Replying to Aaaaaaaugh shut up you debbie downer!

ok so i have a friend lets call her Sally. and all she talks

WARNING: LATE NIGHT RANT


about is her bf whos in college...all the time....and who wants to listen to that all the time....every convo...goes the same:
"oh i miss my bf" -->"he does the cutest thing *intimate gross detail*"---> "i miss him so much"--->"no one really knows me" ---->"i mean, ive got like this inner me and then like the me that like people know isnt really me? its sooooo complex, no one understands. you have no idea how hard it is" ......

keep in mind she talks 100 times faster than the normal human with the word "like" in between every other word...and manages to interupt what your saying when you go to breathe to remind you that her bf got her the cutest promise ring
and i just want to scream, its like:

yeah, i know i really dont understand you,I've only known you for like years and can predict your reaction/exact words to each situation. yeah your so fucking different from every other human being on the planet with problems, inner me? dude give me a breeeeeeeak. everyone has thoughts, hopefully. she acts as though shes the biggest mystery in the world and coming from one 17 year old girl to another: GET A LIFE! I DONT CARE!WHY DO YOU THINK NO ONE IS CALLING YOU ON THE WEEKENDS? YOURE PROBLEMS ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER PERSONS!LEARN TO DEAL AND MOVE ON, COMPLAINING DOESNT CHANGE THINGS!

I finally ended up telling her (alot nice version) this a few weeks ago, after listening to this for like the entire spring semester/summer and things havent changed at all so....

i dont mean to be a bitch, ive been distancing myself from her for the past few weeks tomorow i get my stuff hat i lent her when she went to visit her bf and thats it, ill say hi and what not but i refuse to hang out with someone whos such a fricken' debbie downer especially senior year


augh sorry to anyone who just read that and wasted 5 min. of their lives i just needed to vent, opinions?