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The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
5 line max...

go!
Sep 24 2007 5:59PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
what happened to the 5 line max?
Dec 19 2007 5:23PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
there was once this kid who was good at talkin smack
he was whiter than me,
but thought he was black
Dec 19 2007 5:46PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
black, white purple or green
I'll tear you limb from limb and rip outchya spleen.
hella mean like doctor evil's lazer beam
check the score bitch, I remain supreme

It's sad cause, I see little punks like you
talk shit for hours, but gotta be home by curfew
try to talk again but its like your mouth is glued
cause your jaws shattered, which i put my fist straight through
Dec 19 2007 6:34PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
damn, i cant compete with that.
Dec 19 2007 6:41PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
fuckin reeder you make me laugh till i pass gas
these flows remind of nate's cabin, shroomin in tall grass
jib a rail, a table, or even a canoe
nate tapped that joint when he shoulda fuckin blew
the ash off the tip but instead a half eighth fell
out the window, to the ground, i was mad as hell

the anger gradually left as reeder banged camille in the WRX
ur car was rockin and boppin kinda like the grabs you twerk
to the left and the right, check out my twister twister spread
or my spread eagle nut grab the style knocks them fuckin dead

north lake, south lake, or the jewel of the northstate
u got 3 couches to crash on, just do not masturbate
my towels are nice and fluffy and i wanna keep it that way
lets get fucked up in Reno, what'dya say?

i got snow outside and now a fucked up rig
the tree kicked my blazers ass and made it its nig
but its not black the tree thought it knew
i should kill that fuckin tree, lets keep tahoe blue
Dec 19 2007 7:04PM
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A2theWK
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
^ yeahja homie yeahja ^
Dec 19 2007 7:07PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
you can't limit greatness son i thought you knew,
try to contain this heat and you will be through.
droppin lyrical a-bombs, my shit is king kong,
think your ish compares you know that your wrong,
if i want, ill make it long, its my song, like my two foot zong,
hit you once incognito like the viet-cong.
if you try to ignore it the heat wil prolong.
Dec 19 2007 11:07PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I'm a white kid, acting all black,
I post raps on the internet, cause I'm hella cool,
These NS people respekt me cause I don't talk smack,
This thread makes all you white people look like fools.
Dec 20 2007 12:36AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
yo your hatin on me cuz of that noobish comment,
but the way you flow make me wanna vommit,
the place that you record im gonna bomb it
gonna be so fucked up you cant clean it with Comet
and your talking bout your two foot zong like your legit,
but to tell you the truth its the size of a clit
its the same size as if you were a hobbit
yeah that right run home get back in the closet.
Dec 20 2007 12:46AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
You didn't rap against me!
Against the rules, your disqualified.
Dec 20 2007 12:51AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
oh my bad.

yo i might have slipped up and not played by the rules
but id kick yo ass wit a whole bag of tools
why you strict like were swimmin in some olympics pools?
damn its just ns rules are for fools.
and besides it dont matter im on a whole nother level
just lookin at me makes you all dumb and disheveled
bitch im the king you cant enter this wing
of the private estate of me and my bling
Dec 20 2007 1:02AM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
this kid owns
all of his verse's are soooo sick
none of you will ever be as good as him
Dec 20 2007 1:21AM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 20
Thats too bad, at leaste your rear window is safe
and don't worry, I will try not to masterbate
I will spend the nights, restless if I will
Puffin the joints, takin a swill

I remember that night, the one with the shrooms,
where camille and I, did not need a room.
But found a place, right in my very backseat
where we tried to make babies
      and not make a mess on the backseat
oh how I tried, and yet I failed
The very next morn, it was your turn,
to ride in the back, and get it on your pants

So now I'm ready, to drink some goats milk
the juice tenderness ARG like riding silk
so to this rhyme, which doesnt make sense
I laugh my ass, as I take a sip
of beer.






Dec 20 2007 1:29AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
haha it's a chick and she's not a kid at all.
Dec 20 2007 2:00AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
now we got some real sno, though its not too deep
over the edge of the deck with a snow skate i creep
where you fuckin at reeder you're claiming your arrival
did you know it talks about weed throught the bible?

we've got a berm, a mini rail, and drinks made of hoppa
I wish I was in Alaska so i could say GET TO THE CHOPPA!
GET DOWN to the bottom as fast as you can
its a downhill race that's not from Japan

I may be turning japanese with this masturbation face
but my skin is brown, can you guess my flip race?
I eat chicken and eat cows, yeah that's not to diff
we should chow on some dog then roll a chub spliff

poo poo in a cup is also legit
that video gives a whole new meaning to the term "eating shit"
you dont have to being doing a sport to relate
i now need a cup of poo just to get hard to masturbate





Dec 21 2007 9:26PM
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IanIsBored2000
Posts: 210 - Karma: 10
Muahahaha Thread necromancy FTW! Anyways..... You don' gotta be an MD, With a PHD, To see, Why these bitch MC's, Ain't got shit on me
Feb 6 2008 9:53PM
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Galli
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 378
Except you see an MC's is me, spittin at you like you aint nobody, Oh Gee you just a sucka tryin ta live like me. See.
Feb 6 2008 10:24PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

trying ta live like you?
like a cheap-ass jew?
in yo momma's shitty basment with nothin to do?

man thats a shitty way to be
try to be more like me
ownin a five-star resort in tha florida keys
and vacation homes all over germany and italy
and not to mention in beverly hills is where my main one be

so maybe if you kiss my dick and suck up like a bitch
ill show you what its like to live damn rich
and you wont go around talkin bout yo big lifestlye
when really its as bad as a big shit pile

jk man

Feb 10 2008 11:45PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
your riches still will neva eva get you bitches...dissin a jew is the code you decided to live by...shit makes no sense when we all know your dads a rabbi...they tried to curcumsize you at age twenty five, didnt succeed because ur penis deprived...people flee when they spot my lyrical talent, smoky the bear said stop drop and roll because ur rhymes set  fire to the whole fucking planet, if this is verse 1 then fuck verse 2, i ryme verse with verse and still lyrically merk you
Feb 11 2008 12:18AM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
i liek pankakces
they taste like waffleburger
pankake
pankakee
pankeakee
i think teh pankakes are delishish
yay pankakes
Feb 11 2008 12:20AM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
betty crocker would be ashamed of you
Feb 11 2008 12:23AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
son u could be betty crocker an still not handle my heat in the kitchen...if ur rhymes were a female dog tha shit still wouldnt be bitchin...an i aint gotta say shit too make the crowd listen..cause my flows r so timeless the clocks just stop tickin..im like shaq at the free throw line the way that im bricken...and nobody on this site got that metaphor cause none of yall like chicken...u kids could play soccer and ur shit still wouldnt be kickin...so the max of versus is 5...i could slay yall with 4...but im already past that so u know im jus gonna spit more...i spit more then then a cheap cock suckin whore...and speakin of whore lemme holla at snobunny...listen honey i should rename u "nofunny"...plus ya boys pimpin more trix than that cracked out bunny...u didnt catch that one dummy...how can i have a nice day when ur rhymes r so bummy?...u aint a kid or a girl...my next guess is monkey...ha.. c im jus dripin in swagga like somebody dunked me..1 more thing bout some kid passin gas...if thats ur reaction to shit makin u laugh..then readin my flow will get u passin more gas then an esso employee...and its lines like that that make record labels employ ME
Feb 11 2008 9:12AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
lol
Feb 11 2008 10:47AM
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08-Line_Rider
Posts: 641 - Karma: 11
what the fuck you lol'd you a stupid bitch so bend it low and give me a blow, ho
Feb 11 2008 10:50AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I'll take it back down to original rules
5 line max, yeah send me a tool
I'm the only real artist, yeah I'm a jewel
and I'll teach y'all a lesson with the NGP school.
Feb 11 2008 10:55AM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
You talk about getting head but hell no
Man you aint even got a dick to blow
Talking all mean and bad
The only guys who can pull that are from Baghdad

Feb 11 2008 10:58AM
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itsmuhammed
Posts: 311 - Karma: 14
Your mums from bagdad so she wears a burka
dam shes a real good jerka
She was giving me head cause shes poor
so dont pay attention to no sharia law.
Feb 11 2008 4:08PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i broke the rubber, busted a nut up in you're mother
how does it feel to have another little brother
nasty mother fucker, talking like a trucker snatch a bitch up by the track smack her up and chuck her.

Jun 21 2008 11:00PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
dog, everything i ever hear out of your mouth is terrible
your lines are wack, they aint even close to repairable
so stay out of ns, and give us all a little joy
cuz im a real mccoy and you just a mommas boy
alright times up, five lines is all i got
i just destroyed your rap and discovered your biggest weak spot
Jun 21 2008 11:04PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403

i broke the rubber, busted a nut up in you're mother
how does it feel to have another little brother
nasty mother fucker, talking like a trucker snatch a bitch up by the track smack her up and chuck her.
Jun 21 2008 11:06PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
holy shit this is a crazy fuckin' thread
this shit is just messin with people's heads
well i give up, ive got nothin' else to say
so ill just make a turkey sandwich and look the other way.
mmmmm. turkey. HELL YEA!!

i cant rap. haha
Jun 21 2008 11:08PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
that was quite terrible, i'd use the word obsurd
see im a well known rapper and you'll always be unheard
everything out of your math is just to fast and slurred
my lyrics gettin tight, lots of ladies in my herd
Jun 21 2008 11:14PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
why you try to rap with a name so lame
you try to pull it off but peeps think you're insane
like your brain, so dumb you don't know this game
your lyrics are a spark mine a blowtorch flame
quiet down little kitty, you ain't a rap cat
I'm a tiger spitting 'round after round with a gat
yeah the gun is a metaphor for what I spit
you try to maintain game but can't take a single hit
Jun 21 2008 11:44PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Holy shit that rhyme was dope
I dunno why I'm try to battle you I am got no hope
BUt fuck it ill give it try
You get less pussy than fry from futurama
Man i'm done i gotta back to getting some from yo mama

Im white i Sorry
Jun 21 2008 11:50PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
it's all good man I just know how to rap
I don't even bust caps, I just don't give sap
no watered-down rhymes, so you can't gimme crap
'cept I'm rhyming on an internet forum getting fat...
Jun 21 2008 11:53PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
dude make sure ur head can fit out the door
with an ego so big, ill put ur ass on the floor
i really dont know how to rap man
plus im whiter than the klu klux klan
Jun 22 2008 12:20AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
shit man gotta just have confidence
you gotta know what to say, know in advance
I'm not as white as you yeah I'm diverse
but some people might say that that's a curse
I ain't black either but I've practiced anti-whack techniques
tapping my potential, and taping the leaks
I'm 5'8" 135 pounds and meek
yeah a skinny mofo from a city with its tongue outta cheek
So why you wanna hate like the KKK discriminate
fuck that man, I ain't taking yo bait
I got patience, my pops told me how to wait
till opportunity comes, then you burst through the gate

I'm rhyming too long...this could even be a song
5 lines to the max I'm taking the rules wrong
you're a funny man I'm laughing at you, lolz lolz
laughing at how you take me seriously, I know I ski...do you?
Jun 22 2008 12:29AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
Yo, twisting off axis, like a turntable
i rock the M-I-C cuz you know i am able
I spit out them lyrics thatll make ya nauseous
My beats so loud theyll leave you on consciences
To me, you dont scare me, you pose as no threat
Trying to battle Alev will be your biggest regret
My crew rolls so deep we could fill up a safari
Your lyrics so played out like an ancient Atari
Switch blades technines and homemade explosions
Like heavy metal my llyrics will leave ya dead and corroded....



well that was weak compared to yours but i cant spit well enough
Jun 22 2008 12:47AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
try and fuck with me, get jacked up and knocked out
ya bout to get lasso'ed, dont make me pull my cock out
no homo, but not like tony romo, man fuck the cowboys,
open ya mouth, talk shit, hear my gat make noise,
nah, that's just my cellular phone,
could be a bitch or one of my homies callin,
they heard about me on the streets, they know im ballin
never fallin, i answer, my voice in a gangster ass tone
your mother, my main bitch, needs you home
cause it's almost 1 a.m., yeah it's getting late
you better run home to your bed and masturbate.






Jun 22 2008 12:55AM
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ChrisMercer
Posts: 351 - Karma: 30

it's been about a year since i posted in this thread/
5 in the morning and i should already be in bed//
i have been up all night fucking some slut like a hammer/
dylan's mom kept asking for it, so obviously i slammed her//
my dick is swollen and my pelvic bone hurts/
dylan you failed to mention that your momma squirts//
i wish you would've warned me, that shit was a surprise/
in between the moans and cries, the bitch came in my eyes//
my eyes are so red, everyone thinks that i'm faded/
with the 5 line max: here's my exit, sorry it was belated//

Jun 22 2008 6:51AM
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ChrisMercer
Posts: 351 - Karma: 30
5 hours later and no one has stepped up as my hater?/
ns has changed it's personality like a classy bitch in labor//
i'll continue the tale of hitting dylan's ex-womb/
i came in that shit so much, she had to disinfect it with Kaboom!//
the spermicide was useless, cuz i got that super semen flow/
stand back! my rhymes can burn a bitch like a camp fire 'mellow//
after 3 hours of raw doggin', dylan's mom dried up on me/
in addition to indian burn, the dirty bitch passed me a V.D.//
it wasn't the HIV, but some temporary dick burn/
she must have been at the glory hole earning her turn//
suckin' off strangers, swallowin' loads of protein/
dylan, your mom took the atkin diet to levels unseen//
they say cut out the carbs, they don't mean fill up on cum/
the bitch is so hungry, she makes nutsacs turn to chewed gum.//
Jun 22 2008 12:10PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

Jun 22 2008 12:14PM
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ChrisMercer
Posts: 351 - Karma: 30
is this guy talking to me, trying to provoke me sexually?/
my dick just curled up, wishing I could kill him with electricity.//
those lines won't get you women, you're emotions are too far/
now get your ass outa here before i drag you behind my car//
Jun 22 2008 12:28PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
you wanted kids to step up now deal with a man
mothafuckin rap cat, full clip in the hand
my lines read like poems, with the beats it's slam
but yours are just words can't compete in my land
best step up your game when you deal with NGP
you're messin with a rapper, not some punk who's a G
Ain't got a crew, still ain't admitting defeat
Just me and my lines flowing sound with the beat
When peeps DL my album man, they put it on repeat
when they hear your songs...shit you got none, you dead meat
Jun 22 2008 1:56PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
If you step now you get ready to fry
I step down from thrones you get ready to die
Im like a god who turns his eye to the matters of man
if necessary takes guns and blast bullets to land
You hear thunder from the sky that means its begun
you look up. all the clouds is smoke from my gun
You useless Im ruthless like Attila the Hun
Im fire, you ice, and Im making you run
My actions make mythology and stories in books
Reaction from a god killed a mortal and took
His soul to torture, a thousand years and look
You hear his screams when anything sizzles or cooks
Thats right this killa god took the mortal to blame
so he lights him on fire, and estinguished the flame
then lights him again over and over in pain
My flows so godly like this god I reign.
Jun 22 2008 2:14PM
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ChrisMercer
Posts: 351 - Karma: 30
the god shits overplayed, I don't care how hard you floss/
you's a Little Person and this battle's a midget toss//
lookin' down on us from the holy kingdom/
no one will toss you higher, so pass me the the crown son//
Jun 22 2008 10:22PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
You smokin dope, you wanna end up in jail? You keep dat shit up fo life, u gonna fail. Eat a dog shit you fuckin thundercunt!
Jun 22 2008 11:15PM
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davar6
Posts: 555 - Karma: 24

thats a story not a rap. and cenas better than you

Jun 22 2008 11:28PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
bump. can't believe this thread kept going until june, been away too long, yet back too soon.
Jul 10 2008 5:27PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
i jizzed on yo daddys face
i burned down yo mothers place
and now your girls lying
about laying with me in bed
cuz i smacked that how she likes
and now im gettin head
Jul 10 2008 6:18PM
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