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Asking out a girl

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404404
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Ok there is this girl at this place in the mall my freand works there so i allredy stop there alot and know alot of the people. There is a new girl working there and I want to ask her out but have no in, keep in mind i have no confedence what so ever inless im skiing. Any tips or wity remarks?




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Aug 28 2003 5:29AM
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Backyard.Skier
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oh my..
Oct 12 2012 10:04PM
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stickski
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hmmm.. decent bump
Oct 12 2012 10:18PM
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wellthisisold
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wouldn't doubt it
Oct 12 2012 10:19PM
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VT_scratch
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haha damn andy should give another go atter
Oct 12 2012 10:20PM
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Bread.
Posts: 769 - Karma: 540
love it when people bump these old quality threads
Oct 12 2012 10:30PM
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Bethune
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golden thread is golden. andy gets all the bitches he wants naow
Oct 13 2012 12:29AM
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Broommasta
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have pics been posted yet? i think pics are needed.
Oct 13 2012 12:32AM
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NickelPennyDime
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hippy killer the counter she works at
Oct 13 2012 1:08AM
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cow.
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i found this thread radically funny. i hope andy's spelling has improved somewhat.
Oct 13 2012 1:53AM
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deleted5
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I was your wing man 2 years ago at if3 and got you laid. so make a time portal and ill come with you to the mall hope that helps.
Oct 13 2012 1:54AM
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schmelliot
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Just whip out the D.

Works every time.
Oct 13 2012 2:17AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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"Anny Perri issss beck an snoh!"

Oct 13 2012 2:30AM
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iSmokeweed
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pic vids pics vids
Oct 13 2012 2:41AM
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snowbombz
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You are a hero.
Oct 13 2012 2:52AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
damn it. after reading that whole thread i want some results. Even though it was 9 fucking years ago
Oct 13 2012 4:32AM
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Hughes
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hahaha good find whoever bumped this...
Oct 13 2012 4:37AM
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deleted5
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I don't have pics, And I'd be shocked if Andy actually remembers me. It was two years ago the after party just got out and I remember seeing him and me and my two friends tried to convince him and a girl he was with to come to an after club called circus. While my friend was explaining to Andy what circus was. I was talking to the girl he was with and she "didnt know what she was going to do for the night." Basically I talk to him up, And told her that she would probably never have a chance to hook up with a more famous or rich or pro as Andy. Anyway long story short we got to circus, andy and the girl weren't there when we got there. When I talked to him about it the next day he had no recollection of anything that happened but I assume sex was had.
Oct 13 2012 5:00AM
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E__
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Haha, Andy having sex is just the weirdest thought.
Oct 13 2012 5:08AM
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KLovelace
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I think its safe to say that everyone on this site got into skiing not just because its the most awesome and fun activity ever.. but also because it makes us feel damn good about ourselves. I guess andy eventually figured out a way to carry that confidence off the snow.. and into the mall. or wherever. bitchin.
Oct 13 2012 5:40AM
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Laurent.
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He denies it:

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Oct 13 2012 6:29AM
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GrabsForFun
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Hahahhahaha
Oct 13 2012 7:24AM
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Jake...
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l love these way back bumps
Oct 13 2012 9:18AM
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Ski_Alot
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alot
Oct 13 2012 10:28AM
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Beacon
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Whatever you do,



do not show her some of your traveling circus episodes where you do gross shit haha
Oct 13 2012 10:41AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Quality thread bump!
Oct 13 2012 11:12AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Oct 13 2012 11:14AM
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Jane6
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challenge accepted
Oct 13 2012 11:21AM
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Ric.
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Best bump evar
Oct 13 2012 11:58AM
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Spinoza
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What a bad speller
Oct 13 2012 12:04PM
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DGski
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haha
Oct 13 2012 12:10PM
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smuggs
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what was that thing that happened with that chick and andy..... like she was a 5 out of 10 and andy was too proud to admit they got down ? ?
Oct 13 2012 1:05PM
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Lucas
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Good bump
Oct 13 2012 1:17PM
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Hughes
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can't wait for andy to comment on this some time
Oct 13 2012 1:21PM
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MADDECENT
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poor andy...

newschoolers used to make little sense. It seems to me as if there are just completely unrelated posts floating throughout this thread...
Oct 13 2012 1:43PM
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Versace.
Posts: 287 - Karma: 418
bump
Feb 9 2013 11:54PM
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deleted5
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i almost posted this again totally forgot about that story.
Feb 10 2013 12:13AM
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FreezerKid
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you got this just be yourself, but defiantly put a fresh t-shirt on
Feb 10 2013 6:19AM
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tripnip
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We have faith
Feb 10 2013 9:25AM
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theschneidler
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Andy will soon make an announcement of his long lost 10 year old son.
Feb 10 2013 9:35AM
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roddy116
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lul
Feb 10 2013 9:56AM
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Balzberg
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hilarious!
Jun 4 2013 10:28AM
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DanielPlainview
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you just gotta be cool. if shes really hot then introduce yourself and make small talk, but other than that show her very little attention. If shes good looking shes probably used to getting unwanted attention from guys all the time, so make her think that you're cooler than those lames. if shes not so hut, show her more attention because she probably isnt used to it and she will love it. also, be really nice.
Jun 4 2013 7:48PM
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DanielPlainview
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,707
smile a lot and pay attention to how much she laughs at your jokes. if she laughs at everything you say then she wants the D
Jun 4 2013 7:52PM
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Shredsterr
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Guys he made this thread 10 years ago stop giving him advice. \

Did you ask her out yet?
Jun 4 2013 8:09PM
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Miomo
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I guess you could say he

Started from the bottom
Now he's here

What a slayer
Jun 4 2013 9:22PM
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-AM-
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Wow. Look at how friendly ns used to be.
Jun 4 2013 9:26PM
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gotti
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lol he he doesnt understand how foolish he looks
Jun 4 2013 9:27PM
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prunejuice9000+
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DO IT YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH SHE PROBABLY KNOWS YOURE ANDY PARRY THE SKI GAWD AND SHE PROBABLY WANTS YOU TO HIPPY KILL HER PUSSY!!!!!!!
Jun 4 2013 9:39PM
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Dingo69
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Shes probly old and ugly by now
Jun 4 2013 10:02PM
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illewminati
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step 1
walk up to her

step two
turn her around (180 degrees)

step 3
pee in her butt

Jun 4 2013 10:09PM
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