places" thread (which by the way deserved the award in itself, if we gave it out to whole threads):
snowin08
473 Posts
Ridiculous
Oct 2 2007
3:41:23
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"^there is no blacks in rusia"
Political, but still good... what a great reason to support a politician:
DJDaveX
3600 Posts
Addict
Oct 2 2007
3:09:28
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"Fuck the Conservatives dude. I liked Chretien's era with the Libs. He even made the effort to go see Avril lavigne at the Junos one year(I believe). Since Harper's been in, Canada's been getting shittier."
This one didn't win because I still don't believe he's serious. No one is this dumb.
POWFIEND
73 Posts
Wannabe
Oct 2 2007
3:01:52
"Well, one day my corduroy dvd broke in half so I emailed rage films to see if there was some kind of warranty for such an incident. They said ok fine, we'll send you a new copy in the mail for free. To this day it hasnt came yet its been like a month. But, when they said they would send me a new copy of corduroy for free they asked if I would like to buy enjoy and ship it with corduroy. I told them no, and I never got my corduroy dvd replaced. They probobly never intended to send me a new copy of corduroy, but only wanted me to buy enjoy, send that to me and leave me hanging."
Yeah no. No one is stupid enough to try to warrantee a dvd. Sorry I'm not buying it, I still have some faith in humanity.
Well that's it for this week! See you next fr- er, whenever we feel like it.
