I'm one lucky dude. I had $1,000 dollars saved up, which, as lots of you know, isn't enough to buy a decent mountain bike. Then, yesterday, I just decided to go to a bike race. I finished in first, and I was like 'sweet,' then they said, 'you won a Cannondale Jekyll.' I was so surprised and happy. So today I went and traded it into the shop I won it from, and I got $1,050. They just so happened to have a sale on this year's Cannondale Geminis so that they could get rid of their bikes and get ready for ski season. So, with $2,000, more than half of which I really didn't earn, I got a really sick bike. The Cannondale Gemini 900. Damn, I'm happy.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.