To all party hoasters.

every fucking party is the same in the salt lake valley. the houses are always filled with the sound of drunken youth but there is never any god damn music playing. How the fuck can you have a party and no music? You think all those trendy fagots would get a clue. Kids need something to fall back on another than the sound of conversation.
When i lived in the dive i called home, i made sure every party had a plenty of confeti and plenty of music to go with it. And its my belief that people had a good time, no a great time. i mean shit, kids still talk about some of those parties to this very day. A god damn year later after the parties happened, kids still talk about them. i mean alot of shit can happen to someone in a fucking year. The fact that my parties still have revelance to modern dicussion is pretty amazing. How are they still revelant? cause i had good music to coat the good vibes, which flowered all the beautiful choas of celebration you might some times see in the movies or hear about from one of t.o's parties.

If you still have doubts about the importance of music you can read my personal philo on the matter.
Why do people come to parties? Why do they indulge themselves in the bottles and baggies of privileged decline? Well its pretty simple really, people come to parties to escape the pressures of the outside world. They come to parties to dilute the compulsiveness of the mind and they come to parties to feel aroused in the company of other individuals seeking similar salvations.
When music is thrown on top of this human quest of carnival, we see alot more people manifesting their escape. And when people escape, they feel free and when people feel free, we see all the postive things in a party come into existence. We see more dancing, more smiles, more destruction, and more people leaving the festival to pursue thier wild intercounters with the opposite sex....( sorry if you got knocked up after one of my parties, you can blame the music megan.)

so play some god damn funky music white boy so more people can be free and pull the plug from the inflatable toy of misery.
ohh yeah, dont just play hard core rap, cause chicks dont cut loose to the heavy sounds of that masculine gloss. its got to be soul music, you feel me?