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bigtreefallhard
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last night i fell out of a tree playing flashlight tag. 5 foot drop right onto my ass and back. Anyone got some advice for how to fix my swollen ass?
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Aug 26 2003 9:03PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
holy shit...5 feet?! are you ok man, that's pretty huge you pussy




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Aug 27 2003 12:19AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
maybe if u pulled the cock out of your ass it couldnt hurt so bad...jm...but 5 ft isnt that far...i dno y it would be hurting so bad unless u are a little heavy set



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Aug 27 2003 12:20AM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
the other night i tripped walking up these stone steps like 4 times and the last time i took a big chunk out of my toe it kinda hurts now but yeah i guess that was a lil off subject and pointless so yeah
and then i left


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Aug 27 2003 12:32AM
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Kornn101
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cool story hansel.
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Aug 27 2003 12:51AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
landing on your ass from 5 feet would hurt so bad. You probably bruised it a little. You just have to wait it out.

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Aug 27 2003 1:24AM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
yeah 5 feet isn't very far, but ive slammed it from like a few feet and it does hurt.
Aug 27 2003 1:38AM
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caylorswift
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this one time, i was goin to jump this cat track and there was a hidden rock right before the jump, and i hit it, and i popped outta my skis, and landed on my shoulder right on the cat track, from like. 12 ft up. or osmething, it hurt


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Aug 27 2003 1:44AM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
one time, i bombed a hill on my skateboard, rolled into the grass and hit a rock, went like 15 feet down the hill and landed right on my collarbone and broke it horribly. it was pretty sweet.
Aug 27 2003 1:46AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
earlier this summer me and a couple of friends were bored and they have a communal house which has a wheelchair that's missing a little wheel in it so we always make a game out of who can sit balanced in it longest. That got boring and I was the best at it, so we decided it would be funny to try and balance it while rolling down hill... (Vermonters, you know the hill on Main St. in Burlington next to Memorial Auditorium, that's the hill) so I tried to ride in this wheelchair down this huge as hill and flipped out of control and banged my head on the curb and got knocked out. We filmed it. It's sick.




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Aug 27 2003 1:54AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Another weird fall thing- during the school year I was in our little greenhouse thing at my house and my cat was up on a shelf and I was trying to get my cat and I accidentally causeed the shelf to collapse, which then caused a huge cactus to fall onto my head, I started screaming bloody murder and so my dad comes running out and he rips the cactus out which cause it to sink right into his hands. It was so bad. I had to go to the hospital for stiches. I can remember sitting in the ER waiting, my dreadlocks soaked in my own blood, and having a migraine. Man that sucked. And the next day I had to go to school with no sleep and of course none of my teachers believe I didn't get my homework done because I had a cactus fall on my head.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Aug 27 2003 2:19AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
that sucks ^^

that sucks worse ^
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Aug 27 2003 2:37AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
oh ya about falling last year i went skiing really drunk and fell off the chair lift luckly it was at like the part thats 10 feet high and i just fell on my side into the pow wasnt bad but coulda sucked so ya plz dont go skiing drunk its not healthy!











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Aug 27 2003 5:25AM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
o thats nothin - after 6 drinks at the mid mountain bar i went to the top and charged a double black thats only skiable on big snow years. i drop in, make a few turns then straightline through the throat which is no wider than 3 feet. somehow i cross my tips goin straight down, and the studs on my pistols caught so i couldnt swing them back. i did an 'o shit'
then was able to pull them back when the run opened up again. i thought i was dead. now i just stick to the park after drinking. 65 foot step downs are really fun drizzunk


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Aug 27 2003 8:30PM
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Schmitz
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stick to park after just that?! you must be drinkin' right know!






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Aug 28 2003 12:40AM
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mammothpunks
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ya - when you fall in the parks its usually on a landing. fall on the mountain and your tumbling through rocks and cliffs - not fun.

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
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Aug 28 2003 12:47AM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
last season, I was being an idiot, and I tryed the Channel Gap(on buttermilk, the one in the x games), only the snow was really sticky. So I basically jumped, yelled 'Oh Fuck', and hit the top of the wall, only to fall 'approximatly 22 feet' (according to the ski patrolman on the accident form) onto my ass. I compressed my T12 and ended my season on Valentines day. Lucky me.

Aug 28 2003 12:52AM
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Mattman
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Do you want a metal?

I 'll give you one

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Aug 28 2003 1:08AM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
a medal would be nice.
Thanks

Aug 28 2003 1:28AM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
a medal would be nice.
Thanks

Aug 28 2003 1:30AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Gold or Silver!

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-umm. Wild On is great

Aug 28 2003 1:36AM
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Mattman
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Gold or Silver!

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-umm. Wild On is great

Aug 28 2003 1:36AM
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bigtreefallhard
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haters suck
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Aug 29 2003 2:30AM
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freeze_pooter
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post the wheel chair footy
Aug 29 2003 2:33AM
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