The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

you bring the rain? that's quite the claim
too bad everyone thinks rain's a shame
we've got the tallest mountain in the east and lead singer of aerosmith
too bad your states' about as good as star wars episode III: revenge of the sith

like tanners ankles, your rhymes are broke
i guess under pressure you tend to choke

we's may be battlin', but i gotta say
that joke was ballin' and made that kid look gay

haha

steven tyler? the man is half dead
i heard he set a new record for the oldest man alive
is that all that makes NH thrive?
how do you survive, heck why even bother
oh and i've got news for you...I am your father.

im done with this thread, i got mad homework to do,
maybe resume the rhymes when my mathematics are through.
shouldn've fell asleep on the couch, never gonna finish this shit,
who needs english class, my language is legitimate.

the man may be old, but he still rocks the show
he could still knock yo' ass on the flo'
hampshire's got tons of claims, and they're all tight
including THE BEST FREESTYLE RAPPA ON DIS SITE

i got seven mac elevens,
about eight thirty eights,
nine nines, ten mack tens ,
tha shiet never ends,
yah can't touch mah riches,
even if ya had mc hammah and them 357 bitches

i wrote that, for real.

i wrote the constitution that frees your speech
without my innovation you'd cease to preach
take a seat in my classroom i've been known to teach

i didn't really write mine.
biggie smalls did.
but thats okay!

your rhymes are wack
its shit like this that makes me pack

money into my pockets
so i fly in my rocket

away from you fools
and you tools

your rhyme about guns
they dont cause fun

you rhyme about weed
you probally dont even know it comes from a seed

you act tough
but its just a BLUFFF

yo there, noob, dontchya read da rulez?
5 line limit man yall's a fool!
haven't rapped a word 'bout guns, weed , or money
but i might just to spite you cuz yea i'm really funny

Jimmychung I give you mad respek,
but you suck at rappin leave the dj deck.
Learn to spell, hit a dictionary
Rappin skills come to few and rarely.
So all yall bitches get gone from here,
c-bitchcut will sacrafice you and install fear.

youz got skillz but you missed somethin' necessary
you really think a tru gangsta can afford a dictionary?
i spend the little i have on my weed and my nine
ya'll better look out for these chrome-plated rhymes

yo yo check check

bitch i know its hard for you too cope
with all of the raps that ive spit that have choked in your throught
my style is rare so give into defeat
everytime that im spittin admit its a treat
as this contest grows older
your raps have grow colder
my ryhmes are so fameous
you need to keep them in a folder
but dont look at me or eventully youll see
that my work is done now
and ive settled the score.
hey yo bitch i dont role with your beats
so shut the hell up and then listen to me
whats the senerio
being mysterio?
going thorough walls seeing yo mommas balls
get them off each other
they making me sick watching your mom wack her own dick
what im telling you now is what goes on
your mommas a whore and your dad an ex con
while your in your room wacking alone
your the only person that will make yourself mone
i know that its crazy
but your future is hazy
no introductions to rookies
my flow'll crumble you like a cookie
you'll be stumbln like a panda smightened
you sayin your lyrics are tightened
you should ask buddha to be enlightened
its time to take a seat
cause u gonna face defeat
now when im flowin im killin it
spittin it, and u look around
pretendin u aint feelin it
ur goin down, cause im a wack MC dropper
i flow like a river, light as a feather
for the next freestyle battle i hope u get betta
i know u got the title now but dont compare
this is a warnin not to challenge me
and u lucky, this is the last time
ill be rappin for free
you think your rhymes are ill
you think that there steezy
hell no man there making me wheezy
dont even go on ill shut you down
you just mad cause u cant spit like me
you fuck with me and ill take it to the next degree
i fuckin leave u stutterin
and all you can do is just keep mutterin
your weak ass rhymes and u think u a g
when i am finished with u just say good bye to your dignity
i dont give a hell what u say,
i be rappin on u all god damn day
im the type to eat carrots turn around and i’ll puke corn
maybe you should rehearse your rhymes next time cause they luke warm
only time you around heat is when you causing a kitchen fire
or burning rubber on your 50 dollar michelin tire
u wanna come at me go ahead
if u do just remember what i said
u say im the wack one
homie my wrath has just begun
and this shit here is way overdue,
homie this shit here is my life
imma open this up like a switch blade knife
i hope u will learn somthing today
i leave people in a disarray
this shit right here is unfair
im so gifted and and my talent is very rare
u never seen this shit so clean
to measure the damage on u we will need a machine
cause its just sad all this shit im delt to you
battelin me is somethin like taboo
cause i will massacure you just like jason or freddy,
im comin at ya and i dont care if ur ready
you ryme at me but your lyrics are poor
so shut your mouth and take some notes
cause somday theese rhymes will turn into quotes
you think its a game but take a seat
your beats are wack and mine concreate
so go at it again with your weak ass rhymes
i can tell you once and a thousand times
you sittin there thinkin your tough and shit
im rippin you apart bit by bit
so i think its time you stop messing around
keep messing with me and ill take you down

Jeah

sorry homie i missed the five line rule

the point of the thread is to spit something new
don't post the shit you've been claiming since '02
im not asking you to be benevolent
but can you manage to come up with something that's relevant?

i've wasted too much time on this damn thread
now it's finally time to go to bed
tonight i had a lot of work to do
but none of it was done because i was too busy entertaining you

its a state of emergency
bad ass rap is my curency
i rap all day i got endurency
so shut the hell up and dont hate on me
bitch

goin to bed?
mom tuck you in?
get on your knees
and give me head

check yo
that was so bad it dont need a come back
so go right ahead and put your thumb back
up your ass, and i wont harass you any more,
check the score thats one for me and
it hit you in the core
jeah

yo buddy, get a dictionary
endurency is fictionary
you gotta tolerate the hate
or accept your unfortunate fate.

let me teach you a lesson bout fate
your skank ho girlfriends 2 weeks late
it aint yours so dont be pissed
lesson over, class dismissed

now check it foolz, that chaz man's back
i know what chya'll are thinkin', but no i ain't black
just thought i'd check in real quick to see how shit's without me
and i gotta say it, this shit's fucking WEAK

i hate your mom

jimmy chung? teach me some karate
ya flows wack ya aint like me
take ya ass back to hong kong
while i come over there and snatch up ya mom

no homo

ok.....and ur a pussy?

Hey chicken fucker, I wasn't trying to rhyme
you on the other hand, couldn't spit for a dime
now see it's easy my friend, to call out my ass
but you can't quite recover, in your house full of glass

if you don't have rhymes
don't waste our time
no skillz to retaliate
just leads to disrespect and hate
its a good thing your kind is few and far between
or i wouldnt be wastin' my time on this scene

camron

faggot

most spit rhymes when theyre talking shit
but i haven't heard a rhyme out of you yet
its too late now, no one buys your harassment
so logout victorpetrella and save yourself the embarassment

bitch im on a different level than you
50 thousand dollars is the price of my poo.
young blood, u dont know what u be sayin
last time somone said that to me, they be prayin
yo rhymes is such shit it dont even make sense
my rhyems go on and on, lyrics is what i dispense

Yo motha fucka so you think your bad,
Bitch you need to get a fucking writing pad,
Take notes cause im about to destroy you,
And this shit here is way overdue,
Homie, this shit here is my life,
Imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
You see my lines are like a hive full of bees
Quickly and sharply they sting you with ease
You might have good gear expensive skis
But youre definitely lacking the minimum of steeze

Yo Beezy,
You ain't steezy,
your girl is easy,
and your 5's are cheesy.

it's patrick up there AKA madsteezin
so lame and tame so cold he be freezin
neon green suit he thinks he's G-in
but he's a white boy yeah...from way uptown
can't keep it up don't know how to throw down
try to lick these lyrics and suck the rhyme
3 2 1 bro you ain't got much time

bitch your fuckin lame
you cant write your own shit
you stealin other peoples fame
thrownin it down under your name
dont deny it bitch you stole thoose raps for free
our rhymes are off the dome i know its hard for you to see
i spit at you and you bow to me

Now Matt my friend he can't even spin
hatin on this, always tellin me i can't win,
I showed him up, now its his time, to stand up
and spit another rhyme, im a skier at heart
reppin the 25tri so pick your ass up and
rep your own code.

shut your mouth man you don't know shit
I offered you the pipe you took a pussy hit
wear gangster shit you think you all cool
with that blue pillow on your head you look like a fool
we laugh at you when you forget your pill
this ain't for real man we still be chill
take a moment NS and make this thread ill

I'm now more experienced at takin a hit
so shut the fuck and suck my dick,
I'm a gangster for real with my blue pillow,
showin my steez through my rhymes and my knees,
no need to hate cuz I'm keepin real
chillin on NS and sealin the deal.

yo man
we be takin up the thread
keep this shit goin we might end up dead
I shut the case and lock it up good
someone else take my place in the rhyming hood
get the hell out of NS with your funky blue hat
I pwn your n00b ass in 1337 AIM chat

crystal sucks a big fat dick
you tried to please your mom,
but couldn't find the clit
you don't know shit about going down
try going to college,
you can learn to clown

you can't cause this intrusion of lyrically wack ass confusion
ur shit might as well be considered an optical illusion
at least silence that shit, before i take out ma gunz
and get ur ass back to mass, with the other lil nuns.

What are you talking about this is my fucking thread
Its my domain, its nothing to shred
You haven't pwned me, i've only probed you
this is only the beginning the end is ahead,
bitch you can't stop me now cuz i'm not goin to bed
so shut the hell up about my micro bead hat
its pimp as hell so try to smash that!

   have you heard of the prophet?
 the end is near, so best you drop it
 i am the fear, it's clear,you can shed a tear,
and who the fuck wrote ur versues?
a girl scouts volunteer?

hhahaha this threads so fun

haha so sick

a girl scouts volunteer? that shit aint even close to legit.
just a typical n.s.-dot-com'er; claimin' you's the prophet!

well i'm your divinity, the enlightened one you answer to
i'll lead you through the pow stash, but you better pull a corkscrew

while basking in my presence, you must display adequite steeze
otherwise you aint nothing to me but molding dick cheese.

so follow me if you can keep up, cuz i'll be paving the road
when you get those face shots remember which lord you'll owe.


damn i haven't tried doing that in forever. that shit is kinda fun.

you're too old for this site, your vision is gone
there is a 5 line limit, plus your rhymes are overdrawn
now put your glasses on next time you open a thread
or i'll bust in your throat, causing occlusion, then death.

haha, good one. if your cock was large enough to gag me
i'd have to pay for pussy instead of fuckin' your wifey
you're game is played out, your think you're hot shit
why don't you tell everyone who got your girl pregnant?

i knew the kid couldn't be mine, he looked like martin sheen
but if i'm raising your son, you could at least toss a brotha some green
i've been wondering why the kid couldn't throw a ball,
it all makes sense, his genetics were mixed with a neanderthal.


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